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Kill yourself dude or become gay becuase all girls are like that, lmao

He is just joking chill out Nitro it will take time until u find the real one

why?? just stay in the OTL with us...

Or start photoshopping, making sigs for whoever the **** needs one.

Just stay here, biatch!

Do like noproblem does.

A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.

"Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You're going to have to think of another wish."

The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy."

The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

AXII wrote:A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.

"Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You're going to have to think of another wish."

The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy."

The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

Thanks ... You made me Lol ... I needed that

SRF is like having it's period today.

just dont go into any section sro related just stay in otl video tech art sections.

AXII wrote:A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.

"Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You're going to have to think of another wish."

The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy."

The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

That was awesome dude !

Abyssal wrote:

AXII wrote:A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.

"Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You're going to have to think of another wish."

The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy."

The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

That was awesome dude !

I know that one already, but from how I've heard it, the genie asked if the man wanted to have lanterns on it, too...

If they know everything about u then they have no left interest.Making urself a mystery guy and pushing them to learning about u makes u a KING.So many times i withnesed that how they r untrustable.I guess the best one is losing nearly 5 years relationship (after tolerate her many caprices)for a stupid reason and i dont want to long term relationship anymore.Have fun my bro and be reackless about them until u find perfect match who can live with her 4ever.(Sorry about my humble English).

AXII wrote:A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.

"Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You're going to have to think of another wish."

The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy."

The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

Major lolling.

AXII wrote:If they know everything about u then they have no left interest.Making urself a mystery guy and pushing them to learning about u makes u a KING.So many times i withnesed that how they r untrustable.I guess the best one is losing nearly 5 years relationship (after tolerate her many caprices)for a stupid reason and i dont want to long term relationship anymore.Have fun my bro and be reackless about them until u find perfect match who can live with her 4ever.(Sorry about my humble English).

couldnt agree more dude

spazy at least ur better now :O

haha! nitro just got pwnd by mods.

"NO BAN FOR U!!!" haha

Really wanna get banned? Go to EB and say you bot, no questions asked, they will ban you no problem >_>

CrimsonNuker wrote:Really wanna get banned? Go to EB and say you bot, no questions asked, they will ban you no problem >_>

smaaaaart... >.>

But now everyone on SRF knows about that..

so.. Epic Fail... those idea's should rather go over PM..

CrimsonNuker wrote:Really wanna get banned? Go to EB and say you bot, no questions asked, they will ban you no problem >_>

Lol idd...just download a free bot, install it, make a pic of your desktop with the botloader or w/ ever and post away in EB.

Or just spam too much, disgrace the mods or personally attack others. Just do what's been said in the 5 easy ways to get banned >.<

[SW]XMoshe wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:Really wanna get banned? Go to EB and say you bot, no questions asked, they will ban you no problem >_>

Lol idd...just download a free bot, install it, make a pic of your desktop with the botloader or w/ ever and post away in EB.

Or just spam too much, disgrace the mods or personally attack others. Just do what's been said in the 5 easy ways to get banned >.<

or just say cin has a really small peepee
no homo

Dark Shifty wrote:

[SW]XMoshe wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:Really wanna get banned? Go to EB and say you bot, no questions asked, they will ban you no problem >_>

Lol idd...just download a free bot, install it, make a pic of your desktop with the botloader or w/ ever and post away in EB.

Or just spam too much, disgrace the mods or personally attack others. Just do what's been said in the 5 easy ways to get banned >.<

or just say cin has a really small peepee
no homo

That;s a ban for you, mistah sistah!



j/k

Nitro wrote:Who I need to **** to get ban?
Just ban me ... I dont want to have any connections with SRO ... SRF is the only thing that keeps me connected to it , and I wont quit from SRO till I get banned ...


Damn I'm pissed now ... girls suck so much omfg ... I was with one girl ... she wont stop talking ffs ... I tried to say something and then she just continues with talking ... She is little spoiled b1tch , braging about her cash, and that her dad bought her new clothes, and new shoes ... OMFG STFU ALREADY!!! She is cute tho but she is lame and boring ffs...

And now at end I dont talk much ... ffs Damn I hate girls ... Ban me already!

i do not see the connection between these two parts.

heroo wrote:

Nitro wrote:Who I need to **** to get ban?
Just ban me ... I dont want to have any connections with SRO ... SRF is the only thing that keeps me connected to it , and I wont quit from SRO till I get banned ...


Damn I'm pissed now ... girls suck so much omfg ... I was with one girl ... she wont stop talking ffs ... I tried to say something and then she just continues with talking ... She is little spoiled b1tch , braging about her cash, and that her dad bought her new clothes, and new shoes ... OMFG STFU ALREADY!!! She is cute tho but she is lame and boring ffs...

