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Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:02 am
by Reise
Take this how you will:
http://objectiveministries.org/creation/dinosaurs.htmlSomebody made a topic in the other games section here about Christian videogame reviews, so I checked out the site some more, and after a paralyzing level of laughter decided to share my experience with everyone else.
Now, I understand not every Christian is likely to believe things like this, but I get a kick out of rabid fanaticism. Christian or otherwise. Enjoy this site, its like a tour through the minds of those most blinded by religion.
I'm still trying to figure out if the site is actually for real though, it seems too ridiculous to be.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:40 am
by Jstar1
Dinosaurs have been a favorite propaganda tool for evolutionists since the 19th century, and continue to be used to promote the pseudoscientific religion of Evolutionism in the Secular media. Movies such as Jurassic Park and Disney's Dinosaur
Contrary to the depictions of them from Hollywood, dinosaurs were herbivorous ("he eateth grass as an ox." [Job 40:15]) and lived concurrently and in peace with man. They did not live 65 million years ago, as evolutionists claim, since nothing but God existed then.
Also, evidence of human artifacts found with dinosaur bone fossils are surprisingly common -- surprising mainly since you never hear about them in Evolutionist literature
That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans.
This company [Apple] is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult.
Shows like Pokemon, which features animals "evolving" into new forms, and popular movies like Jurassic Park and X-Men provide a continuous cultural fog of Evolutionism that is impossible for innocent children to escape from
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:44 am
by Jstar1
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS," cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word
Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values"2. But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple3 by the serpent.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:01 am
by TOloseGT
lmao, this has to be fake
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:33 am
by Reise
I'm disappointed, usually religious stuff gets you guys all riled up.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:55 am
by Backfire
Reise wrote:I'm disappointed, usually religious stuff gets you guys all riled up.
Jesus isn't real. Only a lie told to you like Santa Clause, and the easter bunny. It's all a load of shit. Kthx
wait for it now Reise 
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:04 pm
by Xyzzzy
Although exceedingly rare, living dinosaur and related species can still be found world wide. Some famous examples are the Loch Ness Monster, a Scottish plesiosaur (or leviathan); Mokele-Mbembe, an African sauropod; and the Chupacabra, a South American velociraptor. This obviously proves that man and dinosaur have existed -- and continue to exist -- contemporaneously.
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Wow, what a fool.
I know not all Christians are like this, but why would you even think about partaking in the same rituals as someone as narrow minded as this?? I would never touch something that someone as obviously blinded as them believe in, because what does that say about it?
Loonies >.<
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:09 pm
by Wu
heheh yeah I've known this site for a year or 2 its insane, you should check out the kids section, first class brainwashing.
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/I have a few of those pictures on one of my internet profiles lol
And it's real, check out the fan-art kids made and sent in, you see this shit actually has a big impact on their life.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:15 pm
by Inuyasha584
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:16 pm
by Barotix
Welcome to Georgia, that Website will be your virtual tour, prepare for a bumpy ride, and if you're atheist pull out a baseball bat. Enjoy your stay.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:18 pm
by Draquish
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:29 pm
by Xyzzzy
And on a further Constitutional point, the proposed design would also make it easier to pass Flag protection legislation since flag burning and other forms of desecration could then be classified as religious hate crimes and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law -- an added bonus!
T_T
Who lets these people open their mouths. There are honestly some people in this world who should not be aloud to voice their opinion. This idiotic old fart is very far up on that list >.<
ROFL
Draquish wrote:http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50965758
What a contradictory thing. I recall the church shunning provocative underwear such as thongs. So it makes sense to say wear these sexy underwear, but its okay we'll counteract it with
JESUS!Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is "outta sight" in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:19 pm
by strangelove
* J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).
* Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.
* Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".
* Orange Julius - Named for the Pagan Emperor of Rome. This company's mascot was once a devil, until they changed it to hide their true intentions.
* Hot Topic - A recent store aimed at children that openly sells devil paraphernalia. Any guess as to why "hot" is in their name?
* Hallmark Gold Crown Stores - Purveyors of Santamas tree ornaments depicting anthropomorphized woodland creatures (reference to Evolutionism) and Harry Potter merchandise. What notable person will have a mark and wear crowns? [Rev. 13:16, 13:1]
wow.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:29 pm
by Draquish
Hot Topic = awesome.
By the way, its a music store. Most of the merchandise they sell are rock-band related. >_>.
