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The subject explains it all. I think I will be scared of some of the replies

hi, a guy from SRF told me to ask you out

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"i drink cosmos. wanna fck?"(Michael Ian Black)

Q: How much does a polar bear weigh?
A: ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE

Hi,... umhhh uhhhh i like you so much i made a thread about you on a forum with complete strangers. Tehy have my home town but not my adress so your safe. Would you like to go out with me?
Oh yeah i have a sexy warrior sig if you want to see

myspace.

do what dom says, send her a lot of emoticons on msn.


where's the image of the "i sent that b... a smiley face"?

Be a gentleman, offer her a drink, put some ketamine in it, have a good time. I've yet to be rejected.

you: hey do you wanna go to the movies sometime?
she: no but its not you, its me

myspace to myplace

adorable wrote:myspace to myplace

Loool

I want that shirt!

Hai,i got porsche.

Ask her if she wants to see your spaceship

tell her how long your e-penis is.

Ask her if she wants to get a drink sometime or if she wants to go walking to chat/chill. Be social, BE HUMAN! yes, it is easier said than done >.>

BE LEGIT

Im not saying this cuz im asking out someone, i was kinda hoping for some funny answers, this is all hypothetical

No its not. No reason to be ashamed.

Tell her you dont bot, she'll be impressed, and be like
"Yu wannz sp farm togedahh??"

No but really, be misterious about it, like it's a big deal.
Make kind of a "whats going on ambience", with your eyes, and way you talk.
Find like, something funny to tell her, and just suddenly be direct, but not serious

Or just, get near her, be normal, and start the "uhh, i was thinking, since i got next (insert date here) free, im thinking about going to the movies, you wanna come with me?"

Something normal lol, and if you wanna be special, be creative about the way you ask it, they love interesting/miserious stuff (me thinks.)

IceCrash wrote:Tell her you dont bot, she'll be impressed, and be like
"Yu wannz sp farm togedahh??"

No but really, be misterious about it, like it's a big deal.
Make kind of a "whats going on ambience", with your eyes, and way you talk.
Find like, something funny to tell her, and just suddenly be direct, but not serious

Or just, get near her, be normal, and start the "uhh, i was thinking, since i got next (insert date here) free, im thinking about going to the movies, you wanna come with me?"

Something normal lol, and if you wanna be special, be creative about the way you ask it, they love interesting/miserious stuff (me thinks.)

Hehe, The first one always works for me... I've even gotten some of my sisters friends to fall for it, Meanwhile I honestly don't want to go out with them. lol. ..Btw she is older then me.

idk... wanna go out sometime?

Grimm-.- wrote:

IceCrash wrote:Tell her you dont bot, she'll be impressed, and be like
"Yu wannz sp farm togedahh??"

No but really, be misterious about it, like it's a big deal.
Make kind of a "whats going on ambience", with your eyes, and way you talk.
Find like, something funny to tell her, and just suddenly be direct, but not serious

Or just, get near her, be normal, and start the "uhh, i was thinking, since i got next (insert date here) free, im thinking about going to the movies, you wanna come with me?"

Something normal lol, and if you wanna be special, be creative about the way you ask it, they love interesting/miserious stuff (me thinks.)

Hehe, The first one always works for me... I've even gotten some of my sisters friends to fall for it, Meanwhile I honestly don't want to go out with them. lol. ..Btw she is older then me.

haha
lol, thats kind of you mean xD

then she's like "oh yeah i'd love to!!! it'll be fun "
and you're like
"uh, oh.. you know, i was only joking , i'll be busy that day, oh well, maybe some other day, cya *turns around and walks*"

^_^

Tell her you know CrimsonNuker.

tell her if she gains 15 more pounds, she'll look like megan fox. it's a guaranteed giggle, blush, and turn face away.

TOloseGT wrote:tell her if she gains 15 more pounds, she'll look like megan fox. it's a guaranteed giggle, blush, and turn face away.

hmm, interesting

your name is mclovin, why are you even asking us

XemnasXD wrote:

LOL