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Yesterday at Judo, my friend threw me and rug burned my forehead which wasn't so bad. The problem is that I hurt my right arm. I'm not sure whats wrong with it. However, when I bend it, it hurts. The pain is slightly below the shoulder. Basically, I can't move it much. What should I do? Yea, I know, see a doctor, but what else? :(
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punch it as hard as u can with ur other hand
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Goto a doctor, we are Silkroad Forums.com...
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Backfire wrote:Goto a doctor, we are Silkroad Forums.com...


So? Everyone here is qualified to give medical advice.
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Locketart wrote:
Backfire wrote:Goto a doctor, we are Silkroad Forums.com...


So? Everyone here is qualified to give medical advice.

Jumping off a cliff is your only chance to survive then. [don't worry im a certified M.D.]

See where ur point fails? kthx
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well..i found out what redneck's std was.. i can find what bones he farked up.. !
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Backfire wrote:
Locketart wrote:
Backfire wrote:Goto a doctor, we are Silkroad Forums.com...


So? Everyone here is qualified to give medical advice.

Jumping off a cliff is your only chance to survive then. [don't worry im a certified M.D.]

See where ur point fails? kthx


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Backfire wrote:
Locketart wrote:
Backfire wrote:Goto a doctor, we are Silkroad Forums.com...


So? Everyone here is qualified to give medical advice.

Jumping off a cliff is your only chance to survive then. [don't worry im a certified M.D.]

See where ur point fails? kthx

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Well, if you are going to the doctor, thatwill sort out the shoulder issue

But as for advice from us? Punch your mate.

that makes things even

(punch with your good arm)
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No moar fappin' for a while, honey...

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Inuyasha584 wrote:well..i found out what redneck's std was.. i can find what bones he farked up.. !
www.webmd.com



lol

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hmmm..
i think you might have to amputate ur arm it looks bad...

wait isnt there a real md on this forum too.. i can remember the name....
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From my calculations ( im cirtified!) i say you have a arm herpes. take penisilin.
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crazyskwrls wrote:
Inuyasha584 wrote:well..i found out what redneck's std was.. i can find what bones he farked up.. !
www.webmd.com



lol

OT:
hmmm..
i think you might have to amputate ur arm it looks bad...

wait isnt there a real md on this forum too.. i can remember the name....


That MD is banned mate.
Give me a picture, I'll see what I can say.
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mOrNinGwOoD wrote:Yesterday at Judo, my friend threw me and rug burned my forehead which wasn't so bad. The problem is that I hurt my right arm. I'm not sure whats wrong with it. However, when I bend it, it hurts. The pain is slightly below the shoulder. Basically, I can't move it much. What should I do? Yea, I know, see a doctor, but what else? :(


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Barotix wrote:
crazyskwrls wrote:
Inuyasha584 wrote:well..i found out what redneck's std was.. i can find what bones he farked up.. !
www.webmd.com



lol

OT:
hmmm..
i think you might have to amputate ur arm it looks bad...

wait isnt there a real md on this forum too.. i can remember the name....


That MD is banned mate.
Give me a picture, I'll see what I can say.

im not banned :D
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AMPUTATE IT.
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Yasakira wrote:
mOrNinGwOoD wrote:Yesterday at Judo, my friend threw me and rug burned my forehead which wasn't so bad. The problem is that I hurt my right arm. I'm not sure whats wrong with it. However, when I bend it, it hurts. The pain is slightly below the shoulder. Basically, I can't move it much. What should I do? Yea, I know, see a doctor, but what else? :(


What belt are you?


who was it i couldnt remember her name, i think it was a she.... how did the md get banned, we need a doctor on this forum
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Crumpets wrote:AMPUTATE IT.


LOLOL DO IT
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And after amputating your arm, you must clean it by putting a lot of maggots near the wound.
hurr durr

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-Evan wrote:And after amputating your arm, you must clean it by putting a lot of maggots near the wound.



GROSS.
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then u must cauterize it with a red hot metal pole which will be ur arm for the rest of your life
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
-Evan wrote:And after amputating your arm, you must clean it by putting a lot of maggots near the wound.



GROSS.



Doctors actually do that.. maggots only eat dead flesh or something.
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^ Doctors in europe are doing that for people who have started to lose a leg to diabetes i belive it was. And it actually works
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see the doctor first then he say if is broken or you have a fracture.
it seems be so when you can't move it so much .

amputating your arm like other say, you are not need to be wored about.
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Cajun wrote:see the doctor first then he say if is broken or you have a frakture.
it seems be so when you can't move it so much .

amputating your arm like other say, you are not need to be wored about.


FRAKTURE.
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You probably have AIDS

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CrimsonNuker wrote:
Cajun wrote:see the doctor first then he say if is broken or you have a frakture.
it seems be so when you can't move it so much .

amputating your arm like other say, you are not need to be wored about.


FRAKTURE.


http://www.frakture.org/

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well fracture

was a misstake so ?

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well since i dont see any one being helpful here

i dont think u fractured ur arm, i think u damaged some muscles, apply some bengay cream, dont use ice anymore since its been 24 hours...

take motrin to relieve pain i guess...

if u die due to a fracture and ur bone marrow leak in to ur blood dont blame me
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Cajun wrote:well fracture

was a misstake so ?


MISSTAKE
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