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Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:35 pm
by Inuyasha584
post the best way to kill a spider.. i need some idea's spiders are taking over my back yard =.=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zTRrh6B ... re=related

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:40 pm
by Doron
hairspray/deo with some fire....

^^

awesome vid btw, I hate spiders...

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:48 pm
by Swindler
Horrible video. What is it that makes a spider's life more pointless than a human being?

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:53 pm
by Vuur
Microwave ftw :twisted:

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:54 pm
by Pham
thats fcked up, if your gona kill it kill it quick

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:07 pm
by Verfo
stamp on it with your foot

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:08 pm
by Swindler
Verfo wrote:stamp on it with your foot



thats just makes it rain

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:10 pm
by Verfo
best thing to do is not kill em at all

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:34 pm
by Squirt
This reminds me of that video form the simpsons.

Homer: Spider poison is people poison?!

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:47 pm
by Isis
Why would anyone want to kill a spider? What did the spider ever do to you?

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:02 pm
by MrBow
It's stupid to kill spiders. Spiders are good to have, they kill mosquito's...

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:03 pm
by Vandango
Bastet wrote:Why would anyone want to kill a spider? What did the spider ever do to you?


Farking scare the shit outta me thats what it did.
Vaccum Cleaner FTW!!!

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:04 pm
by Verfo
spiders are cool man, they turn you into spiderman

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:05 pm
by Reise
Sledgehammer

But leave them alone unless they trespass into your territory, like your room or something lol.

Spiders don't need you raining down death on them, they eat other pesky bugs.

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:10 pm
by Swindler
well it looks like we have some ppl that are against animal, bugs killing here on srf..

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:14 pm
by Isis
Just get a glass and place the glass over the spider, get some paper and place the paper under the glass, trapping the spider. Take glass to a window or a door and tip the spider out side..

I caught a hornet the other day..

Image

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:10 pm
by ColourBlind
HOLYFYUK :!: :!: :!: :P

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:39 pm
by Pan_Raider(`_ยด)
Inuyasha584 wrote:post the best way to kill a spider.. i need some idea's spiders are taking over my back yard =.=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zTRrh6B ... re=related


you are oh so very mean :(

I don't like the way they move either butif one is in my room i scoop it up with some tissue and toss it out the window.

If you meet any spider thats bigger than your hand you might as well squash it with any object you have if it makes any too sudden movement.

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:09 pm
by Montblanc
Drown it in your seman. :D

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:12 pm
by boast
I hope you get tons of flying insects when you kill the spiders.

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:24 pm
by Verfo
that video is awesome

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:26 pm
by Inuyasha584
spiders gross me out. i also shoot it with a bb gun and some q tips. unless its close to the lights or something..

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:31 pm
by ghostkilla43
sweet vid, but yeah i hate spiders they freak me out ha lol.
but if your gonna kill it i just step on them, just make it quick.

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:32 pm
by poehalcho
i think i killed one once by shooting an elastic against it :P

i hate spiders >.< arachnophobia ftl

we ussually use a vaccuum-cleaner or i get someone from my family to get rid of it :oops:

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:11 pm
by mOrNinGwOoD
I just pull out my 9, make sure I'm holding it sideways, then I pop a cap in yo ass
No lol, I just torture it by taping to the wall or whatever (I have a pic, but I write from my PSP, I'll edit on my PC later) :shock:

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:51 pm
by crazyskwrls
i am so going to do that, july 4th is comming fireworks are everywhere muhahahah...

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:36 am
by Anotherplyer
catch em with a net and freeze their ass

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:56 am
by dom
Every time they take a shot they have to put another bullet into the loader, it gives you time to stand still and come down on them. Between those pauses, when they can shoot, zig-zag but don't do it in a predictable pattern, or with long strides. Every second shift your direction and do it in varying degrees, from almost going head on, to strafing completely sideways - jumping is not advisable because you slow down and become an easier target. If they have a semi automatic gun, you keep doing the strafe thing until they pick up lots of recoil (typically 3 bullets) then you can take your time and place one on their head.

Alternatively, you can strafe out and show your shoulder, baiting the shot, then pop out and get ready for him to peek.

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:57 am
by Annonommus
Squish them with a thong, or just stomp on them!

Re: Best ways to kill a spider?

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:15 am
by Nantosh
dom wrote:Every time they take a shot they have to put another bullet into the loader, it gives you time to stand still and come down on them. Between those pauses, when they can shoot, zig-zag but don't do it in a predictable pattern, or with long strides. Every second shift your direction and do it in varying degrees, from almost going head on, to strafing completely sideways - jumping is not advisable because you slow down and become an easier target. If they have a semi automatic gun, you keep doing the strafe thing until they pick up lots of recoil (typically 3 bullets) then you can take your time and place one on their head.

Alternatively, you can strafe out and show your shoulder, baiting the shot, then pop out and get ready for him to peek.


Truly the lulz.