[TUT] How To Steal In Your Local Shop [TUT]

[2k9bom]

Here im gonna explain how you steal something from your local store, gas stations are ok as well.

You will need the following equipment:

Black hood shirt
Some black pants
Black shoes/Homeless mans shoes (It doesn't really matter)
A very cheap men's fragrance.
And of course a baseball bat.

Things you should remember before stealing:

Be confident.
Tie your shoelaces hard.
Put on a heavy amount of the fragrance

Now the main part: ''How to steal in your local shop''

1. Walk slowly in to the store/gas station.
2. Look around and try to spot the most valuable stuff.
3. Approach your target.
4. Put your hood on.
5. Look around and try to look for cameras and persons who might see what you are doing, if it's clear go to the next step.
6. Grab the stuff and put it in your pockets, discreetly.
7. Go towards the registrar.








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8. GET THE HELL OUT OF THE STORE!!
9. You have now completed this tutorial, congratulations.. you can now enjoy your catch.
EDIT: Nvm I just tried it again and they said GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. Some sort of php_error I believe, either that or they patched it

[Vindicator]

hmmm interesting. Light switch was better

[John_Doe]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Avc7D42su1I

woot shit son!!

[!G4!]

WOA KOOOOOOOOOOOL

[tedtwilliger]

i thought it has :how to steal a sheep"

i would much prefer that frankly.

Also dont try something thats been done before, its not funny anymore. Frankly it never really was...

[Swindler]

looks good, usefull tut in the future.. mod please sticky.

[ColourBlind]

Another great thread and again very useful

[Doron]

uhuh, yeah.. go all black and put your hood on when you start stealing...

Oi...

Newbies... *sigh*

Just walk around in the store, going through all the wwares, check things out, and then just shove it up your sleave... Or put it in your bag at a point where they can't see it.

And for no suspicion you can always buy something that is at least 1 dollar...

[hemagoku]

also be aware of me ,cuz i may tell the security if i saw u

[SuperTanker]

lol nice . might be uesful in the future .

lol that vid is crazy .

[Ichimaru420]

LOOL make mooar of these!!!