I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:40 pm
by Squirt
LOL, Nice one xD
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:49 pm
by CloudStrider
Lol, that man has got some nice priorities.
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:49 pm
by Crumpets
Author Message This post was made by Dark Shifty who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post. This post was made by Squirt who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post. Display posts from previous: Sort by
Soooo........
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:04 am
by Squirt
Crumpets wrote:Author Message This post was made by Dark Shifty who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post. This post was made by Squirt who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post. Display posts from previous: Sort by
Soooo........
Thats a pretty dumb move.. You probably won't be able to see this so. Cookie cookie
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:07 am
by Swindler
haha lol!
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:22 am
by Snoopy
lol. Was like wtf.
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:42 am
by huejas
lmaooo wow totally unexpected
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:23 am
by Midori
posted it on 4chan
Spoiler!
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:35 am
by Dark Shifty
X-Lax wrote:posted it on 4chan
Spoiler!
4chan never fails at bringing in the luls.
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:57 am
by Grimm-.-
Lmao. Was not expecting that....
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:08 am
by blackfalcon
lol'd pretty hard
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:34 am
by Draquish
Cool story -- wrong topic title.
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:39 am
by Verfo
haha lol
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:55 am
by Love
rofl
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:06 am
by TOloseGT
i wish my wife would cheat on me...wit a girl
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:21 am
by destructionmama
hahaha I laught out LOUD!
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:41 am
by Trice
haha, brilliant
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:46 am
by Doron
o snap.
That was so damn funny I spilled my coffee while laughing...
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:49 am
by Priam
lolz, nice one.
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:25 am
by SidiousX
Lulz rlly nice lol
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:52 am
by Grimjaw
Outstanding!
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:13 pm
by [SD]Kratos
rofl
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:12 pm
by MonkeyMan
This is a very old joke... there are also lots of versions of it. Few of them:
Spoiler!
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to take some photographs of my wife coming home using my new camera and waited behind the garage to do this. When I fired the first shot the shutter jammed.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Spoiler!
Dear Abby,
I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks, HarleyMan
Spoiler!
Guys,
I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cellphone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my new Jeep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Wrangler Unlimited, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:14 pm
by RuYi
A guy who knows his priorities. Rare to find.
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:57 pm
by user
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
anyone get this as well?
i mean i am not married but my phone rings, i answer, the other person hangs up. it happens like 8x a week
Re: i think my wife is cheating on me
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:24 pm
by LaloHao
user wrote:
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
anyone get this as well?
i mean i am not married but my phone rings, i answer, the other person hangs up. it happens like 8x a week
