The official Silkroad Jokes Thread

Post by **Stress** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:51 pm

ThiefzV2 wrote:I've spoken to D2A on Vent before when she helped me out with my build.... I was very amazed when I found out D2A was a she.

Being sexually harassed is not fun and given D2A's status and wealth, I don't blame her. Imagine the tons of msgs that relates to her gender...

Sadly, I haven't managed to talk to her on vent yet. But if she is as good or better then Ito, I would be in for a treat...

Cloverleaf · Post by **Cloverleaf** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:52 pm

Death2U wrote:Who is the one chick in this game you don't wanna mess with?

D2A

Geez, it's spam

Braxton · Post by **Braxton** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:55 pm

Cruor wrote:
Itonami wrote:It's not fun to be sexually harassed in a GAME.
What about in RL?

And this is the real reason why uniques don't spawn on schedule.

lmfao...very nice

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:04 pm

Cruor wrote:
Itonami wrote:It's not fun to be sexually harassed in a GAME.
What about in RL?

It depends..

Nijushiho wrote:Sorry Ito, didn't mean to harass you ^^. I just lubbbb youu!!!!1!!

'Tis okay, I lub you too :love:

penfold1992 wrote:ventrilo?

um... i dunno if this is aloud to talk about but what vent servers are u on? is ther a sro forums one!

Host: twist4.nrgservers.net
Port: 3533
DO NOT make racism names/comments/phonetics. That = Ito's banhammer. Fear meh

[SD]Stress wrote:Sadly, I haven't managed to talk to her on vent yet. But if she is as good or better then Ito, I would be in for a treat...

Wha?!?! Is it possible for anyone's voice to be better than SRF's legendary voice?

Post by **Stress** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:11 pm

idk, I haven't heard her yet. If/when I do, I'll let you know if indeed nothing is impossible

penfold1992 · Post by **penfold1992** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:27 pm

um... i went on it be no1 was on that vent lol

ill try 2moz but in the mean time any1 else hav a public one or aege one ^^

i hav ts and vent

FireVortex · Post by **FireVortex** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:30 pm

AnemuS wrote:O_O my sig was used to make jokes xD

+1 :p agreed

Death2U · Post by **Death2U** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:14 am

Y'all are making me :oops:

chicksboy · Post by **chicksboy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:40 am

cuz u r trying to attract those ugly boys

ahahaha

Death2U · Post by **Death2U** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:55 am

Trying? No... I'm a magnet.

And LOL@your name.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is Joymax's secret name?

Gaymax.

Joy = gay

TheGiftedOne · Post by **TheGiftedOne** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:47 pm

whats the difference between a mangyang and a blader?

a mangyang can actually kill you

(no offence to bladers they are cool

)

Braxton · Post by **Braxton** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:05 pm

What's the difference between a Mangyang and a Nuker......

About 10hp

realfoxboy · Post by **realfoxboy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:06 pm

TheGiftedOne wrote:whats the difference between a mangyang and a blader?

a mangyang can actually kill you

(no offence to bladers they are cool )

awesome

destructionmama · Post by **destructionmama** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:24 pm

Braxton wrote:What's the difference between a Mangyang and a Nuker......
About 10hp

LOL that's a good one LOL

destructionmama · Post by **destructionmama** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:29 pm

What does the number
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
12345671234567123456712345678 mean to a blader?

1= imbue
2=KD
3=KD
4= stab
5= stab
6= stab
7= wrong button

And why does the big number ends with an 8?

because he ran out of pots

Braxton · Post by **Braxton** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:32 pm

destructionmama wrote:What does the number
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
123456712345671234567123456712345671234567
12345671234567123456712345678 mean to a blader?

1= imbue
2=KD
3=KD
4= stab
5= stab
6= stab
7= wrong button

And why does the big number ends with an 8?

because he ran out of pots

Nice

Drake · Post by **Drake** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:24 pm

A movia goes to the armor shop and asks them "got any SoS", the armor guy says "i only carry npc gear go check the stalls".

The next day the movia walks into the same shop and asks "got any SoS", the armor guy gets pissed and yells "i told you yesterday i dont have any SoS, get the hell outta here and dont ask me again or ill pk you!"

The next day the movia walks into the same shop again. The movia looks around the shop for a bit and asks "got any weapons?". The armor guy replies "this is an armor shop we dont have weapons you dumb movia", the movia then asks "so ya got any SoS?"

Braxton · Post by **Braxton** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:29 pm

Drake wrote:A movia goes to the armor shop and asks them "got any SoS", the armor guy says "i only carry npc gear go check the stalls".

The next day the movia walks into the same shop and asks "got any SoS", the armor guy gets pissed and yells "i told you yesterday i dont have any SoS, get the hell outta here and dont ask me again or ill pk you!"

