Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
Chuck Norris figured out a way to make his dink 10 inches long. He folded it in half.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris wrote down "Violence" for every one of his answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
post your favs and if you think the jokes are stupid dont bother trolling the thread
Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:26 pm
by takolin
Every single Chuck Norris joke sucks.
'nuff said.
Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:26 pm
by l05tfr33k7
are u serious? O.o
Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:30 pm
by Love
l05tfr33k7 wrote:are u serious? O.o
horrible joker why so serious
Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:32 pm
by l05tfr33k7
lol didnt even mean to involve joker... but yea OT:
"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
