Page 1 of 2

had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:41 am
by Zypher
was laying on the bathroom floor for the first 3 hours. Then from like 8 pm to 4 am, i would get up every 10-20 minutes to go to the bathroom which i didnt even have to go.


At one point, i broke down and cried. This poo was not cool.

Now my computer desk is lined up with water, some juice, and a ton of dumb laxative things. omggggggggggg dying.

Edit: i love my mom.

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:08 pm
by Grimm-.-
Interesting.
Please. Tell us more.

OT: Thats sucks :(
I always have stomach problems and its fking horrible

:Edit: I also love my mom

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:13 pm
by BrokenSaint
Had the same feeling before when I got sick. Everytime I attempted to stand straight, it'd feel like someone drove a pitchfork in my tummy. The only time it didnt hurt is when I was walking around like some hunchback.

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:34 pm
by rek
Zypher wrote:At one point, i broke down and cried. This poo was not cool.


Wow, that bad?

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:35 pm
by MrBow
T_T that sucks. Get well soon!

Edit: love your sig

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:44 pm
by Priam
Disgusting, rly ;)

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:46 pm
by CrimsonNuker
lol I know the feeling, a lot of the times in winter, i would wake up in the middle of the night with this piercing pain in my stomach; so i go to the washroom and sit my ass down with my hands shoved in my face waiting for the damn dirreah to come out and when it does, it wouldnt be one of those hee hee it only lasted for 10 seconds. NO THE DAMN DIRREAH I GET LASTS LIKE AN HOUR AND NEAR THE ENDING MY ASSHOLE STARTS TO BURN UP; SO THE WIPING OF IT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes me cry to think about it

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:11 pm
by rek
CrimsonNuker wrote:lol I know the feeling, a lot of the times in winter, i would wake up in the middle of the night with this piercing pain in my stomach; so i go to the washroom and sit my ass down with my hands shoved in my face waiting for the damn dirreah to come out and when it does, it wouldnt be one of those hee hee it only lasted for 10 seconds. NO THE DAMN DIRREAH I GET LASTS LIKE AN HOUR AND NEAR THE ENDING MY ASSHOLE STARTS TO BURN UP; SO THE WIPING OF IT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes me cry to think about it


..ew


:banghead:

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:15 pm
by Kakarieku
I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:16 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Kakarieku wrote:I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum


Did she pull the worms out of your ass or what?

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:21 pm
by Kakarieku
CrimsonNuker wrote:
Kakarieku wrote:I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum


Did she pull the worms out of your ass or what?


Yea,somehow

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:24 pm
by rek
Kakarieku wrote:I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum


Thanks for sharing.

I vomited blood up once.

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:31 pm
by takolin
Yay for healthy guts.

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:41 pm
by Swindler
omg, that shit dont seems to be funny :O Gimme it, i love non funny stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:49 pm
by Zypher
yeh it was pretty bad.

still have it but its not as bad. only thing that makes me feel better is throwing up

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:58 pm
by crazyskwrls
reads thread, throws up, runs away

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:38 pm
by Locketart
Anyone else in the mood for a chocolate parfait all of a sudden?

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:44 pm
by Verfo
hope you get beter, and you should just spend the next few days in the bathroom

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:55 pm
by cpinney
holy shit you guys have the worse immune systems ever.

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:57 pm
by Grimm-.-
CrimsonNuker wrote:lol I know the feeling, a lot of the times in winter, i would wake up in the middle of the night with this piercing pain in my stomach; so i go to the washroom and sit my ass down with my hands shoved in my face waiting for the damn dirreah to come out and when it does, it wouldnt be one of those hee hee it only lasted for 10 seconds. NO THE DAMN DIRREAH I GET LASTS LIKE AN HOUR AND NEAR THE ENDING MY ASSHOLE STARTS TO BURN UP; SO THE WIPING OF IT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes me cry to think about it

Well Then...

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:08 pm
by XemnasXD
you big baby. I get sick like once every 2 years and a year ago i somehow got a stomach virus...spent 3 days vomiting BWAHAHAHA. Your poop was nothing compared to mine!

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:13 pm
by speeble
One really sick this 1 morning before school. I decided to hop in the shower and soak a bit. Well I farted, and blew diarrhea everywhere behind me and all over the wall behind me :cry: . I laughed but at the same time it was disgusting. Turned the water brown and such and was gross. Never trust a fart :oops:

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:18 pm
by AngelMare
go play some sports and u will be healty, dont eat junk food -.- .
worest i got was urinary system blood vessels infection , rare but hurts , well , and once only .. and its this week -.- .

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:26 pm
by woutR
Kakarieku wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:
Kakarieku wrote:I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum


Did she pull the worms out of your ass or what?


Yea,somehow


If they were coming out your ass they would not require the effort of being pulled out; they would simply be shit out.
Those kind of worms are fixed with pills, as are most worms.

Though there are also more interesting methods to remove one of those beasties, as my biology teacher told me.

I believe you hang a fish above the person with the worm, he then opens his mouth and the worm attracted by the smell starts climbing up. You must then fight the constant gagging and then the worm will eventually climb out of the mouth going straight up in the air to the fish.
Then you grab the worm tightly and you roll him out of the body with a stick, rolling the worm around the stick.


This kind of info truly enhances your life, btw.

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:28 pm
by Zypher
XemnasXD wrote:you big baby. I get sick like once every 2 years and a year ago i somehow got a stomach virus...spent 3 days vomiting BWAHAHAHA. Your poop was nothing compared to mine!

been vomiting all day.

fix me Xemnas.

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:03 pm
by FireVortex
Do we rly got 2 start talking bout poop.

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:16 pm
by Asteroid
i got that once long ago. isnt cool at all but my immune system is like a computer's antivirus

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:20 pm
by Doron
omg...

you can still show emotions after that botox session I gave you for your birthday?

dang.. I can't even laugh anymore..

and... maybe it was just a bad cake??

maybe the cake was a lie!?

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:23 am
by Inuyasha584
cpinney wrote:holy shit you guys have the worse immune systems ever.

isnt that aids or something

Re: had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:26 am
by t0rch
Inuyasha584 wrote:
cpinney wrote:holy shit you guys have the worse immune systems ever.

isnt that aids or something



I gave zypher aids. Soz fellas