And now at end I dont talk much ... ffs Damn I hate girls ... Ban me already!

i do not see the connection between these two parts.

He is ranting, heroo. Let the man rant
OnT: Disrespect Key-J/SG/Ryoko.

Icealya wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:Really wanna get banned? Go to EB and say you bot, no questions asked, they will ban you no problem >_>

smaaaaart... >.>

But now everyone on SRF knows about that..

so.. Epic Fail... those idea's should rather go over PM..

They probably wont even consider this, they will ban right away

Barotix wrote:

heroo wrote:

Nitro wrote:Who I need to **** to get ban?
Just ban me ... I dont want to have any connections with SRO ... SRF is the only thing that keeps me connected to it , and I wont quit from SRO till I get banned ...


Damn I'm pissed now ... girls suck so much omfg ... I was with one girl ... she wont stop talking ffs ... I tried to say something and then she just continues with talking ... She is little spoiled b1tch , braging about her cash, and that her dad bought her new clothes, and new shoes ... OMFG STFU ALREADY!!! She is cute tho but she is lame and boring ffs...

And now at end I dont talk much ... ffs Damn I hate girls ... Ban me already!

i do not see the connection between these two parts.

He is ranting, heroo. Let the man rant
OnT: Disrespect the cool ppl.

Fix'd

btw, I've insulted Ry0 before, why iz I still skipping around in hia?

Nitro wrote:Who I need to **** to get ban?
Just ban me ... I dont want to have any connections with SRO ... SRF is the only thing that keeps me connected to it , and I wont quit from SRO till I get banned ...

Damn I'm pissed now ... girls suck so much omfg ... I was with one girl ... she wont stop talking ffs ... I tried to say something and then she just continues with talking ... She is little spoiled b1tch , braging about her cash, and that her dad bought her new clothes, and new shoes ... OMFG STFU ALREADY!!! She is cute tho but she is lame and boring ffs...

And now at end I dont talk much ... ffs Damn I hate girls ... Ban me already!

Pic plz.
Just send me her email. I'll flirt her and make her forget u...

Barotix wrote:

heroo wrote:

Nitro wrote:Who I need to **** to get ban?
Just ban me ... I dont want to have any connections with SRO ... SRF is the only thing that keeps me connected to it , and I wont quit from SRO till I get banned ...

Damn I'm pissed now ... girls suck so much omfg ... I was with one girl ... she wont stop talking ffs ... I tried to say something and then she just continues with talking ... She is little spoiled b1tch , braging about her cash, and that her dad bought her new clothes, and new shoes ... OMFG STFU ALREADY!!! She is cute tho but she is lame and boring ffs...

And now at end I dont talk much ... ffs Damn I hate girls ... Ban me already!

i do not see the connection between these two parts.

He is ranting, heroo. Let the man rant
OnT: Disrespect any moderator

fixed.

AXII wrote:A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.

"Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You're going to have to think of another wish."

The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy."

The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

Rofl omg

Icealya wrote:Fix'd

btw, I've insulted Ry0 before, why iz I still skipping around in hia?

What exactly did you say to him? I'm curious.
There's a difference between having a difference in opinions and blatantly insulting him. Most of the times when people get banned for Mod disrespect, it's for saying things like, "YOU FKING SUCK AS A MOD. YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL ADMIT IT ADMIT IT I HATE GAY PEOPLE I BOT BAN ME BITCH BITCH BITCH YOU STUPID BITCH!"

And then it just becomes getting banned for a lot more than one reason. Very rarely do people ever get banned solely for Mod disrespect - it happens, but it usually goes hand in hand with just being a general all-around annoying prick on the forums.

fena wrote:

Icealya wrote:Fix'd

btw, I've insulted Ry0 before, why iz I still skipping around in hia?

What exactly did you say to him? I'm curious.
There's a difference between having a difference in opinions and blatantly insulting him. Most of the times when people get banned for Mod disrespect, it's for saying things like, "YOU FKING SUCK AS A MOD. YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL ADMIT IT ADMIT IT I HATE GAY PEOPLE I BOT BAN ME BITCH BITCH BITCH YOU STUPID BITCH!"

And then it just becomes getting banned for a lot more than one reason. Very rarely do people ever get banned solely for Mod disrespect - it happens, but it usually goes hand in hand with just being a general all-around annoying prick on the forums.

oh dear... fena gone wild...

I don't really know what thread it was agin, but it was something with, tug 'n grope or something... it started out like that i believe...

He started it... maybe it was the Blackfox's Return thread, for aprils' fool...

dunnoooo...

EDIT: found it!! It all started here....
Prepare for laughing, cuz I shat a rainbow just nao after reading everything again...