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Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:47 am
by Squirt
I know this is sorta corny and stupid but does anybody name there shlong?
I named mine
*bond
and
*Lord Yarkan
Dam it my post are always fing weird >_>
Well atleast im not icealya ( Jokking i love you like brother- A brothher i hardly know)
..... this is epic falirues
Hows the weather?
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:53 am
by 0l3n
A few names:
MrWood
McLovin'
Gi Mi Moah
but #1 is IronMan!
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:53 am
by [SD]Frites
what is a shlong?
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:54 am
by Squirt
[SD]Frites wrote:what is a shlong?
Penis
wang
godzilla
intruder
cops
12 dollar foot long
subway
train
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:55 am
by 0l3n
[SD]Frites wrote:what is a shlong?
A shlong is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:56 am
by XemnasXD
o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:57 am
by Squirt
XemnasXD wrote:o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.
Dude im 14 you expect me to be a sex robot by this age o.o
Dam you europeans are super o.o
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:58 am
by [SD]Frites
I call my shlong 'dude'
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:06 am
by AnemuS
a name from movie, woodcock, altough i dont call it this way, i actually never speak with him too, we are using a more confortable and future way of communicating called - telepathy
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:37 am
by Priam
this topic fails SO much.
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:46 am
by rek
jajaja
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:49 am
by XemnasXD
Squirt wrote:XemnasXD wrote:o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.
Dude im 14 you expect me to be a sex robot by this age o.o
Dam you europeans are super o.o
Im American....and no i don't expect you to be a sex robot...I could tell your not ready when you typed sex robot...or really when you started this topic...
no one with sense or above the age 17 names their c*ck...someone names it for you and if they have enough time to stop and name it clearly somethings not right....
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:58 am
by rek
XemnasXD wrote:Squirt wrote:XemnasXD wrote:o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.
Dude im 14 you expect me to be a sex robot by this age o.o
Dam you europeans are super o.o
I could tell your not ready when you typed sex robot
+1 Its called a sex machine.
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:02 am
by /Pi
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:03 am
by Shimrod
Monty Python wrote:Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:15 am
by GrindingEternaly
long schlong silver
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:20 am
by Cruor
Chief.
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:57 am
by Trice
viewtopic.php?f=12&t=90300jk. i dont name it. its not for you to name. she names it.
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:32 am
by woutR
I call it lange jan, too bad that's only his name.
Re:
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:55 pm
by Verfo
Trice wrote:jk. i dont name it. its not for you to name. she names it.
yup anyways maybe um shlong
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:04 pm
by William-CL
Giggle-Maker<3 lol
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:02 am
by Rainigul
My customers call it the 5 hundred dollar foot long.
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:42 am
by Grimm-.-
I Have a friends who named is
Zorak
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:48 am
by mahumps
name? -_-
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:51 am
by Backfire
Grimm-.- wrote:I Have a friends who named is
Zorak
Need new friends?
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:54 am
by Grimm-.-
Backfire wrote:Grimm-.- wrote:I Have a friends who named is
Zorak
Need new friends?
IdgI...
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:09 pm
by MastaChiefX
My gf named it Beast.
I really dont understand why you would name your own dick?
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:01 pm
by XemnasXD
MastaChiefX wrote:My gf named it Beast.
I really dont understand why you would name your own dick?
confidence issues?
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:20 pm
by Draquish
My significant other calls it "My happy place."
Its a happy place.
Re: Anyone name there shlong?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:47 pm
by Rainigul
Draquish wrote:My significant other calls it "My happy place."
Its a happy place.
Shouldn't it be like, my happy... thing?
A happy place sort of implies you can be in the place.
