BAD JOKE!

[tuinman159]

It's actually a dutch joke, so if you translate it it loses it value -.-
here it is
How to make a cat bark(like a dog)
soak your cat in oil and take a lucifer and then...WOEF!


in dutch
Hoe doe je een kat blaffen?
dompel je kat in wat olie, neem dan een lucifer en dan... WOEF!


s*cks in english, I KNOW

[Cruor]

NEDM?

[XMoshe]

Hoe doe je een kat blaffen..wtf?

He is pretty lame idd xD

[MrBow]

Even in Dutch it's a lame joke xd

[Jantje]

veryyyy bad joke :p

[heroo]

it is soo bad, i can't even get it.

mybe i do get it, but i just can't find the funny element

(and i understand dutch)

[Zypher]

LOL! he went WOEF

[Doron]

Oi...

who let the dog out??

But a nice try honey...

Better luck next time...

English doesn't screw the joke up, but your dutch does...

dat is zó Laams... neen wacht, vraams.. neen, vlans. of vlams...

[Innovacious]

would make more sense in english if you finished translating it

lucifer=match

[Tasdik]

Erh I didn't find it that funny....sorry

[Tasdik]

would make more sense in english if you finished translating it

lucifer=match

No lucifer is the devil

[dom]

I lolered irl

[Squirt]

What?


Lol heres one ive heard but its pretty racy to mexicans so if anyone is offended mods can edit this


What does a book have that a mexican doesnt?








papers









Why are black people so tall?






Because there KneeGrows (negroes get it :p)

[Reise]

I get it lol.

[Wu]

haha Squirt

[Innovacious]

Because there KneeGrows (negroes get it :p)

why do people explain jokes like that, please dont do it.

If you have to explain a joke because people didnt get it right away then its a bad joke, you should have dropped it as soon as it failed.

If people did get it but didnt find it funny then its a bad joke, if you then explain it because you thought they didnt get it then it gets even worse.

If people did get it and found it funny then you explain it anyway it ruins the whole joke experience and the good joke becomes bad.

Explaining is never good.

[ghostkilla43]

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican

a bunch can support a family.

whats the difference between a box of pizza and a black guy?

a box of pizza can support a family.


yup lol

[Inuyasha584]

so cheesey

[theblindarcher]

LOL KNEEGROWS

[CrimsonNuker]

Why do black people have white/pink palms and why are the bottom of their feet white/pink? Because they were on all four when jebus painted them black

LOLLL SO FANNY

[ghostkilla43]

Why do black people have white/pink palms and why are the bottom of their feet white/pink? Because they were on all four when jebus painted them black

LOLLL SO FANNY

or- why do black people have white palms? Cause God puts a little good in everyone

[Dark Shifty]

Why do black people have white/pink palms and why are the bottom of their feet white/pink? Because they were on all four when jebus painted them black

LOLLL SO FANNY

or- why do black people have white palms? Cause God puts a little good in everyone

OR....

what did the husband say to his wife with two black eyes?

Spoiler!

nothing, he already told her twice

[CrimsonNuker]

looooooooooollllll

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Spoiler!

Slap your woman around

[HyorunmarouZ]

You're so mean at us

(though all those jokes refer to mexicans migrating to US not actual Mexicans so...).

[Swindler]

veryyyy bad joke :p

[cin]

hoe laat je een hond miauwen?

Spoiler!

ff in de vriezer en dan met een cirkelzaag erdoor. MEEEAAAAAUUUUUWWWWWWWW.

how to make a dog say meow?

Spoiler!

put it in the freezer, then cut it with a chainsaw. MEEEOOOOOOWWWW.

[takolin]

The original joke failed big time.
There are a few funny ones posted though, but not Cin's though it's slightly better than the 1st one, but still not near a good joke.

[Pan_Raider(`_´)]

Why are black people so tall?
Because there KneeGrows (negroes get it :p)

duh *_*
we already have a member called kneegrow and he made the same joke


Edit:
When a black person is born, they're black. Their whole life, they're black. When thay die, they're black.

When a white person is born, they're pink.
When they're jealous, they're green.
When they're sick, they're yellow.
When they're shy, they're red.
When they're tired, they're pale.
When they're angry, they're purple.
When they're in the sun, they're brown.
When they're cold, they're blue.
When they die, they're grey.

So why do they call black people "colored"?!?

[XMoshe]

Why are black people so tall?
Because there KneeGrows (negroes get it :p)

duh *_*
we already have a member called kneegrow and he made the same joke


Edit:
When a black person is born, they're black. Their whole life, they're black. When thay die, they're black.

When a white person is born, they're pink.
When they're jealous, they're green.
When they're sick, they're yellow.
When they're shy, they're red.
When they're tired, they're pale.
When they're angry, they're purple.
When they're in the sun, they're brown.
When they're cold, they're blue.
When they die, they're grey.

So why do they call black people "colored"?!?

Haha, nice one xD

[Doron]

lol....

Wait a minute.. aren't black people born slightly white??

nah, whatever...

Ok, here's another origanal bad joke from holland:

A German, a Brit and a Dutchman come across three pools with magical diving boards.

An old man with a beard stands next to them, and says: "If you stand on the edge of the diving board, and say something you want, you land in it when you jump in the pool.

So, first the german goes to one of the pools and says: "Bier!"

He jumps in and lads in beer.

Then the dutch man's turn and he screams: "Geld!"(Money)

He jumps in and lands in money.

Then the brit is going to jump, but he trips and falls in.. and he screamed: "Shi'!"