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I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:48 pm
by Isis
... Of embarrassment

My Dad and I decided to have fish and chips tonight, I went down on my bike. I was riding along in a world of my own, day dreaming about random stuff. I see this guy come out of the post office that I fancy the pants off.. So here's me trying to act all cool, I ride up the curb and then the next thing I know I land flat on my arse (or kinda on my hip)

I wish the ground would of swallowed me up and me disappear.. He then came over to me asked if I was okay, and he also said "I see you ride that bike everywhere, I thought by now you would of learnt how to ride it by now"
He got into his car and drove off....
Well and now, I'm writing this thread with one really sore hip. It hurts so much

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:50 pm
by Draquish
What a jerk! He didn't even offer to give you a ride.

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:51 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Lol you could have died from falling on your hip...?
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:53 pm
by Isis
CrimsonNuker wrote:Lol you could have died from falling on your hip...?
of embarrassment
Well he did kinda walk me to where I was going, and I had my bike lol
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:53 pm
by Draquish
Lol. Would've been smooth if you had asked him to 'teach you'.

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:56 pm
by Isis
Draquish wrote:Lol. Would've been smooth if you had asked him to 'teach you'.

At the time I just wanted to die

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:02 pm
by Trice
next time you see him:
Bastet: *rings bell*
dude: looks over, possibly says "hi again"
you say: "wanna ring my bell?"
and everyone wins.
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:03 pm
by The Mobius
Bastet wrote:Well and now, I'm writing this thread with one really sore hip.
And one scarred ego.
But you will bounce back the next day

If you ride past him tomorrow do a nice friendly gesture or something, i.e "Yup, after all those days I finally got it! *sexy wink*" (the sexy wink is essential).
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:18 pm
by Priam
Should've showed him your snake -> winner.
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:19 pm
by SM-Count
have*
I heard people love being corrected.
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:20 pm
by Priam
err. When did I get on boarding school.
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:41 pm
by Swindler
not your best week bastet? first the shop lifting and now this?
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:46 pm
by [SD]Kratos
Well this is sure funnier than the shop lifting
Poor bastet

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:53 pm
by Squirt
Bastet week, Shes going to take over teh spamming business

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:58 pm
by Midori
should of asked for his number.
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:40 pm
by Grandpa
Saying, "I fancy the pants off you," might work.
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:02 pm
by Moonlight
OMG bastet what a week you had
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:23 pm
by emperor3000
least its only ONE person dude
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:32 pm
by crazyskwrls
its okay it builds character

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:47 pm
by antics
Grandpa wrote:Saying, "I fancy the pants off you," might work.
lol i agree
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:07 pm
by Isis
antics wrote:Grandpa wrote:Saying, "I fancy the pants off you," might work.
lol i agree
Yeah I think I will try that one next time I see him lol
I'll just say to him "Oh BTW I fancy the pants off you" And then I'll say, the day I fell off my bike, I was to busy looking at you to look where I was going.....
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:17 pm
by CrimsonNuker
HejsaN wrote:not your best week bastet? first the shop lifting and now this?
HUH?
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:52 pm
by heroo
emperor3000 wrote:least its only ONE person dude
she's a girl, and mayeb thet person is special to her.
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:56 pm
by crazyskwrls
CrimsonNuker wrote:HejsaN wrote:not your best week bastet? first the shop lifting and now this?
HUH?
she chased some couple who robbed the store with their kids
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:19 pm
by emperor3000
heroo wrote:emperor3000 wrote:least its only ONE person dude
she's a girl, and mayeb thet person is special to her.
lol, i use dude to girls too
since dudet(however you spell it), sounds ugly

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:18 am
by TOloseGT
i know how u feel, i fell off my bike in front of a crowd of students
Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:35 am
by Rakion
TOloseGT wrote:i know how u feel, i fell off my bike in front of a crowd of students
Tell me about it

, it happened to me when i was like 7.
Add:
BTW Bastet... Cute Bunny

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:41 am
by Grimjaw
Your not alone in the epic fight against gravity. I lollerbladed once into a crowd, needless to say they were not amused with me and i just learned to lollerblade.

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:52 am
by Tasdik
Dang Bastet your life is so much more exciting then mine is atm ....haha

Re: I Could of Died...
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:38 am
by Isis
Tasdik wrote:Dang Bastet your life is so much more exciting then mine is atm ....haha

My life is always exciting
