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man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:59 pm
by cin
made me giggle. there's some weird peoples out there.
dug up the english version of the news.

The Sun wrote:A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.

The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

But police say it is even more bizarre.

They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.

Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.

Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.

'Ritual theory'
Paraizo, of Aragoiania, in central Brazil, told reporters he can’t have sex with women since sexual abuse as a teenager.

“I tried once but couldn’t do it. I only feel like it if it’s a cow or a horse.”

He added: “I need to stop doing this rubbish. I want treatment.”

Police chief Alvaro Cassio dos Santos said: “We estimate he killed around four hundred cows in the last four years.

“At first we thought it was part of some black magic ritual as neither the meat nor the skin were taken away.”

Paraizo could get up to five years in jail for material damages against local farmers.

source:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 517629.ece

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:03 pm
by Draquish
I knew he was the one who took the cookie from the cookie jar...

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:03 pm
by XemnasXD
this strange strange world with such ppl in it...

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:04 pm
by cpinney
i came.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:13 pm
by t0rch
cpinney wrote:i came.



I was on the verge until i read that he ripped the eyeballs out and left a package of cookies on the ground.

**** littering :x

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:16 pm
by Swindler
XemnasXD wrote:this strange strange world with such ppl in it...

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:34 pm
by Buffy
is Farking retardet he should have lifetime jail. what he did on animals and the bizzare sex act, even take of hes balls :x

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:43 pm
by Doron
oi.

humping a tree, okay, but a horse or cow, no.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:44 pm
by Crumpets
Least they died happy + I think we should film Foxes getting raped. RIGHT BLACK FOX.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:52 pm
by Locketart
I knew that double cheeseburger tasted a little wierd.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:00 pm
by Doron
Locketart wrote:I knew that double cheeseburger tasted a little wierd.


I just spat out my hamburger...

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:00 pm
by magisuns
0o...poor cowz

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:07 pm
by Buffy
magisuns wrote:0o...poor cowz


yes it is..

it's not funny at all, think if someone take your eyes and rape you
its horrible.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:11 pm
by XemnasXD
Buffy wrote:
magisuns wrote:0o...poor cowz


yes it is..

it's not funny at all, think if someone take your eyes and rape you
its horrible.


think about if someone took you and your family, huddled you into a pen then onto a conveyor belt, chopped you into bits and pieces then sold you around the world where ppl would then pick and judge you around some of your closest recently deceased friends until they decided which one they wanted to take home and serve up to their family with smiles all around.

is scary right :shock:


:roll:

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:19 pm
by Buffy
Sure it is, it would be a nightmare :(

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:24 pm
by XemnasXD
Buffy wrote:Sure it is, it would be a nightmare :(


*eats steak*

i know

*keeps eating steak*

just awful

*puts some steak on my steak for extra steak flavor*

makes you want to just give up beef...start eating veal or something....

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:34 pm
by Buffy
i like eat beef but is not about it.
But you cant say is ok to rape and stick out a eye from innocent animal?
the cow maybe they keep long time alive. :roll:

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:40 pm
by Grimmjow
Buffy wrote:i like eat beef but is not about it.
But you cant say is ok to rape and stick out a eye from innocent animal?
the cow maybe they keep long time alive. :roll:


Until it ends up at my plate.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:47 pm
by Buffy
it is not right what he did, its sick, disgusting, gruel and soo on.
So they should cut hes balls out..

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:56 pm
by emperor3000
meh, talk about does he

Sniff first then bang

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:57 pm
by /Pi
Silly. The man didn't "do" the cows. It's the other way around.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:54 am
by magisuns
Buffy wrote:it is not right what he did, its sick, disgusting, gruel and soo on.
So they should cut hes balls out..

do you even know about half of the stuff people do to animals? u seem as if u just learned they can do shit like this

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:56 am
by Draquish
Magisuns, he probably did. Don't grow a penis out of it.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:51 am
by sunny rays
reminded me of 'the animal' starring rob schneider

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:02 am
by XemnasXD
sunny rays wrote:reminded me of 'the animal' starring rob schneider

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Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:55 am
by mahumps
Disgusting. Having sex with 400 cows? That's just sick.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:14 am
by takolin
Icealya wrote:oi.

humping a tree, okay, but a horse or cow, no.


Morality crosses the line after trees.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:53 am
by PuppetOfGaea
Hey... F*ck-o... The term is Animal Erotica.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:02 am
by Priam
Animal-erotica is way to respectfull. Bestiality is what it is.

Re: man "did" 400 cows

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:04 am
by _Lana_
I feel sorry for the poor cows and horses..... :cry: