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i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:01 pm
by cpinney
so yeah i was sleepin and then my mom woke me up all like "the dog got in a fight with the porcupine again". so yeah went down stairs and my smaller dog had a shit load of porcupine quills in her.

ok maybe not that bad but yeah i was pissed.
so my uncles up visiting so he got a pitch fork and i got a uh... whats the name...

oh yeah an ice chopper.
so yeah it was hiding under my porch so i had to use a hose to get it near my uncle i finally did and he stabbed it like 4-5 times got it stuck on the end of the pitch fork, so then i came around with the ice chopper and it was on its back at this time. and i smashed its neck like 5 times trying to decapitate it. i didnt but it snapped his spinal cord or something so it died. and then we put it in a garbage bag drove down the road and dumped it.

was a big son of a bitch to most of weighed like 10-12 pounds. so yeah thats how i started my day.
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:03 pm
by dom
If someone like that touched my dog it would have more to worry about than an icebreaker.
I'd nail it to a tree and torture it first.
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:04 pm
by [SD]Master_Wong
poor dog, and yet im trying not to laugh
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:05 pm
by Verfo
OMG @ UR DOG
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:07 pm
by Dystopia
Farking porcupine deserved it, poor dog...
edit: this sensor sucks...

Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:07 pm
by Jstar1
omg put a spoiler tag for that dog picture..it looks like something from doom 3
how are you going to pull out the needles, that must hurt like hell
EDIT: feel sorry for the porcupine, yet another victim of man
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:10 pm
by cpinney
dom wrote:If someone like that touched my dog it would have more to worry about than an icebreaker.
I'd nail it to a tree and torture it first.
yeah hard tho cause of those quills
and i like animals so i didnt really want to kill it but i remembered it was livin under my porch and in my moms kayak and hurt my dog so that made me rageeeeeee. xD
(btw not my dog in the pic just one i found, but it was close to that).
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:11 pm
by t0rch
Holy shit @ that dog.....
idk porcupines and dogs are both cute so i feel sorry for both

Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:11 pm
by Xyzzzy
Jstar1 wrote:EDIT: feel sorry for the porcupine, yet another victim of man
WTF. I was having a good day, but you just had to go and say something so incredibly stupid >.<
I feel sorry for the dog, yet another victim of
natureAnimals kill each other, humans are not above it. Get over it.
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:14 pm
by cpinney
shes ok now sleepin in the chair next to me


Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:18 pm
by crazyskwrls
aww poor little dog...
so that pic was just one u found?
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:20 pm
by chesticles
Your dog looks fine. I dont see a reason to kill the porcupine but w/e whats done is done.
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:21 pm
by t0rch
cpinney wrote:shes ok now sleepin in the chair next to me


CUTE DOG.

Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:21 pm
by Inuyasha584
why not use a flamethrower..
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:25 pm
by crazyskwrls
dude!
get one of those deep frying pot thing and drop the porcupine in there - with boiling oil in there of course!!!!
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:25 pm
by cpinney
crazyskwrls wrote:aww poor little dog...
so that pic was just one u found?
yeah i said that under the picture

*ok maybe not this bad but i was pissed*
and then again in my second post xD
@chesticles all of the quills that were in her are out so thats why she looks fine :\
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:27 pm
by Verfo
she looks so tired

Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:04 pm
by AkillerNXC
t0rch wrote:cpinney wrote:shes ok now sleepin in the chair next to me


CUTE DOG.

QFT. I want her. Give her to me! NAO!

Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:13 pm
by cpinney
heh i loves my doggies

Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:16 pm
by The Mobius
Ahhh about your dog

I would've effing made an example of that porcupine for all future porcupines to see. Haha idk crucify it or something.
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:32 pm
by Bread_Fish
am i the only one that noticed the 2 dog pictures are completely different? @.@ (or maybe i sound really retarded cuz i skimmed over something i shouldn't have)
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:45 pm
by The Mobius
Bread_Fish wrote:am i the only one that noticed the 2 dog pictures are completely different? @.@ (or maybe i sound really retarded cuz i skimmed over something i shouldn't have)
Choice B it is.
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:19 pm
by cpinney
Bread_Fish wrote:am i the only one that noticed the 2 dog pictures are completely different? @.@ (or maybe i sound really retarded cuz i skimmed over something i shouldn't have)
yeah hard tho cause of those quills

and i like animals so i didnt really want to kill it but i remembered it was livin under my porch and in my moms kayak and hurt my dog so that made me rageeeeeee. xD
(btw not my dog in the pic just one i found, but it was close to that).

Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:25 pm
by MrH
Your dog probably deserved it, it's not like the porcupine comes up to the dog and says lets fight bitch.
Thats a pretty shitty way to kill a porcupine, maybe a pellet gun next time? Sounds like you have some mental health issues.
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:27 pm
by emperor3000
Was that porcupine yours or a wild one?
Oh and, sucks for the dog, talk about getting the tweezers pulling out painful needles one by one.
Freakin epic torture
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:33 pm
by cpinney
MrH wrote:Your dog probably deserved it, it's not like the porcupine comes up to the dog and says lets fight bitch.
Thats a pretty shitty way to kill a porcupine, maybe a pellet gun next time? Sounds like you have some mental health issues.
she probably did provoke it but it was in her territory so it say so yeah

dogs will be dogs.
lol a pellet gun isnt going to kill a porcupine hahahaha i shot it a few times with my bb gun (but shooting pellets) but all it did was cringe a bit and didnt move so yeah i stoped that.
it mind sound like i do but there was no other way of killing it i dont hunt so i dont have a gun and none of my neighbors were home att that had one so yeah, and there isnt an animal control places near by soo... yeah only thing really to do.
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:07 pm
by Xyzzzy
cpinney wrote:lol a pellet gun isnt going to kill a porcupine hahahaha i shot it a few times with my bb gun (but shooting pellets) but all it did was cringe a bit and didnt move so yeah i stoped that.
A bb/pellet gun is totally different from a pellet gun. A pellet gun would go straight through a porcupine.
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:21 pm
by crazy_foo
wow that sucks...that's gotta hurt
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:30 pm
by Inuyasha584
Xyzzzy wrote:cpinney wrote:lol a pellet gun isnt going to kill a porcupine hahahaha i shot it a few times with my bb gun (but shooting pellets) but all it did was cringe a bit and didnt move so yeah i stoped that.
A bb/pellet gun is totally different from a pellet gun. A pellet gun would go straight through a porcupine.
but if you take a heavy full metal airsoft gun and beat the crap out of it, it would die too
Re: i just kill a porcupine :(
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:02 pm
by cpinney
Xyzzzy wrote:cpinney wrote:lol a pellet gun isnt going to kill a porcupine hahahaha i shot it a few times with my bb gun (but shooting pellets) but all it did was cringe a bit and didnt move so yeah i stoped that.
A bb/pellet gun is totally different from a pellet gun. A pellet gun would go straight through a porcupine.
i dont see how pls explain.