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Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:05 am
by Kraq
My mum just said no to getting me an iPod Touch for my b-day, gimme things I should say to her to convince her :] Thanks

Re: Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:22 am
by wicked
thumbs up for ur english...
and just ask money for ur b-day and buy the i-pod.
Re: Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:23 am
by Goobronicus
or just say, "Oh fck you're right, I don't need one"?
Re: Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:44 am
by Dark Shifty
ask for cash then buy one for cheap on craigslist
Re: Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:50 am
by emperor3000
You can just keep nagging, that's how i got my things back then when i was a kid =P
She always says no, but later on she always tells me where could she buy it at.
(insert life speach thing base on first sentence here)
Well, just ask her why can't you get one first
Re: Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:58 am
by destructionmama
tell her you don't know how to spell "help"
*mom stares at you....
*mom takes ipod away
OT: say you're the best mom I'll ever have and always will be.
But its best if you just buy her a card and some flowers

Moms like those things
Re: Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:49 am
by IceCreamMan
tell her if she doesnt buy it u wont love her no more
Re: Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:52 am
by Teddybeer
wait till your b-day get mnoey buy own one or agree with ur mom
Re: Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:02 am
by antics
just show her u deserve it
do chores, study, manors and so on and so forth
Re: Halp!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:03 am
by whiteraven
you dont need an ipod touch
you better get yourself an iphone

Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:31 am
by Kraq
I turn around some letters on accident and you guys say im bad at english >.>
Also,
Urban Dictionary wrote:Halp
1. HALP 64 up, 11 down
1) Help.
2) Favorite word of Code Zero, used when he is in distress.
1) HALP! How do I surf the net!?
2) Aarun: dood rawns not gona do bootz no moer
Code Zero: lol HALP!
Thanks for the help guys ,but if I get cash I'm just gonna get 50$

Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:03 am
by crazyskwrls
jeez at least u get stuff last year my parents threw me a 20 and said have fun....

Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:05 am
by tedtwilliger
I'll tell you what i tell most people: work for it.
If your too young to get a job ( judging by your vocabulary you are ) than just say you will do a few chores around the house to earn the money. Wash the car a few times, mow the lawns, wash up / wipe up if you dont already, vaccumm.. w/e. Before you know it you will own your very own itouch

Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:15 am
by Grimjaw
tedtwilliger wrote:I'll tell you what i tell most people: work for it.
If your too young to get a job ( judging by your vocabulary you are ) than just say you will do a few chores around the house to earn the money. Wash the car a few times, mow the lawns, wash up / wipe up if you dont already, vaccumm.. w/e. Before you know it you will own your very own itouch

Pillaging,Lootin' and plundering be a appropriate solution perhaps?

Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:13 am
by Fury
Threaten to kill her in her sleep if she doesnt get you one.

Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:51 pm
by Squirt
Economy busted, Gas prices up
Maybe they can't afford it ATM?
Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:27 pm
by Priam
Stop being a spoiled prick who's trying to get his mom broke, and save the money to buy it yourself. It's called life, deal with it.
Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:38 pm
by chesticles
Hes probably 12 or smthing i doubt he has a job or an allowance to save up. Go suck

like the crack heads do for cash. Youll have the $ in no time.
Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:59 pm
by NO_SILK_4_ME
Have you ever considered that she wants to get it for you, but is just saying no so she can surprise you? Reflect on yourself and see if you have been a good boy this year. If you have been, she's probably just trying to surprise you.... if not, then yeah, she really doesn't wanna buy you one.
Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:28 pm
by Hustlar
dude rly, dont waste Farking money on a mp3 player, especially not some shitty ''wow i look cool '' with a shitty ipod, get a good phone, a card of a few gb's you stick in and there you got a phone AND a mp3 in one.
Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:34 pm
by Kraq
I'm 13... And she says she's low on funds which she really is so :\
Thanks for the advice guys :]
Re: Halp!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:22 pm
by chesticles
Oh i got it.
Take out a life insurance policy on ur mum for 1mil
Cut her brake line
Ask her to go to the store or somewhere for bread or milk or something
Make sure she has to get on like the express way to get there
Wait for sad news of car crash
Collect insurance
Get ur iphone
Bury ur mum
End of story.
Re: Halp!
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:19 am
by Kraq
chesticles wrote:Oh i got it.
Take out a life insurance policy on ur mum for 1mil
Cut her brake line
Ask her to go to the store or somewhere for bread or milk or something
Make sure she has to get on like the express way to get there
Wait for sad news of car crash
Collect insurance
Get ur iphone
Bury ur mum
End of story.
Sweet, thanks!

Re: Halp!
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:04 am
by ThatBluePerson
Ask for a plane first, after she says no then ask for a car, after she says no then ask for a bicycle and finally an ipod.
Re: Halp!
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:21 pm
by Asteroid
tell her that you will never ask for anything ever again.
works like a charm for me. my mom never says no to getting me things
Re: Halp!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:14 am
by xengthao95
well if you cant do anything then beg her or cry in front of her...
just a suggestion
Re: Halp!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:51 am
by Red Fox
its not that hard. just ask wait a week or two then you get it
Re: Halp!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:14 am
by LaloHao
Asteroid wrote:tell her that you will never ask for anything ever again.
works like a charm for me. my mom never says no to getting me things
lol, this really works, done it tons of times

Re: Halp!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:40 am
by Doron
okay, yeah...
Why not take an MP3 in stead?
Reasons:
1: It's cheaper.
2: You'll prolly lose your iPod or break it, so your mom can buy a new one.
3: It's practically the same as a fuckin iPod, so why not?
You'll save money with it.
Yo' mamma would be happy with it.
Re: Halp!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:40 am
by StealMySoda
Wow.
Some of you guys are so spoiled.
Mummy wont buy me this.
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