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Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:30 pm
by Motorola
For the past month my girlfriend has given me sh*t about me not having my license which I totally understand. So, today I was supposed to go into the DOL and take my test but on the way to work I forgot my drivers certificate, the whole time I was thinking "Oh f*ck, she is going to kill me." I promised that I would get it today but there is no way that I can go back to the house and grab that document. What should I tell her? Should I lie and say that I took it and failed by one question?

Man, I'm going to be in the doghouse.

In before underage OP, insults ect.

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:31 pm
by Priam
Never lie. She can't stab you to death just because you didn't do a test. What's in it for her, other then some more free rides.

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:32 pm
by XMoshe
I guess the best thing you can do is tell her the truth...

If you lie and she finds out the truth afterwards you'll only be in deeper shit.

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:34 pm
by blackfalcon
tell her the truth lol.

btw, if my girl was giving me shit just cuz i didnt have a liscence, i would a) tell her stfu and get her liscense, or b) break up.

shes just using you for rides lol

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:35 pm
by Motorola
True. But the thing is I can just take it tomorrow, but it seems that I've been saying that a lot lately because for the past couple weeks I've been so busy with long work days (10-11hrs and vacation. It's just a small lie.. Right? :oops:

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:35 pm
by crazyskwrls
there is a couple thing that dont match up in the story but anyways...

make a really loud noise outside ur house, she come to check wats going on, u sneak in get the papaer and go back and take ur test... if they dont let you take it, tell them u got stuck in traffic

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:36 pm
by Priam
I'll say it again, if you want to live, NEVER lie.

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:38 pm
by Motorola
Blackfalcon, it's not like that lol. I'm 17 and in the past I haven't had the need or desire to get my license in the past until I met my girlfriend. She's 19 and has been giving me rides a lot. So, the least I could do is return the favor.

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:40 pm
by blackfalcon
lol i know, im just messin wit u. dont feel bad, i didnt get my liscense to i was 17 either, and i failed the test 3 times :(

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:41 pm
by Priam
blackfalcon wrote:lol i know, im just messin wit u. dont feel bad, i didnt get my liscense to i was 17 either, and i failed the test 3 times :(


Ur horribad!






j/k

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:42 pm
by Toastie
Only, don't lie to her

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:44 pm
by crazyskwrls
... u dont have to lie if u get teh document... use my plan it will work :wink:

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:49 pm
by Motorola
It's not like we live together lol.. I wish :D . It's that my house is in the middle of nowhere (30min away from work) and I can't leave. :(

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:50 pm
by crazyskwrls
get a coworker, pay him 20 for gas and favor, get home get document go to dmv take test.... not hard....

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:55 pm
by Motorola
Hmm. I would ask my mom. I know I sound like a baby but whatever. We work together and stuff but she's acting like a workaholic b*tch right now and won't take the time off. I don't understand it's not like she's getting payed hourly, she's on a set salary. :twisted:

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:06 pm
by crazyskwrls
... i get paid hourly and i still go where i want, once i went to the dentist for like 2 hours and came back like nothing happened and got paid :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:21 pm
by Xyzzzy
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tell her to **** off
just because she gives you rides doesn't mean she gets to own you and say to do what she wants

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:53 pm
by Saberdude
Be the man in the Relationship!
you wuss!


@Lol at the fact that ur girl is 2 year older than you

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:54 pm
by Doron
who cares? Just don't talk to her today...

or...

just give her shit because she pushes you so hard and thet you stressed out so much you blanked out and forgot the damn document.

If she would be more laidback, it would be better.

slap her!~

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:42 pm
by Motorola
Haha nice responses. Better than what I would've gotten on /b/.

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:46 pm
by Motorola
I put her in her place and she drove it to me at work :P .

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:56 pm
by whiteraven
well i got a superP excuse for u,, although i guess its to late now :(

tell her that 100 aliens came to abduct you,,
you fought for your live,, kicked asses of them but the took u,,
gave you an anal probe,, and they ''borrowed'' your papers,,
and when you came home, the papers where back :o

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

if she falls for this excuse, dump her,, if she doesnt tell her the truth xD


flame flame flame :twisted: :twisted:

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:14 pm
by pr0klobster
Sheesh, if you want respect from this girl, tell her the truth. You will take the test tomorrow...

No offense but you sound like my kids. They'd lie to me and get caught in it later, when it was such a small thing I wouldn't have cared if they told me the truth.

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:18 pm
by Motorola
Kids will be kids. Well it has passed, lock please :D

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:19 pm
by Verfo
so she didnt kill you :(

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:22 pm
by Motorola
Only stabbed lol. j/k
All is good. 8)

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:24 pm
by Verfo
ok i fed your pokemon, where is my free sex?

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:11 pm
by crazyskwrls
and yes i now i want sex from ur gf!!

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:12 pm
by Motorola
Oh really?..
Webcam smex?

Re: Oh.. *BEEP*

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:25 pm
by crazyskwrls
no i am on my way 2 ur gf's house right now