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My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:09 am
by Squirt
So 15 mins ago i was walking to brothers pizza to pick up a pizza that i ordered but they don't have delivery at this time at night and i saw 2 girls ssay *100$ for an hour and 50$ for extra stuff and they got in the car =o!!.
I know this is no that big but whores are not that common where i live.
lol well. Thats pretty much it lol.
Anyone here happen to be a whore btw? ( lol of course your going to deny it )
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:11 am
by Grimm-.-
Pfff, I'm a whore.
That story right there Fails.
There was no action???
BOO.
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:16 am
by theblindarcher
Grimm-.- wrote:Pfff, I'm a whore.
That story right there Fails.
There was no action???
BOO.
+1
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:18 am
by Squirt
theblindarcher wrote:Grimm-.- wrote:Pfff, I'm a whore.
That story right there Fails.
There was no action???
BOO.
+1
Well i lve in one of the most boringest town ever. Stuff like this is like a atom bomb being dropped over my town.
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:31 am
by theblindarcher
Well in Manhatten its farking crazy. In Greenwich Village that place is messed up well sorta. There is all these black ( i dont wanna be racist but from what i have seen they are all black) transfesties (how ever the hell u spell it) well yea they are like sellin themselves near this porn shop then once when i was walkin to the pier i saw a condom on the ground i was like wtf well its New York crazy shit happens here...
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:34 am
by Snoopy
Not too common where I'm from either. Though when I watch 'Cops' it makes me never want to get one, you never know they could be cops =p.
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:13 am
by MooMooMoo
Pic or it didn't happend, better yet Video or it didn't happend haha jk.
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:25 am
by Blurred
MooMooMoo wrote:Pic or it didn't happend, better yet Video or it didn't happend haha jk.
for some reason i like ur name
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:37 am
by MooMooMoo
Blurred wrote:MooMooMoo wrote:Pic or it didn't happend, better yet Video or it didn't happend haha jk.
for some reason i like ur name
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:47 am
by Grimm-.-
So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:21 am
by Zypher
Grimm-.- wrote:So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?
thats what they are for, arent they?
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:24 am
by Grimm-.-
Zypher wrote:Grimm-.- wrote:So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?
thats what they are for, arent they?
Well,
Not quite
Hookers are usually to have sex with. (I think)
Unless i have been lied to!!!
O shit.
Wait: Are they really just to talk to?!?!?!
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:29 am
by Zypher
Grimm-.- wrote:Zypher wrote:Grimm-.- wrote:So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?
thats what they are for, arent they?
Well,
Not quite
Hookers are usually to have sex with. (I think)
Unless i have been lied to!!!
O shit.
Wait: Are they really just to talk to?!?!?!
According to Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, they are for talking about ones feelings.
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:30 am
by Dystopia
Grimm-.- wrote:Zypher wrote:Grimm-.- wrote:So she got in the car and you guys Talked about life?
thats what they are for, arent they?
Well,
Not quite
Hookers are usually to have sex with. (I think)
Unless i have been lied to!!!
O shit.
Wait: Are they really just to talk to?!?!?!
Well I hear there they tell you interesting stories, to like 'hook' you, thats why they are called hookers...
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:33 am
by Grimm-.-
I thought They carried fishing hooks And hooked yours eyes out while you were distracted by there pointless stories.
And after you are Blinded by the hook of death they rip out your arms and legs and steel your man meat then stuff it with cotton and use it as a play toy!!!!!!!!
I kno rite. Scary sh1T!!
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:30 am
by MrBow
We have a whole district xd
red light district
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:33 am
by Midori
MrBow wrote:We have a whole district xd
red light district
100% aids free
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:38 am
by Breed
St.Kilda (melbourne)
That's the place to be..... Not that I am...
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:48 am
by Grimm-.-
How is New york.
I here the hooker to people ratio is
4 out of 10
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:58 am
by Nitro
Dystopia wrote:Grimm-.- wrote:Zypher wrote:thats what they are for, arent they?
Well,
Not quite
Hookers are usually to have sex with. (I think)
Unless i have been lied to!!!
O shit.
Wait: Are they really just to talk to?!?!?!
Well I hear there they tell you interesting stories, to like 'hook' you, thats why they are called hookers...
No Wai!!!
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:08 am
by Grimm-.-
Psh... My definition was better.
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:08 am
by Swindler
theblindarcher wrote:Grimm-.- wrote:Pfff, I'm a whore.
That story right there Fails.
There was no action???
BOO.
+1
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:57 am
by heroo
Went to Amterdam last wednesday with some friends.
Lol visited 'De Wallen' just for fun
All the hooker you want to choose, most of them were ugly tho.
But going to a hooker to get layed, is an epic fail i think.
i don't understand those guys lol, can't they get a chick on their own?
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:20 am
by Sharp324
heroo wrote:Went to Amterdam last wednesday with some friends.
Lol visited 'De Wallen' just for fun
All the hooker you want to choose, most of them were ugly tho.
But going to a hooker to get layed, is an epic fail i think.
i don't understand those guys lol, can't they get a chick on their own?
Hookers are still cheaper than most gfs so, win win. Only diff is hookers want the money up front, most girls drain your money slowly.
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:43 pm
by heroo
Sharp324 wrote:heroo wrote:Went to Amterdam last wednesday with some friends.
Lol visited 'De Wallen' just for fun
All the hooker you want to choose, most of them were ugly tho.
But going to a hooker to get layed, is an epic fail i think.
i don't understand those guys lol, can't they get a chick on their own?
Hookers are still cheaper than most gfs so, win win. Only diff is hookers want the money up front, most girls drain your money slowly.
sure, but a real cute girl is worth it.
a hooker never is worth it
it's only fun for a while, like for 20-30 mins.
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:45 pm
by theblindarcher
i would never buy a hooker unless i was the 1st to use it just guess how many dicks were in her well u kno
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:19 pm
by Grimm-.-
theblindarcher wrote:i would never buy a hooker unless i was the 1st to use it just guess how many dicks were in her well u kno
I LOL'ed at how you make it sound as if they are objects.
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:50 pm
by Inuyasha584
theblindarcher wrote:Well in Manhatten its farking crazy. In Greenwich Village that place is messed up well sorta. There is all these black ( i dont wanna be racist but from what i have seen they are all black) transfesties (how ever the hell u spell it) well yea they are like sellin themselves near this porn shop then once when i was walkin to the pier i saw a condom on the ground i was like wtf well its New York crazy shit happens here...
we i found a condom on the ground in my school every year.
once was in the field
second time was on the basket ball court
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:36 pm
by Grimjaw
So,you connected with them while staying in the car ?
Or did you just talk about gravity ?
Because if it were me, for 150 bucks they would be leaving in a wheelchair. ^-^
Re: My first hooker ! =O
Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:57 pm
by Doron
Squirt wrote:14 5'11
last time i went to doctors i was 5'11 so i am assuming i grew a bit since it was 9 months ago.
ya i know tall for my age. I think
hmmmm?
and yes, I'm a ho...
And...
I dunno fo' sho' but I think cin is ma pimp.