Who of you guys has a girl or boyfriend

[[SD]Frites]

Who of you guys has a girl/boyfriend?

I started this topic because im super bored. It's friday night and I should be going out with my gf now but she phoned to tell that she was going to do something with her friends. My friends all graduated so they went to a graduation(?)party so now im bored at home.

[Squirt]

You can get to know mr right hand now that your all alone =P.

[[SD]Frites]

You can get to know mr right hand now that your all alone =P.

Already met him today

[Squirt]

but has mr right hand met you

Well then you should like play a browser game it will eat up 5 minutes..

[dom]

I have 3 I met from yahoo chatrooms, 2 from SRF, and your sister. Ballin'

[Doron]

Oh, I don't do girlsfriends or boyfriends.

I'm open for anybody.

but for some pay some.

But in your case:

Meet Vicky Pollard
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[-Evan]

I have 3 I met from yahoo chatrooms, 2 from SRF, and your sister. Ballin'

Wut?

[takolin]

Oh, I don't do girlsfriends or boyfriends.

I'm open for anybody.

but for some pay some.

But in your case:

Meet Vicky Pollard
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I love Vicky in a metaphorical way.

[fena]

My girlfriend is the most amazing girl in the world. She has the most goofy-adorable personality ever.
That's me licking her in my Avatar.

& that's a real bad photo of her.

[dom]

:O Fena's a lesbian?

[Doron]

:O Fena's a lesbian?

no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but fena's actually a guy so, and you wus totally over him him while she is actually a he and you just have to like, piss off cus fena's a guy, but even though hs purple name and his name would say something different, he a guy, cuz like, fena is like, slang for phenix or something, so, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, so I'm like woaa fena's a guy the first time I found out and like, now you is finding out and I'm like, totally lolling right now, just like Vicky on her Lollerskates, but I'm like, lollling even more, cuz fena's a guy and you were totally into her, but he's actually a guy so you're a homo.

[magisuns]

no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but fena's actually a guy so, and you wus totally over him him while she is actually a he and you just have to like, piss off cus fena's a guy, but even though hs purple name and his name would say something different, he a guy, cuz like, fena is like, slang for phenix or something, so, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, so I'm like woaa fena's a guy the first time I found out and like, now you is finding out and I'm like, totally lolling right now, just like Vicky on her Lollerskates, but I'm like, lollling even more, cuz fena's a guy and you were totally into her, but he's actually a guy so you're a homo.

I just got lost seeing this...
ONTOPIC:Broke up on saturday >_>

[woutR]

:O Fena's a lesbian?

screw you dom, I got first dibs on the threesome.

[Doron]

no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but fena's actually a guy so, and you wus totally over him him while she is actually a he and you just have to like, piss off cus fena's a guy, but even though hs purple name and his name would say something different, he a guy, cuz like, fena is like, slang for phenix or something, so, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, so I'm like woaa fena's a guy the first time I found out and like, now you is finding out and I'm like, totally lolling right now, just like Vicky on her Lollerskates, but I'm like, lollling even more, cuz fena's a guy and you were totally into her, but he's actually a guy so you're a homo.

I just got lost seeing this...
ONTOPIC:Broke up on saturday >_>

that was my impersonation of Vicky Polard, (see video's above, but one is in german, so you probably don't understand, but the other one is english, so ou can understand that, but my british is also bvery good, but even geyt lost when Vicky opens his yap.

Yup, it was all planned to make people loose it.

[Gaigemasta]

I have a wonderful girlfirend, we've been going out for more than a year since april 26th ^_^ i love her very much, but she is very crazy, and shes 14 and im 15, she turns 15 when im still 15 for 22-days (we use these days to everything we can cuz we call it our legal days ^_^) and it's over when i turn 16 ^_^ P.S. Her name is katie

[MastaChiefX]

I have a wonderful girlfirend, we've been going out for more than a year since april 26th ^_^ i love her very much, but she is very crazy, and shes 14 and im 15, she turns 15 when im still 15 for 22-days (we use these days to everything we can cuz we call it our legal days ^_^) and it's over when i turn 16 ^_^ P.S. Her name is katie

haha good day...

anyway, Pretty much friends with benifits but more? Like we dont hookup with other people but we could and have before, things are serious but not to serious. All about the fun lol, relationships are a waste of time imo unless your mature enough to really do it right

[fena]

I have a wonderful girlfirend, we've been going out for more than a year since april 26th ^_^ i love her very much, but she is very crazy, and shes 14 and im 15, she turns 15 when im still 15 for 22-days (we use these days to everything we can cuz we call it our legal days ^_^) and it's over when i turn 16 ^_^ P.S. Her name is katie

lol man, I'm not here to brag or be an ass, but my gf have fun (yah sex if u didn't know)every weekend

Wow. A little young, aren't you?

[Rainigul]

I have a wonderful girlfirend, we've been going out for more than a year since april 26th ^_^ i love her very much, but she is very crazy, and shes 14 and im 15, she turns 15 when im still 15 for 22-days (we use these days to everything we can cuz we call it our legal days ^_^) and it's over when i turn 16 ^_^ P.S. Her name is katie

lol man, I'm not here to brag or be an ass, but my gf have fun (yah sex if u didn't know)every weekend

Wow. A little young, aren't you?

That's how they do it nowadays

P.S. Where'd you get the second quote from?

[dom]

I have a wonderful girlfirend, we've been going out for more than a year since april 26th ^_^ i love her very much, but she is very crazy, and shes 14 and im 15, she turns 15 when im still 15 for 22-days (we use these days to everything we can cuz we call it our legal days ^_^) and it's over when i turn 16 ^_^ P.S. Her name is katie

lol man, I'm not here to brag or be an ass, but my gf have fun (yah sex if u didn't know)every weekend

Wow. A little young, aren't you?

I like girls with mosquito bites for tits.

[fena]

I have a wonderful girlfirend, we've been going out for more than a year since april 26th ^_^ i love her very much, but she is very crazy, and shes 14 and im 15, she turns 15 when im still 15 for 22-days (we use these days to everything we can cuz we call it our legal days ^_^) and it's over when i turn 16 ^_^ P.S. Her name is katie

lol man, I'm not here to brag or be an ass, but my gf have fun (yah sex if u didn't know)every weekend

Wow. A little young, aren't you?

That's how they do it nowadays

P.S. Where'd you get the second quote from?

Hah.
>> viewtopic.php?f=12&t=85617&hilit=girl

At the time, I didn't believe it.
Now, lol.

[Zypher]

I only got one bitch in my life.

[Cruor]

I only got one bitch in my life.

Bitchplease.

[Rainigul]

That's how they do it nowadays

P.S. Where'd you get the second quote from?

Hah.
>> viewtopic.php?f=12&t=85617&hilit=girl

At the time, I didn't believe it.
Now, lol.

I seeee....

@dom

Less of a transition from men that way?

Spoiler!

kiddin'

[Zypher]

I only got one bitch in my life.

Bitchplease.

No need to be upset with me, Mr.

<3

[Cruor]

Less of a transition from men that way?

Let me demonstrate the concept of pedophilia with this simple graph:

No need to be upset with me, Mr.

<3

My gurlz already done put me up on your ass tonight. When u get home I got some news for yo bitch ass.

[rek]

Well.. i used to. /sigh

[Rainigul]

I didn't understand anything you just said cruor, but somehow I feel violated now.

[Verfo]

iam all lonely

[Burningwolf]

iam all lonely

dont worry
im in your closet

[Gaigemasta]

believe me, im young compared to the 11year-old pregnant chicks!!! 11!!!! im nearly 16!