PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!!
PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!!
Just put the title to get your attention my wang is fine lol
OT: Well today inc lass my class was watching a movie of will smith the one where hes old and he has to tryt o be rich again. Well as we are watching i remember that people say that will is hot so i say "damn will is a handsome dude" amd everyone starts laughing. Right that does not make me gay!?
All i said is hes handsome. boys are aloud to say that to a certain extent right?!
OT: Well today inc lass my class was watching a movie of will smith the one where hes old and he has to tryt o be rich again. Well as we are watching i remember that people say that will is hot so i say "damn will is a handsome dude" amd everyone starts laughing. Right that does not make me gay!?
All i said is hes handsome. boys are aloud to say that to a certain extent right?!

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Squirt wrote:Just put the title to get your attention my wang is fine lol
OT: Well today inc lass my class was watching a movie of will smith the one where hes old and he has to tryt o be rich again. Well as we are watching i remember that people say that will is hot so i say "damn will is a handsome dude" amd everyone starts laughing. Right that does not make me gay!?
All i said is hes handsome. boys are aloud to say that to a certain extent right?!
In the world we live in 2day saying handsome or making any remarks towards a guy like that might make ppl call u gay(mostly in my school >.<).As long as u know u aint gay then i dont see a problem in that...

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Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!!
As you said your 14,and your not sex machine,but why the heck every post you make is about sex/sexual organs?
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should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine
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Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!!
I think things like that but don't say them out loud...
Why?
People are too much of posers in my school
If you do/day things weird your all the sudden gay for a day until people forget..
Its ridiculous-.-
You don't know Ignorance until you have moved to New York...
And this doesn't apply to Antics...
You just lay of this post
Why?
People are too much of posers in my school
If you do/day things weird your all the sudden gay for a day until people forget..
Its ridiculous-.-
You don't know Ignorance until you have moved to New York...
And this doesn't apply to Antics...
You just lay of this post
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Mcclane wrote:should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine
I knew someone was going to post this. I forgot =/
^ Grimm i know what you mean. The whole "gangster" act gets real old real fast.

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Squirt wrote:Mcclane wrote:should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine
I knew someone was going to post this. I forgot =/
^ Grimm i know what you mean. The whole "gangster" act gets real old real fast.
It's not so much the "Gangster act"
But the kids are just so prioritized with getting people to think they they are "Cool". It's like they think it will actually matter later on in life when they have a low life job at mcDonalds.
Its sad that people don't have the ability to think about there actions.
Ehh then again I'm sure they have that ability, but all of the advertising "If you have this people will like you"
Stripped them of there mind... God I hate american 'society' ...IS that the word O_o... Not sure.
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Squirt wrote:Mcclane wrote:should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine
I knew someone was going to post this. I forgot =/
^ Grimm i know what you mean. The whole "gangster" act gets real old real fast.
if u were kidding then its ok, if not then u
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Verfo wrote:Squirt wrote:Mcclane wrote:should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine
I knew someone was going to post this. I forgot =/
^ Grimm i know what you mean. The whole "gangster" act gets real old real fast.
if u were kidding then its ok, if not then uwill
I think that guys can me handsome...
Does that make me gay?
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Twist wrote:As you said your 14,and your not sex machine,but why the heck every post you make is about sex/sexual organs?
Like most of SRF, hes going through puberty. Think sex is this magical topic for them
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Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!!
^ pretty much
And Grimm yes i also know when a guy is considered "handsome" and i am not gay.
And Grimm yes i also know when a guy is considered "handsome" and i am not gay.

