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Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

The entire movie had like no story and each scene was random. That Zohan guy just kept babling to himself and I'm really curious whether the director of the movie was drunk or sober when he took it. Some scenes were funny but the whole thing just seemed sooo unorganized. I was soooo pissed for some reason after I was done with it. And isn't it disgusting he's doing special services to those Madams? Its like come on, bring on some sexy hot young girls...

Anyway no offence to those guys who liked it >_> I didn't. Maybe I like England accent and not his cuz England accent is obviously hotter.

wut

havent seen it but it seems to be pretty boring..

Millenium wrote:Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

The entire movie had like no story and each scene was random. That Zohan guy just kept babling to himself and I'm really curious whether the director of the movie was drunk or sober when he took it. Some scenes were funny but the whole thing just seemed sooo unorganized. I was soooo pissed for some reason after I was done with it. And isn't it disgusting he's doing special services to those Madams? Its like come on, bring on some sexy hot young girls...

Anyway no offence to those guys who liked it >_> I didn't. Maybe I like England accent and not his cuz England accent is obviously hotter.

Its ok <3 Have a cookie

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An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

Adam Sandler



I could have told you it was going to suck balls without having to watch it.

=o how did you not like the PRETZEL!!!!

Totally agreed. I didn't like it either.

Millenium wrote:Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

The entire movie had like no story and each scene was random. That Zohan guy just kept babling to himself and I'm really curious whether the director of the movie was drunk or sober when he took it. Some scenes were funny but the whole thing just seemed sooo unorganized. I was soooo pissed for some reason after I was done with it. And isn't it disgusting he's doing special services to those Madams? Its like come on, bring on some sexy hot young girls...

Anyway no offence to those guys who liked it >_> I didn't. Maybe I like England accent and not his cuz England accent is obviously hotter.

You actually expected it to be good?

Should've saved your money for Dark Knight next week.

Millenium wrote:Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

The entire movie had like no story and each scene was random. That Zohan guy just kept babling to himself and I'm really curious whether the director of the movie was drunk or sober when he took it. Some scenes were funny but the whole thing just seemed sooo unorganized. I was soooo pissed for some reason after I was done with it. And isn't it disgusting he's doing special services to those Madams? Its like come on, bring on some sexy hot young girls...

Anyway no offence to those guys who liked it >_> I didn't. Maybe I like England accent and not his cuz England accent is obviously hotter.

lol yep, my friend told me that was teh worst movie he had watch or somethnig like that, good thing i didnt go watch it and wasted money lol

adam sandler has been always a turn off.

Amelie wrote:adam sandler has been always a turn off.

Once again something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!

It made me chuckle. Couldn't been the fact I went to see it at midnight and I always get giggly when I'm tired.

It might have something to do with the fact that you saw the wrong movie!
This might help:
http://www.youdontmesswiththezohan.com/


-.-
even if it sucked that hard at least get the title right

friend told me it was good.
i watched it.
i slapped him.

good thing i didn't see it

Millenium wrote:Don't Mess with Zohan was a complete turn-down for me. I mean don't get me wrong, maybe his [beep] is huge and all the Madams liked him in the movie, but I didn't really enjoy it.

Its his 'bush'.