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[Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:17 pm
by Inuyasha584
first you must have a webcam and you attach it to your door and it must face where your parents are most likely to come by

just like that
second, my webcam is pretty crappy, and it still has motion detoctor thingy on it so the pricier ones should have it too . anyways open up the program and start motion detector with sound

i am not responsible if you get caught by religous parents and get forced to have an excorcism or by any other people.
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:18 pm
by Toasty
this must get a sticky.
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:23 pm
by ineedhelp
lol at topic lol at someonewalking into your room then asking what is your webcam doing there or someone not seeing it and kicking it lol
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:23 pm
by Inuyasha584
its on the door o_o
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:29 pm
by Swindler
works for me, awesome guide..! now my parents never caught me doing it!
but they wonder why i have my webcam on the door, i just say its a school project.
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:37 pm
by NuclearSilo
HejsaN wrote:works for me, awesome guide..! now my parents never caught me doing it!
but they wonder why i have my webcam on the door, i just say its a school project.
I dont get it. What do u mean by "it"?
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:38 pm
by ineedhelp
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:40 pm
by Amelie
what about if you just lock the door?
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:42 pm
by William-CL
Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:46 pm
by Panu
Amelie wrote:what about if you just lock the door?
lol , thats too easy.
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:52 pm
by YangKang
Inuyasha584 wrote:i am not responsible if you get caught by religous parents and get forced to have an excorcism or by any other people.
Rofl this one made me lol :d
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:57 pm
by Inuyasha584
Blackdragon6 wrote:Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...
you know i made this as a joke right..
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:09 pm
by NuclearSilo
what does jerk off mean?

Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:31 pm
by Dark Shifty
Inuyasha584 wrote:Blackdragon6 wrote:Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...
you know i made this as a joke right..
but it is a good idea

@ nuclearsilo, it means to masturbate

Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:38 pm
by Pan_Raider(`_ยด)
Dark Shifty wrote:Inuyasha584 wrote:Blackdragon6 wrote:Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...
you know i made this as a joke right..
but it is a good idea

@ nuclearsilo, it means to masturbate

pedo topics, hygiene topics and now this.
If this keeps up, we'll have a PALM PILOTing guide soon enough
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:41 pm
by theblindarcher
omg STICKY THIS PLESE ITS SO GOOD!
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:09 pm
by [SD]Twysta
Amelie wrote:what about if you just lock the door?
You mean, what about if you just get a girlfriend? right hun?

Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:16 pm
by Midori
[SD]Twysta wrote:Amelie wrote:what about if you just lock the door?
You mean, what about if you just get a girlfriend? right hun?

lol, like that will stop him.
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:21 pm
by Doron
Blackdragon6 wrote:Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...
I agree...
If there's someone on this forum who needs to get laid the soonest it's our little Inu...
*pets the dog over his head*
*In case you're a perv, Inu means Dog in japanese...*

Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:30 pm
by [SD]Twysta
X-Lax wrote:[SD]Twysta wrote:Amelie wrote:what about if you just lock the door?
You mean, what about if you just get a girlfriend? right hun?

lol, like that will stop him.
hah good point, not too sure about this guy

Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:31 pm
by _Angels
how about lock ur door=p
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:37 pm
by Nitro
I loled so much when I read this ... Legend

Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:43 pm
by nightbloom
Zypher should tell you guys his "getting caught" story... priceless.
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:44 pm
by nohunta
sad.
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:45 pm
by PB_and_J
theblindarcher wrote:omg STICKY THIS PLESE ITS SO GOOD!
Horny guy here...
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:26 pm
by Avalanche
I like how people say "get a girlfriend."
When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.
UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:27 pm
by Reise
Or you could just like, not polish your sausage while your parents are around.
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:31 pm
by Nitro
AvAlAnChE1 wrote:I like how people say "get a girlfriend."
When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.
UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.
Watch out while using that word ... If she gives you 5 times a day that doesnt mean that she is Perfect ... there are alot of things that determine whether the girl is perfect or not. Nothing is perfect , atleast not them
Mostly ... they are bit**** ...
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:34 pm
by Xyzzzy
NuclearSilo wrote:what does jerk off mean?

-.-
masturbate
Re: [Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:35 pm
by Nitro
Xyzzzy wrote:NuclearSilo wrote:what does jerk off mean? 
-.-
masturbate
He wasnt serious ...