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Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!!
I purposedly act as a flaming homesexual when I'm in school. It lures trash-talking punks who like to pick on people because of their gender. Its funny how I'm listening to my teacher's lesson, and some guy starts picking on me...calling me a '****' and such, and I stand up and sound off saying "Do something about it!" And the punk kid, along with most people in the class, sit there with a 'wtf is wrong with him' look on their faces; then I explain to the teacher what the problem is, and I don't get reprimanded. ^.^.
Anywho, the thing is; its fun luring people into situations where you're entitled to kick their arse.
Anywho, the thing is; its fun luring people into situations where you're entitled to kick their arse.
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^ yes buzz lightyear works just fine

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yeah everyone calls each other gays ( mostly guys ) , just gotta get used to it. As long as you don't think about his tralalala then you have nothing to worry about.





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Draquish wrote:I purposedly act as a flaming homesexual when I'm in school. It lures trash-talking punks who like to pick on people because of their gender. Its funny how I'm listening to my teacher's lesson, and some guy starts picking on me...calling me a '****' and such, and I stand up and sound off saying "Do something about it!" And the punk kid, along with most people in the class, sit there with a 'wtf is wrong with him' look on their faces; then I explain to the teacher what the problem is, and I don't get reprimanded. ^.^.
Anywho, the thing is; its fun luring people into situations where you're entitled to kick their arse.
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Mcclane wrote:should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine
though if he had, and had then been bullied it would have been perfectly understandable. its so february.
OT: I would agree, you can say another dude is good looking or whatever without being gay. Appreciation for something doesnt mean attraction toward it.
But if you had a 'penis malfunction' while looking at Big Will...
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Where are parents nowadays...
I think I'll make some sort of 'bible' written by me for my children to follow...
*starts writting*
In the beggining, there was no money to buy condoms, and me and your mother were horny...*skip*...and I saw that my first offspring had been born a boy; and it was good.
I think I'll make some sort of 'bible' written by me for my children to follow...
*starts writting*
In the beggining, there was no money to buy condoms, and me and your mother were horny...*skip*...and I saw that my first offspring had been born a boy; and it was good.
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Draquish wrote:Where are parents nowadays...
I think I'll make some sort of 'bible' written by me for my children to follow...
*starts writting*
In the beggining, there was no money to buy condoms, and me and your mother were horny...*skip*...and I saw that my first offspring had been born a boy; and it was good.
lol finish that and I'll pay.
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2 words are best for this situation
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depends on if you dreamy sighed after you said it.
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Brad Pitt is a handsome guy = Straight
Brad Pitt is a handsome guys *sighhhhhh*= Gay
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lol
If you worry about people calling you gay then you have a problem, or do you doubt your sexuality?
In my school the guys know they are guys and "act gay" just to be funny. That doesn't make you gay.
If you worry about people calling you gay then you have a problem, or do you doubt your sexuality?
In my school the guys know they are guys and "act gay" just to be funny. That doesn't make you gay.
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PB_and_J wrote:SO wait, your pee pee works?
HAHAH lol..
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Stop these topics, and if you really need a sexual outlet - feel free to add me to msn... baby.

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Your class laughing at you or with you? Mehh, if it wasnt meant to be a joke, just keep it to yourself next time. Guys thinking other guys are hot is gay. Saying handsome is ..lame.

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I think it's alright to say another isn't a bad looking guy, but if you get all warm about it, you should go get a playboy and see how it makes you feel lol
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Yah... that be... stick territory....
Depends on the person really.
If people flip over it, it's probably 'cause they already had suspicions (subconscious or not) ^ ^
Depends on the person really.
If people flip over it, it's probably 'cause they already had suspicions (subconscious or not) ^ ^

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Try to not say something like that again ... or else you'll become gay in their eyes , and everyone will start calling you gay , and when teachers says something about gays , everyone will say your name like ... *cough*<insert-your-name-here>*cough* ... I got a friend in my class ... That is gay like that, but he really isnt ...
Yup ... and try that that doesnt get out of class (You being gay - not for real) ...
Because when I dont think much girls would like to be with ... hmm gay? >.>
Yup ... and try that that doesnt get out of class (You being gay - not for real) ...
Because when I dont think much girls would like to be with ... hmm gay? >.>

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