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I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:15 am
by Xander
...I masturbated for the first time last night

Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:19 am
by Sharp324
Uhhh....

thanks for letting us know, guess OTL is going through puberty...yet again
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:19 am
by Dark Shifty
i know...

Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:19 am
by NO_SILK_4_ME
congratulations, now go read some dating guides, let go of your hesitation, and ask some girl out. Get laid. And start another thread

Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:22 am
by blackfalcon
couldnt decide if i wanted to post in this thread....
i did
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:27 am
by theblindarcher
EWWWW SRF DUN LIKE PERVERTS LETS ALL CYBER WHACK HIM *grabbs a cyber whackerthin* *whacks you*

i am so badass
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:29 am
by NO_SILK_4_ME
theblindarcher wrote:EWWWW SRF DUN LIKE PERVERTS LETS ALL CYBER WHACK HIM *grabbs a cyber whackerthin* *whacks you*

i am so badass
You are teh lolz.
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:34 am
by Argonaut
Xander wrote:...I masturbated for the first time last night

Dude. No way. Dude. You serious? Dude. Screenshot or didn't happen. Dude, what the fck? I dont wanna look at that shit? Why u sending me ur nude pics? DUDE...
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:36 am
by Tasdik
NO_SILK_4_ME wrote:congratulations, now go read some dating guides, let go of your hesitation, and ask some girl out. Get laid. And start another thread

LMAO!!!
*no really do
it*

Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:38 am
by Argonaut
Tasdik wrote:NO_SILK_4_ME wrote:congratulations, now go read some dating guides, let go of your hesitation, and ask some girl out. Get laid. And start another thread

LMAO!!!
*no really do
it*

LOL. Just take Exstasy before you ask her out, you wont even know what happened. Except that theres a strange 7 digit number written somewhere on your persona. O.o
P.S.: Do not inject, inhale, swallow Exstacy unless reccomended by a ...... ah screw it. Get fcking baked.
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:38 am
by BlackFox898
to what pr0n!?!@?!?!?!?!??@!?@!?@!#?!#?# thats what everyone wants to know.
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:42 am
by NO_SILK_4_ME
BlackFox898 wrote:to what pr0n!?!@?!?!?!?!??@!?@!?@!#?!#?# thats what everyone wants to know.
Yeah...we definitely need to know his preference...it could be very wrong, like bestiality or two girls one cup or...maybe he's just a NABB and watches normal pr0n...
Actually **** it, what'd you watch?

Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:45 am
by Xander
NO_SILK_4_ME wrote:BlackFox898 wrote:to what pr0n!?!@?!?!?!?!??@!?@!?@!#?!#?# thats what everyone wants to know.
Actually **** it, what'd you watch?

I didn't watch anything....I'm just "talented"

Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:47 am
by BlackFox898
...wut

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Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:48 am
by Cruor
Smells like fresh vagina in here.
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:49 am
by NO_SILK_4_ME
Xander wrote:NO_SILK_4_ME wrote:BlackFox898 wrote:to what pr0n!?!@?!?!?!?!??@!?@!?@!#?!#?# thats what everyone wants to know.
Actually **** it, what'd you watch?

I didn't watch anything....I'm just "talented"

Well then..I suggest you get a boner, go find some pr0n, masturbate, and then edit this topic.
P.S. Don't forget to tell us what you watched
P.P.S. PM me for good pr0nz.
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:54 am
by emperor3000
Xander wrote:...I masturbated for the first time last night

Just because you masturbated, doesn't mean your a man.
There is
A LOT of definition of being a
manYou can mine as well be a girl, and masturbate -_-
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:00 am
by Blurred
lol i like the topic title
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:01 am
by Xander
emperor3000 wrote:Xander wrote:...I masturbated for the first time last night

Just because you masturbated, doesn't mean your a man.
There is
A LOT of definition of being a
man
Man. Noun an adult male person who has/does masturbate
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:03 am
by emperor3000
Xander wrote:emperor3000 wrote:Xander wrote:...I masturbated for the first time last night

Just because you masturbated, doesn't mean your a man.
There is
A LOT of definition of being a
man
Man. Noun an adult male person who has/does masturbate
Dude, dictionary definition doesn't beat the definition believed by others around the world
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:04 am
by XemnasXD
Sharp324 wrote:Uhhh....

thanks for letting us know, guess OTL is going through puberty...yet again
you'd think so but this is actually the Mid-Life Crisis Stage...he's 43
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:05 am
by Xander
XemnasXD wrote:Sharp324 wrote:Uhhh....

thanks for letting us know, guess OTL is going through puberty...yet again
you'd think so but this is actually the Mid-Life Crisis Stage...he's 43

Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:06 am
by Hostage
XemnasXD wrote:Sharp324 wrote:Uhhh....

thanks for letting us know, guess OTL is going through puberty...yet again
you'd think so but this is actually the Mid-Life Crisis Stage...he's 43
I wonder if he likes ponies too.

Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:07 am
by NO_SILK_4_ME
Xander wrote:emperor3000 wrote:Xander wrote:...I masturbated for the first time last night

Just because you masturbated, doesn't mean your a man.
There is
A LOT of definition of being a
man
Man. Noun an adult male person who has/does masturbate
That's funny..I actually found a similar definition on Urban Dicktionary:
man 28 up, 25 down
A walking talking {dildo}.
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:10 am
by Xander
[quote="NO_SILK_4_ME
That's funny..I actually found a similar definition on Urban Dicktionary:
man 28 up, 25 down
A walking talking {dildo}.[/quote]
lol!
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:14 am
by Amelie
did you like it?
would you do it again?
what went through your mind while doing such thing?
how old are you?
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:44 am
by Cruor
Amelie wrote:did you like it?
would you do it again?
what went through your mind while doing such thing?
how old are you?
Why so curious?
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:48 am
by BlackFox898
Cruor wrote:Amelie wrote:did you like it?
would you do it again?
what went through your mind while doing such thing?
how old are you?
Why so curious?
why are you curious to know why hes curious?...shit-_-
Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:49 am
by XemnasXD
BlackFox898 wrote:Cruor wrote:Amelie wrote:did you like it?
would you do it again?
what went through your mind while doing such thing?
how old are you?
Why so curious?
why are you curious to know why
shes curious?...shit-_-
fix'd...forgive him, he did not know my lady

Re: I am a man
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:50 am
by Grimm-.-
Cruor wrote:Amelie wrote:did you like it?
would you do it again?
what went through your mind while doing such thing?
how old are you?
Why so curious?
Why so crius?
I would also like to know the answers to those questions.
Ai also wanna know were you live and if you keep your door unlocked at night.
Also. ^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOL