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Lol I didn't make this. It's from: http://www.videogamessuck.com/review191.html
http://www.videogamessuck.com/review191.html wrote:Oh man another piece of shiit but free MMORPG that is most likely from Korea. Why the hell do these guys keep putting this crap out and why the hell is there so many of them?

Graphics: Ok don't let the screenshots fool you, the graphics in this game look like a chicks asss after she just had two fists rammed in it. The only good part is the character models which look nice and have decent enough textures on them. Everything else is a bland, boring, and overall shiitty looking. Sure the graphics in the screenshots sort of look like Guild Wars but then when you get in the game you realize you are a fuucking moron. Once you leave the somewhat boring and ugly and shiitty looking city... you go to a big field with one tree that looks like shiit and NOTHING ELSE. Its a big stupid field full of nothing. Just green on the ground which looks like shiit because the landscape looks like a retextured version of something on the original Half-Life engine. The enemies have the worst design anyone could ever believe. They range from stupid ass characters such as HAYSTACKS THAT HAVE KNIVES to Weasels. OH lets not forget the stone statues which look like shiit and low-res. The whole damn enviornment is just boring and uninspiried. Why couldnt they think of something funner to kill like babies or cows? Not to mention the graphics for attack repeats the same two stupid up and down swings OVER AND OVER. Way to be creative, just like every other MMO it has the constant boring same fuucking swings over and over. Why the hell can't anyone just make like 5 different animations? The graphics are a pure pile of bland feces.

Sound: The sound is just plain garbage. The music in the beginning menu is so awesome that i completley forgot what it sounds like. Of course you also get to hear the same god damn sound over and over as you swing your same repetitive animation. The sound is just there... it doesnt stand out as its nothing special. The ambient sounds are barely there. Basically you could turn off your speakers and would barely notice a difference with this crap.

Gameplay: Surpisingly they actually have a unique system of leveling up and combat. Oh wait, no they don't. Its same the fuucking pile of shiit moves and grinding as any other fuucking korean MMO. You level up and put points into STRENGTH OR MAGIC. HOLY SHIIT THEY ARE GETTING CRAZY. Then you also can level up certain skills like A SLASH THAT DOES EXTRA DAMAGE. Holy shiit way to go guys! You did the same fuucking thing that everyone else does! So you can either go with one handed weapons or two handed weapons and master them. Also you can master in ranged weapons. Holy shiit! This is making me hard on how creative this is. But here is the kicker. YOU CAN MASTER IN MAGIC such as lightning! or fire! Hell fuucking yeah! So then after you make your character out of one of the 5 heads and then choose body size you can go into the game. Then you can do some gay pointless quests that get you no where which just basically end up in you grinding. Theres a total of like ONE QUEST per level. Holy shiit move over WoW! They have 1 quest a level! Not to mention the quest is fuucking stupid and the translations are horrible. Clearly the people who translated this pile of shiit that should have never been brought to the rest of the world either have downs syndrome or they are dyslexic. So then you just go around and grind and hit shiit with your sword and then get better shiit. You can then proceed to go farther out into the land and hit bigger shiit until you are leveling up again. The only unqiue thing this game has at all is the fact that this piece of shiit lets you buy disposable horses. Buy a horse and as soon as you get off it dissapears. Thats the biggest fuucking retarded system ever. Where the fuuck did the horse go and why did it dissapear? The gameplay is basically all grinding and its boring as fuuck. Also there is nothing that hasnt been done before a million times in this game.

The Servers are a fuucking pile of shiit as well and always full. Full of abunch of cuunts who just want to sell you items they bought at the vendor for more money then they bought it for. Thats so fuucking sad.

Story: The story here is the developers want you to take a fat shiit on their chest because they enjoy cleavland steamers.

I rather piss out kidney stones 1/10


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wtf.
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yeah im rly gonna read all tht...... not
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Xbox_Live_ wrote:yeah im rly gonna read all tht...... not

Pointless just like my thread
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Did he get past level 5?
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†erminal wrote:Did he get past level 5?

Was said he stopped at 2.
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made the same mistake as most people that review games...
they dont look far enough into it..
although, yes, sro does suck in a lot of aspects most of them can be fixed...
joymax on the other hand..............

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Whoops didn't read it through completely.
But what keeps me in this game, is the late game pvps/job wars
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hey thats completely true!
this guys a genius.
dno why we're still playin this, maybe cuz all mmo's are the same :S
unless u wanna pay $ every month to play..


o wait i have premium. I basically already am.

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CBF reading this. Can someone tell me what it is about?
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MrFudge wrote:hey thats completely true!
this guys a genius.
dno why we're still playin this, maybe cuz all mmo's are the same :S
unless u wanna pay $ every month to play..


o wait i have premium. I basically already am.

ugh.ask;ld.



How can you rate a game with out finishing it? Its like if AVGN rated nightmare on elm street and only played for 2 seconds. All he would have to say is they turn the wrong way... So yeah the game might be bad but he only says the bad things. He can take his WoW playing ass to his lonely room.
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i lol'ed at the gameplay part
and made me realize im pathetic for paying :(
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Worst review i ever read.

Seriously, what hapenned to jobbing? what hapenned to PvP? What hapenned to uniques? What hapenned to euro?
If this guy gets paid to post shit like this he should get fired asap, just plain sad.
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Lol I like this guy :D

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That review sucked! D;

Having a curse every other word doesn't make you look like a professional reviewer unless you're Yahtzee. I'm sure he only played till at least level 5 then quiet because he realised what a failure he is at gaming and pretty much everything else. The only jackass who wasted his time was him. :/

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Man I posted this a long time ago. That whole website is full of silly reviews like this. It's a joke I think. :O
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lol :D
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THAT IS LOL.
I mean, if we're talking about random, just look at Panda. "Hi, I'm a big drunk endangered species. My skills are firmly based in the wonderful art of alchoholic consumption, and bar-fight style combat."

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so what lvl did he get to :?
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BuddahBless wrote:Man I posted this a long time ago. That whole website is full of silly reviews like this. It's a joke I think. :O


Yup, this has been posted before here.
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rofl lucky he didnt get to the gold bots :D
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His IQ is lower than his age.
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That dude just has issues.
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SiWarrior wrote:rofl lucky he didnt get to the gold bots :D

Lol Yeah ... its sad what he wrote .. but I must say that its sad :( xD
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:roll:

Seen this before.

Looked like it was written by someone who just discovered swear words.

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Despite his immature attitude about it half of what he said is right.

This game is just like every other game, nothing special about it. Sure u can say the uniques and jobbing.. but sro uniques have nothing on ff11 uniques. And jobbing? i guess its just a better version of sro's bad pvp system.

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He is right in some parts :oops:
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Deacon wrote:He is right in some parts :oops:



About the horse parts

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