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How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:10 am
by RiceFarmer
I had some guests over for dinner last night, and my pet lesbian kept burping and complaining for more beer. That's not the proper way to behave in front of company. How can I train my pet lesbian to behave properly in front of guests?
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:12 am
by Asteroid
what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:13 am
by CloudStrider
Lol?
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:20 am
by rek
Slap it. Hard.
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:23 am
by Snoopy
.rek wrote:Slap it. Hard.
May I?
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:38 am
by .AWAKE.
a little S&M never hurt.. = /
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:07 am
by user
lesbians are parrots from a tropical island named lesbia, such parrots are prized because of their skills in mocking human voices
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:29 am
by Snoopy
user wrote:lesbians are parrots from a tropical island named lesbia, such parrots are prized because of their skills in mocking human voices
=o, well... Pet "lesbians" sounds far better, not to mention far more kinky!
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:50 am
by Grimm-.-
Snoopy wrote:.rek wrote:Slap it. Hard.
May I?
*Pulls Down Pants*
HIT MEEE!
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:18 am
by RiceFarmer
Asteroid wrote:what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian
I have a pet lesbian.
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:56 am
by AnemuS
o rly O_O never heard of such pets :/
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:08 pm
by Doron
lawl.
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:18 am
by Priam
Ok....
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:56 am
by Kirkaldi
ROFL. Poke it.
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:28 pm
by chesticles
Kirkaldi wrote:ROFL. Poke it.
i think they prefer to be licked or fingered xD
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:40 pm
by blackfalcon
RiceFarmer wrote:Asteroid wrote:what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian
I have a pet lesbian.
*slap* now ur my bitch
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:41 pm
by crazyskwrls
buy another lesbian
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:42 pm
by blackfalcon
crazyskwrls wrote:buy another lesbian
name of shop plyyyss
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:23 am
by RiceFarmer
blackfalcon wrote:crazyskwrls wrote:buy another lesbian
name of shop plyyyss
I got mine off ebay, but they're pretty hard to come by.
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:45 am
by Squirt
How much do you think these lesbians will cost me?
And will they bite me?
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:27 am
by RiceFarmer
Squirt wrote:How much do you think these lesbians will cost me?
And will they bite me?
On average $300-$400 I'd say if you're lucky. Mine hasn't bit me yet, but I hear that they DO bite on the occasion.
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:44 am
by cpinney
stick it in the pooper.
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:16 am
by chesticles
can i see a picture of your lesbian?
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:52 am
by DeathBeforeDishonor
ROFL I was gonna ask where the hell did you get a pet lesbian? And in which country is that not illegal lol.
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:40 pm
by Mishiru
omg long time i didnt see a lesbian <o
plus 1 for you xD
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:57 pm
by TOloseGT
so...is that pet lesbian named emily osment? and do you have another one called miley cyrus? cuz that's hot
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:02 pm
by Draquish
Everyone knows lesbians are wild creatures. I suggest you hire someone with experience in the field, like a lion or a hippo tamer.
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:03 pm
by TOloseGT
wait even better, is that lesbian called megan fox?
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:16 pm
by sirs1ayer
i lol'd
Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:24 pm
by TOloseGT
is that lesbian sirslayer?