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Squirt
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by Squirt » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:37 pm
STEVE N. sent this
Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance
of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer
decided to put up an electric fence.
About a week later, this is what he found!
Could you get away if this one bit you & held on with it's
'few teeth?'
(Note: The wires are 10 inches apart.)
Stumbled upon this
Can't post link because the site also has naky people
Is this real?!
God damn
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by Dead_Soul » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:41 pm
thats one big ass mofo O_O did u see the teeth on that thing? O.o holy ****
you've just been punk'd aaaaah crazy...
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by Midori » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:47 pm
Squirt wrote: Can't post link because the site also has naky people
Site saved for later fapping.
dom
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by dom » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:50 pm
Why would it not be real? Some snakes are big enough to eat sheep, it's a fact.
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by DarkJackal » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:51 pm
Definitely real lol, not even the biggest in the world too, snakes have grown big enough to eat baby hippos, and people. Those teeth are huge though, if that thing bites you your definitely screwed unless you somehow kept it from squeezing ur chest/head lol, gonna bleed and hurt alot though. *remembers the movie anaconda <3*
dom
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by dom » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:53 pm
DarkJackal wrote: *remembers the movie anaconda <3*
*remembers lake placid*
DarkJackal
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by DarkJackal » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:55 pm
dom wrote: DarkJackal wrote: *remembers the movie anaconda <3*
*remembers lake placid*
Psh, thats Crocodiles >;x, but <3 that movie too lol.
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by izmeister » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:03 pm
Thats snake is epic
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by M3K0S » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:04 pm
yeaw dude anacondas ate ice cube and jlo....
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by StealMySoda » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:23 pm
Lol. Can you imagine. Being hungry unless you ate a HOLE sheep. That shit would suck, looks like hes got about 3 or 4 of em in there in those pics lol
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by FireVortex » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:59 pm
OH crap..Dats a pretty big snake.
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by Draquish » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:08 pm
I would hate to find that snake on a plane.
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by TOloseGT » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:11 pm
*remembers piranha*
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by Furious » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:27 pm
dom wrote: Why would it not be real? Some snakes are big enough to eat sheep, it's a fact.
some of em are big enough to eat crocodiles
snake eating crocodile gone wrong.. badly:
Quit SRO!
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by frankaslt1 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:31 pm
Furious wrote: dom wrote: Why would it not be real? Some snakes are big enough to eat sheep, it's a fact.
some of em are big enough to eat crocodiles
snake eating crocodile gone wrong.. badly:
I have read about this monster like 3 years ago, that snake could easily eat people even whole family, it was so big lol.
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by Amelie » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:49 pm
there's a video on youtube about a snake eating a hipo. Too lazy to find it now lol.
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by Nocks » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:53 pm
Amelie wrote: there's a video on youtube about a snake eating a hipo. Too lazy to find it now lol.
Amelie wrote: Verfo wrote: can you upload the render?
pff dont be
LAZY hypocrit or?
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by Redd » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:55 pm
Nocks wrote: Amelie wrote: there's a video on youtube about a snake eating a hipo. Too lazy to find it now lol.
Amelie wrote: Verfo wrote: can you upload the render?
pff dont be
LAZY hypocrit or?
XD EPIC
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by Isis » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:59 pm
Looks like a Burmese Python, I think the Burmese is the fattest and the anaconda is the longest. Or is the other way round. Don't really remember which.
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by Nocks » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:00 pm
Bastet wrote: Looks like a Burmese Python, I think the Burmese is the fattest and the anaconda is the longest. Or is the other way round. Don't really remember which.
arent u from burma? or? jk lol (just kidding)
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by Squirt » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:02 pm
Nocks wrote: Bastet wrote: Looks like a Burmese Python, I think the Burmese is the fattest and the anaconda is the longest. Or is the other way round. Don't really remember which.
arent u from burma? or? jk lol (just kidding)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnT8Ubogdog
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by DarkJackal » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:06 pm
I think the reticulated python is the longest, Anaconda is the heaviest. I use to have a burmese python, my brothers friend gave it to me it was like 8 feet long lol, I couldn't keep it long though ._..
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by *BlackFox » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:08 pm
Holy Crap! That snake is terrifying
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by Isis » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:15 pm
DarkJackal wrote: I think the reticulated python is the longest, Anaconda is the heaviest. I use to have a burmese python, my brothers friend gave it to me it was like 8 feet long lol, I couldn't keep it long though ._..
Or was it the retic, really can't remember.. Maybe it was hehe
I have a corn snake, they only grow between 5-6 foot..
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by Amelie » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:18 pm
Nocks wrote: Amelie wrote: there's a video on youtube about a snake eating a hipo. Too lazy to find it now lol.
Amelie wrote: Verfo wrote: can you upload the render?
pff dont be
LAZY hypocrit or?
lol pfff
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by StealMySoda » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:33 pm
Lol. Did it just puke a whole hippo?
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by Nocks » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:34 pm
StealMySoda wrote: Lol. Did it just puke a whole hippo?
yea lolllll
+1 nice one amalie
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by Grimjaw » Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:49 pm
Crikey!
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by ThiefzV2 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:56 pm
wow i want that as my pet snake