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Detective sh1t.

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Some detective agent dudes just rolled in in a black car and asked me if they could look around my property for some sh1t about the last dude that used to live here. Somethin about the old owner's wife gone missing, they said she might be dead. I'm half expecting them to find something like a dead body, but we've been over our sh1t here a ton of times, never found anything. When he was explaining to me what was goin on I was like damn this is some heavy sh1t. Anyway they're checkin the property out, it's like some CSI sh1t.
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Oh hey Stall :)
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Vincent D'Onofrio ftw.
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Posei wrote:Oh hey Stall :)


Difference is this is actually happening lol.
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Watch them find something nasty like a bunch of seamen in your bedroom from the last owner.
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should've asked for a warrant. You never know what they might really be there for...
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Yeah I would've asked for a warrant if they wanted to go thru our shit. But they just wanted to look around the backyard. We live in the sticks so we have plenty of empty woods around the house. They didn't find anything but he was sayin the woman's been missing for like 2 years and they think she's prolly buried around here somewhere.

F*cked up part is she could be too, since we just moved in last year.
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Reise wrote:Yeah I would've asked for a warrant if they wanted to go thru our shit. But they just wanted to look around the backyard. We live in the sticks so we have plenty of empty woods around the house. They didn't find anything but he was sayin the woman's been missing for like 2 years and they think she's prolly buried around here somewhere.

F*cked up part is she could be too, since we just moved in last year.


I wouldn't be in a rush to install a pool then.
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Hell no, prolly dig up some mass grave lol.
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I think it's in your basement.

Somewhere in the wall or even in the ceiling...
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If they do find something, i'd move lol
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yeah you go up in the crawl space in the ceiling, and right when you poke your head up there to look around, you get her decaying face looking right at you.
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lol thats wierd for sum reason still wish stall was here ( NO HOMO) his stories were so wierd lol
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The house is haunted I tell yeh'!
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Draquish wrote:The house is haunted I tell yeh'!

want to burn it down with me?
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theblindarcher wrote:
Draquish wrote:The house is haunted I tell yeh'!

want to burn it down with me?


Not unless you like the idea of a 7mm slug passing thru your skull at mach 6.

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Smurf is getting ALL his posts edited, gg giving everyone your password.
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omg poor lady.
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Wasn't me I swear.
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Megami wrote:omg poor lady.


sh1ts fake....unless that's agents wife....then im actually scared of the guy...
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redneck wrote:
Megami wrote:omg poor lady.


sh1ts fake....unless that's agents wife....then im actually scared of the guy...



thats the last time the bitch burns my dinner...
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