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My mum just said no to getting me an iPod Touch for my b-day, gimme things I should say to her to convince her :] Thanks :D
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thumbs up for ur english...
and just ask money for ur b-day and buy the i-pod.
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or just say, "Oh fck you're right, I don't need one"?
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ask for cash then buy one for cheap on craigslist
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You can just keep nagging, that's how i got my things back then when i was a kid =P



She always says no, but later on she always tells me where could she buy it at.

(insert life speach thing base on first sentence here)




Well, just ask her why can't you get one first
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tell her you don't know how to spell "help"

*mom stares at you....
*mom takes ipod away


OT: say you're the best mom I'll ever have and always will be.

But its best if you just buy her a card and some flowers :) Moms like those things
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tell her if she doesnt buy it u wont love her no more
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wait till your b-day get mnoey buy own one or agree with ur mom
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just show her u deserve it
do chores, study, manors and so on and so forth

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you dont need an ipod touch :)

you better get yourself an iphone :)
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I turn around some letters on accident and you guys say im bad at english >.>
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Thanks for the help guys ,but if I get cash I'm just gonna get 50$ :D
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jeez at least u get stuff last year my parents threw me a 20 and said have fun.... :(
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I'll tell you what i tell most people: work for it.

If your too young to get a job ( judging by your vocabulary you are ) than just say you will do a few chores around the house to earn the money. Wash the car a few times, mow the lawns, wash up / wipe up if you dont already, vaccumm.. w/e. Before you know it you will own your very own itouch :D

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tedtwilliger wrote:I'll tell you what i tell most people: work for it.

If your too young to get a job ( judging by your vocabulary you are ) than just say you will do a few chores around the house to earn the money. Wash the car a few times, mow the lawns, wash up / wipe up if you dont already, vaccumm.. w/e. Before you know it you will own your very own itouch :D


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Threaten to kill her in her sleep if she doesnt get you one. :roll:
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Economy busted, Gas prices up
Maybe they can't afford it ATM?
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Stop being a spoiled prick who's trying to get his mom broke, and save the money to buy it yourself. It's called life, deal with it.
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Hes probably 12 or smthing i doubt he has a job or an allowance to save up. Go suck :shock: like the crack heads do for cash. Youll have the $ in no time.
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Have you ever considered that she wants to get it for you, but is just saying no so she can surprise you? Reflect on yourself and see if you have been a good boy this year. If you have been, she's probably just trying to surprise you.... if not, then yeah, she really doesn't wanna buy you one.
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dude rly, dont waste Farking money on a mp3 player, especially not some shitty ''wow i look cool '' with a shitty ipod, get a good phone, a card of a few gb's you stick in and there you got a phone AND a mp3 in one.
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I'm 13... And she says she's low on funds which she really is so :\
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Oh i got it.

Take out a life insurance policy on ur mum for 1mil

Cut her brake line

Ask her to go to the store or somewhere for bread or milk or something

Make sure she has to get on like the express way to get there

Wait for sad news of car crash

Collect insurance

Get ur iphone

Bury ur mum

End of story.
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chesticles wrote:Oh i got it.

Take out a life insurance policy on ur mum for 1mil

Cut her brake line

Ask her to go to the store or somewhere for bread or milk or something

Make sure she has to get on like the express way to get there

Wait for sad news of car crash

Collect insurance

Get ur iphone

Bury ur mum

End of story.

Sweet, thanks! :D
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Ask for a plane first, after she says no then ask for a car, after she says no then ask for a bicycle and finally an ipod.

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tell her that you will never ask for anything ever again.

works like a charm for me. my mom never says no to getting me things
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well if you cant do anything then beg her or cry in front of her...
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its not that hard. just ask wait a week or two then you get it
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Asteroid wrote:tell her that you will never ask for anything ever again.

works like a charm for me. my mom never says no to getting me things

lol, this really works, done it tons of times :oops:

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okay, yeah...

Why not take an MP3 in stead?

Reasons:

1: It's cheaper.
2: You'll prolly lose your iPod or break it, so your mom can buy a new one.
3: It's practically the same as a fuckin iPod, so why not?

You'll save money with it.

Yo' mamma would be happy with it.
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Wow.
Some of you guys are so spoiled.

Mummy wont buy me this.
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