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I got a job!
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:42 pm
by Jstar1
as a tennis instructor
im tutoring this 7 year old girl for the next 2 or 3 months
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:44 pm
by StealMySoda
Poor girl

Re: I got a job!
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:50 pm
by cpinney
*sniff* *sniff* does i smells a pedophile?
jk <3 
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:54 pm
by Squirt
It puts the lotion on the skin
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:06 pm
by tedtwilliger
I wouldn't be celebrating..
Have fun watching her pee her pants, cry that she misses her pet snail and hit you in the nuts with a racket because shes socially inadequate >_<
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:40 am
by -Evan
How much do you get paid for?...
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:22 am
by .AWAKE.
lol the first 3 replies have made this thread epic
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:31 am
by Inuyasha584
you guys make it sound like a bad thing, hes doing something good and helping out people

EDIT: nevermind i saw the tennis part, i thought it was tutoring math or something. and your avatar is from boom online!
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:34 am
by Draquish
7yrold? Tennis skirt? Running?
Sounds like a pedo-trap.
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:59 am
by CloudStrider
Draq is right, sounds like a trap...
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:14 am
by Jstar1
^I knew someone would bring up that
and I don't know how much im getting, but they told me they would tax me. Why would they tax a minor, they won't get anything much out of it
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:19 am
by crazyskwrls

they taxed me at where i worked and put stuff into ss and 401k.... wtf.... i dont even know i had a 401k...
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:22 am
by Grimm-.-
CloudStrider wrote:Draq is right, sounds like a trap...
Perhaps.

Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:14 am
by Nitro
Grimm-.- wrote:CloudStrider wrote:Draq is right, sounds like a trap...
Perhaps.
Or maybe...

Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:39 am
by Doron
pedo.
You will be paid:
20 to life.
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:10 am
by Priam
Another possibility is that.. .. well you know.. .. He'd just tutor the girls, not violently rape her, and she'd learn to play tennis.
Could be..
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:13 am
by CloudStrider
I don't know Priam, seems pretty far fetched...
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:20 am
by Priam
Ye i know, was just a thought.
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:22 pm
by heroo
Nitro wrote:Grimm-.- wrote:CloudStrider wrote:Draq is right, sounds like a trap...
Perhaps.
Or maybe...

ROFL @ THAT PIC, HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:55 pm
by FireVortex
^Dont drop your soap

Re: I got a job!
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:30 pm
by Kakarieku
Jstar1,i want you to be my coach
How much this girl will be paying you?I'll double it.I'll give you whatever you want - money,women...men?Just be my instructor

Re: I got a job!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:42 am
by emperor3000
So just the girl by herself
Is she rich and all
Oh and don't forget to teach that girl a signature
grunt 
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:00 am
by CloudStrider
emperor3000 wrote:So just the girl by herself
Is she rich and all
Oh and don't forget to teach that girl a signature
grunt 
The grunt can be "homework".
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:32 am
by Doron
Kakarieku wrote:Jstar1,i want you to be my coach
How much this girl will be paying you?I'll double it.I'll give you whatever you want - money,women...men?Just be my instructor

so you want to be raped??
I dunno, I guess cin is better in things like that.. ask him.
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:14 am
by Awataurus
Gratz For geting JOB im working In BANDAI ENTERTAIMENT
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:22 am
by Pan_Raider(`_ยด)

apparently

Re: I got a job!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:15 pm
by Jstar1
Icealya wrote:Kakarieku wrote:Jstar1,i want you to be my coach
How much this girl will be paying you?I'll double it.I'll give you whatever you want - money,women...men?Just be my instructor

so you want to be raped??
I dunno, I guess cin is better in things like that.. ask him.
so your suggesting that im a rapist? Get out of here if you have nothing nice to say
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:20 pm
by Doron
Everybody is saying it...
And you only look at mine??
It hurts to hear that from you, you know that?
You're breaking my heart...
Re: I got a job!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:07 pm
by crazyskwrls
ur breaking ice's isybisy little heart

Re: I got a job!
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:29 pm
by Jstar1
Icealya wrote:Everybody is saying it...
And you only look at mine??
It hurts to hear that from you, you know that?
You're breaking my heart...
people are just scoffing about the fact that I happen to coach a 7 year old girl..I was expecting it. but your saying that I actually WILL rape her. thats offensive