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/index.jsp
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:29 pm
by crazyskwrls
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:57 pm
by cpinney
good thing there isnt any religious freaks around were i live, because, well they wouldnt live long
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:04 pm
by crazyskwrls
cpinney wrote:good thing there isnt any religious freaks around were i live, because, well they wouldnt live long
i actually wish that there are religious freaks living near me so i can laugh at them all day long
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:12 pm
by Innovacious
Name: K. F.
Organization: NA
Address 1: Please contact via email - DO NOT CALL
Address 2: Address removed due to stalkers
City: Gig Harbor
State: WA
Zip: 98335
Country: US
Phone: +1.1234567890
Email:
lol, the owner of the website has got stalkers
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:26 pm
by Disconn3cted
In the suburbs of our town, there is a girl with a frown.
For her, Christ has no renown. Just a dude in a thorned crown.
Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Her spells and charms are a trick.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Dabbles with the Satanic:
Tarot, ouija, and magick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Mother Earth, Ishtar, Baal: yes, she claims to know them all.
Goes to a skyclad cabal, spends the Sabbat at the mall.
Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Weirder than a Catholic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Her "Blessed Be"'s just a shtick.
Her other car's a broomstick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
(Bass solo)
Her religion is a mess. She worships some strange Goddess.
But the Lord don't wear a dress. Now her soul is in distress.
I found this song on the site
Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Ambiguously sapphic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Heaven or Hell, gotta' pick.
Christ'll be back... Quick! Quick! Quick!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:48 pm
by -Evan
Innovacious wrote:Name: K. F.
Organization: NA
Address 1: Please contact via email - DO NOT CALL
Address 2: Address removed due to stalkers
City: Gig Harbor
State: WA
Zip: 98335
Country: US
Phone: +1.1234567890
Email:
lol, the owner of the website has got stalkers
I wouldn't be surprised if there are people who wants to shut them up.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:50 pm
by CrimsonNuker
I lol'd when I saw Behemoth.
"The Pastors Corner" WTF, SOUNDS DECIEVING.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:51 pm
by crazyskwrls
Disconn3cted wrote:In the suburbs of our town, there is a girl with a frown.
For her, Christ has no renown. Just a dude in a thorned crown.
Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Her spells and charms are a trick.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Dabbles with the Satanic:
Tarot, ouija, and magick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Mother Earth, Ishtar, Baal: yes, she claims to know them all.
Goes to a skyclad cabal, spends the Sabbat at the mall.
Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Weirder than a Catholic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Her "Blessed Be"'s just a shtick.
Her other car's a broomstick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
(Bass solo)
Her religion is a mess. She worships some strange Goddess.
But the Lord don't wear a dress. Now her soul is in distress.
I found this song on the site
Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Ambiguously sapphic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Heaven or Hell, gotta' pick.
Christ'll be back... Quick! Quick! Quick!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
this kinda with stariway to heaven....
Re: Wow
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:57 pm
by Ichimaru420
These people on that site aren't Christians they are just brainwashed people like that women in that movie The Mist..which you should all watch by the way it's damn Awesome has it shows how crazy people can become under situations they cannot control and how easy they can conform when scared enough.
Re: Wow
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:02 am
by cpinney
crazyskwrls wrote:cpinney wrote:good thing there isnt any religious freaks around were i live, because, well they wouldnt live long
i actually wish that there are religious freaks living near me so i can laugh at them all day long
hmm never thought of it that way
they would be the only peoples house i would egg on holloween
Re: Wow
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:03 am
by Squirt
Serious LOL factor
Re: Wow
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:04 am
by CrimsonNuker
I have a REALLLLLLL christian friend and they don't do halloween lol
Re: Wow
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:06 am
by cpinney
CrimsonNuker wrote:I have a REALLLLLLL christian friend and they don't do halloween lol
of course cause they are ignorant enough to believe its for when little children celebrate the devil with batman costumes and george bush masks
Re: Wow
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:20 am
by crazyskwrls
Squirt wrote:Serious LOL factor
yeah jesus was asian what was that kid thinking....
Re: Wow
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:29 am
by Disconn3cted
this site also linked me to here
http://www.prayforfrance.org/LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I almost died laughing at this
Re: Wow
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:30 am
by Reise
I was most confused about this:
Apparently in "Baraminology" one groups blacks together with wolves as similar species. And Lassie is its own separate species.