The next day the movia walks into the same shop again. The movia looks around the shop for a bit and asks "got any weapons?". The armor guy replies "this is an armor shop we dont have weapons you dumb movia", the movia then asks "so ya got any SoS?"

lol not bad

Gseh · Post by **Gseh** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:39 pm

Braxton wrote:
Drake wrote:A movia goes to the armor shop and asks them "got any SoS", the armor guy says "i only carry npc gear go check the stalls".

The next day the movia walks into the same shop and asks "got any SoS", the armor guy gets pissed and yells "i told you yesterday i dont have any SoS, get the hell outta here and dont ask me again or ill pk you!"

The next day the movia walks into the same shop again. The movia looks around the shop for a bit and asks "got any weapons?". The armor guy replies "this is an armor shop we dont have weapons you dumb movia", the movia then asks "so ya got any SoS?"

lol not bad

best joke of all posts!

Gseh · Post by **Gseh** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:44 pm

why does euro has more delay on pots than the chinese?

coz chinese pots has wood cover, and euro pots has metal cover

yesyes · Post by **yesyes** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:02 pm

DarkJackal wrote:You should hear her on vent ;d.

I fell in love with her when I first heard her voice <3.

I bet you don't imagine her naked. I got some pics of her with Itonami dancing naked hip-hop.

Bing-bong boobies boobies.

Drake wrote:A movia goes to the armor shop and asks them "got any SoS", the armor guy says "i only carry npc gear go check the stalls".

The next day the movia walks into the same shop and asks "got any SoS", the armor guy gets pissed and yells "i told you yesterday i dont have any SoS, get the hell outta here and dont ask me again or ill pk you!"

The next day the movia walks into the same shop again. The movia looks around the shop for a bit and asks "got any weapons?". The armor guy replies "this is an armor shop we dont have weapons you dumb movia", the movia then asks "so ya got any SoS?"

I think it's not able to pk in the city. Or the seller words were just a empty cursing? Or he was wearing pink underwear? TO BE CONTINUED...[/quote]

justaskphil · Post by **justaskphil** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:28 pm

A mangyang and a movia walk into a bar...the big eye ghost saw it and walked around it.

scott91 · Post by **scott91** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:41 pm

justaskphil wrote:A mangyang and a movia walk into a bar...the big eye ghost saw it and walked around it.

lol one of the best so far

Silver0 · Post by **Silver0** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:47 pm

[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote:how can you talk like a man? doesnt everyone speak the smae language here... english?

D2A talks like a man with a small penis

thats why i bet 90% of the ppl here think she was a he

Drake · Post by **Drake** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:03 pm

A warrior walks into a pub and sits down next to a rogue with a wolf by his feet. "Does your wolf bite?" the warrior asks

"No." the rogue replies

A few minutes later the wolf takes a huge chunk out of the warriors leg.

"WTF!!! I thought you said your wolf didn't bite!" the warrior says.

"That's not my wolf." the rogue replies

justaskphil · Post by **justaskphil** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:24 pm

Braxton wrote:What's the difference between a Mangyang and a Nuker......

About 10hp

Sometimes you feel sorry after killing a mangyang.

destructionmama · Post by **destructionmama** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:39 pm

Drake wrote:A warrior walks into a pub and sits down next to a rogue with a wolf by his feet. "Does your wolf bite?" the warrior asks

"No." the rogue replies

A few minutes later the wolf takes a huge chunk out of the warriors leg.

"WTF!!! I thought you said your wolf didn't bite!" the warrior says.

"That's not my wolf." the rogue replies

LOL tha'ts a classic

ResTnPieces · Post by **ResTnPieces** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:57 pm

destructionmama wrote:
Drake wrote:A warrior walks into a pub and sits down next to a rogue with a wolf by his feet. "Does your wolf bite?" the warrior asks

"No." the rogue replies

A few minutes later the wolf takes a huge chunk out of the warriors leg.

"WTF!!! I thought you said your wolf didn't bite!" the warrior says.

"That's not my wolf." the rogue replies

LOL tha'ts a classic

a classic sensible joke

nice one

Snudge · Post by **Snudge** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:59 pm

Meh, SRO and jokes... Doesn't combine... >_>

Marce_ · Post by **Marce_** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:01 pm

So you decide to hunt for Lord Yarkan...you have your pvp cape and he spawns. Then a bunch of ppl start attacking him and he says:

"1v1 you noob!"

Not that funny...-_-

Here's another one:

I will give 999999999999999999999999999m gold and all SoSun in SRO to a turk who won't say:

"Fu.ck you matherfacker!" xD

Sorry guys...

Don't ban me xD