Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
Chuck Norris figured out a way to make his dink 10 inches long. He folded it in half.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris wrote down "Violence" for every one of his answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
post your favs and if you think the jokes are stupid dont bother trolling the thread
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Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever
Every single Chuck Norris joke sucks.
'nuff said.
'nuff said.
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are u serious? O.o
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l05tfr33k7 wrote:are u serious? O.o
horrible joker
why so serious
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lol didnt even mean to involve joker...
but yea OT:
"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
More: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
but yea OT:
"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
More: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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If you try to write "Chuck Norris" on a chalkboard, your chalk would break. And so would your hand.
Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever
[SW]XMoshe wrote:Who is Chuck Norris?
Who is Bruce Lee?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesnt push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
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Chuck Norris is always in slow motion, for time gets tense when Chuck is around.
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.rek wrote:Chuck Norris jokes are new to me. No one says them here.
They are generic jokes for any fan-boy worshiping anything he dam well wishes. Your not missing out on much.
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cpinney wrote:chuck noris jokes are the Farking dumbest thing ever come to man.
QFFT
Yes I added and extra F to QFT. It ain't a typo. I thing you're bright enough to understand what it means.
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Ya, there's no such thing as a 'best chuck norris joke ever'. They're all lame, pathetic, hardly make sense, and aren't humerus at all.
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takolin wrote:Every single Chuck Norris joke sucks.
'nuff said.
and thats why i love you
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Grimmjow wrote:Chuck's roundhouse kicks can floor the Juggernaut.
Wow...thats just...thats just extremely lame
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satman83 wrote:Grimmjow wrote:Chuck's roundhouse kicks can floor the Juggernaut.
Wow...thats just...thats just extremely lame
Shut up toolshed. Go rape a refigurator.
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Grimmjow wrote:
Shut up toolshed. Go rape a refigurator.
That must be some joke book you have there
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satman83 wrote:Grimmjow wrote:
Shut up toolshed. Go rape a refigurator.
That must be some joke book you have there
No,Nightbloom said it once and the fridge part came from robocop 2. just threw them together.
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Chuck Norris Jokes are really lame casue half of us Dont know who the **** he is
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Vandango wrote:Chuck Norris Jokes are really lame casue half of us Dont know who the **** he is
GTFO!~ people do NOT know who the chuck is? steves irwins holy manty ray!
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
BAM!
BAM!
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Grimm-.- wrote:Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
BAM!
DAMN!
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satman83 wrote:takolin wrote:Every single Chuck Norris joke sucks.
'nuff said.
And thats why you gay
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Norain_ wrote:satman83 wrote:takolin wrote:Every single Chuck Norris joke sucks.
'nuff said.
And thats why you gay
BAM!
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Grimmjow wrote:Grimm-.- wrote:Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
BAM!
DAMN!
HUH?
no, srsly, I don't get it...
Yeah, I know who Chuck Norris is. He is tha Texas Ranger.
Always fun to watch.. then it was off tv, never saw it again.
Now you people make oen of the most awesome tv-shows look like a Farking snail!
slow, slimey, ugly.
