Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. - Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)
jejeje Xerxes you dog
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:35 pm
by heroo
lol.
it's true
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:39 pm
by Love
heroo wrote:lol.
it's true
lol i sadly think this is not too far off
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:41 pm
by Draquish
Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. - Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)
Lol, I remember that, Jacob got screwed over...lol. He never really liked the 1st wife. I also believe he had sex with two slave women...who both their wives suggested. O_o...or was it only the 1st one's slave girl?
Which by all those years, Jacob got tired of the old man's sh1t and started stealing some of his flock.
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:45 pm
by Reise
Also a song by Gza the genius. Well, on Liquid Swords anyway.
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:19 am
by /Pi
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:02 am
by LaloHao
lol
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:04 am
by Snoopy
Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. - Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)
My favourite.
Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. - (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Oh look, Britney Spears can be your Wife!
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:09 am
by adorable
got it from urban dictionary
Bible:An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:03 pm
by Verfo
see when you make topics like this, its gonna start a flame war if i was in the mode, and everyone is makes fun of it
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:00 pm
by marjin_boo
More pls
Re: meaning of bible
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:55 pm
by Grandpa
History = "His Story" Code: Select all
(The dude playing violin at 3:48 reminds me (looks like) my son)
I also believe he had sex with two slave women...who both their wives suggested. O_o...or was it only the 1st one's slave girl? 
see when you make topics like this, its gonna start a flame war if i was in the mode, and everyone is makes fun of it