I Could of Died...

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I Could of Died...

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... Of embarrassment :oops: :oops:

My Dad and I decided to have fish and chips tonight, I went down on my bike. I was riding along in a world of my own, day dreaming about random stuff. I see this guy come out of the post office that I fancy the pants off.. So here's me trying to act all cool, I ride up the curb and then the next thing I know I land flat on my arse (or kinda on my hip) :oops: :oops: I wish the ground would of swallowed me up and me disappear.. He then came over to me asked if I was okay, and he also said "I see you ride that bike everywhere, I thought by now you would of learnt how to ride it by now"

He got into his car and drove off....

Well and now, I'm writing this thread with one really sore hip. It hurts so much :cry: :cry:

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What a jerk! He didn't even offer to give you a ride. :banghead:

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Lol you could have died from falling on your hip...?
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Lol you could have died from falling on your hip...?

of embarrassment :roll:

Well he did kinda walk me to where I was going, and I had my bike lol

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Lol. Would've been smooth if you had asked him to 'teach you'. :P

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Draquish wrote:Lol. Would've been smooth if you had asked him to 'teach you'. :P

At the time I just wanted to die :(

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next time you see him:

Bastet: *rings bell*
dude: looks over, possibly says "hi again"
you say: "wanna ring my bell?"

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Bastet wrote:Well and now, I'm writing this thread with one really sore hip.


And one scarred ego.

But you will bounce back the next day :)

If you ride past him tomorrow do a nice friendly gesture or something, i.e "Yup, after all those days I finally got it! *sexy wink*" (the sexy wink is essential).

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Should've showed him your snake -> winner.
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have*

I heard people love being corrected.

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err. When did I get on boarding school.
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not your best week bastet? first the shop lifting and now this?

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Well this is sure funnier than the shop lifting :wink:

Poor bastet :P
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Bastet week, Shes going to take over teh spamming business :shock:
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should of asked for his number.
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Saying, "I fancy the pants off you," might work.

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OMG bastet what a week you had
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least its only ONE person dude
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its okay it builds character :P
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Grandpa wrote:Saying, "I fancy the pants off you," might work.


lol i agree

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antics wrote:
Grandpa wrote:Saying, "I fancy the pants off you," might work.


lol i agree

Yeah I think I will try that one next time I see him lol


I'll just say to him "Oh BTW I fancy the pants off you" And then I'll say, the day I fell off my bike, I was to busy looking at you to look where I was going.....

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HejsaN wrote:not your best week bastet? first the shop lifting and now this?


HUH?
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emperor3000 wrote:least its only ONE person dude


she's a girl, and mayeb thet person is special to her.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
HejsaN wrote:not your best week bastet? first the shop lifting and now this?


HUH?


she chased some couple who robbed the store with their kids
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heroo wrote:
emperor3000 wrote:least its only ONE person dude


she's a girl, and mayeb thet person is special to her.



lol, i use dude to girls too

since dudet(however you spell it), sounds ugly :wink:
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i know how u feel, i fell off my bike in front of a crowd of students
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TOloseGT wrote:i know how u feel, i fell off my bike in front of a crowd of students

Tell me about it :roll: , it happened to me when i was like 7.

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Your not alone in the epic fight against gravity. I lollerbladed once into a crowd, needless to say they were not amused with me and i just learned to lollerblade. :P
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Dang Bastet your life is so much more exciting then mine is atm ....haha :P

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Tasdik wrote:Dang Bastet your life is so much more exciting then mine is atm ....haha :P

My life is always exciting :P

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