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Stupid/Wierd/Emarrassing Things You Have Done ...Or Seen Others Do

Well i guess i will start....
So one day my friends and i were going to this mall place i dont usually go to the mall or anything but my friends were bitching that they said they wanted to buy some games, clothes (the girls), and all that other stuff. So we were just walking around it was pretty crowded that day. So while i was walkin i leaned on my friend (yes my friend is a girl you dont have to call me a homo) then i closed my eyes for some wierd reason (probally cuz i was so bored idk) and she was being a bitch so because she saw so much people walking around us, she moved to the right and i still had my eyes closed. Then after like 30 seconds i opned my eyes and when i looked up it wasnt my friend it was some dude in a green jackat with a huge beard (i am not a gay because i leaned on him) i was like Oh Shit i am so ...... Then he just looked down at me and he was like "You mind i am trying to get somewhere." Then i felt like everyone was stareing at me like they all stopped. Then my face turned all red then when i was walking back to my friend she was like "Guess you like leaning on men" that bitch i wont forget it

im too cool to be embarrassed

damn yo thta sucks

Freshman year, my ride(hot chick, senior) left me and I called her up and she said she was coming back and I asked her if she wanted me in the front or the back. I didnt realize it until I hung up. lol gt's

Youth and curiosity combined with my new archery set.
LOOK ~~> Watch the arrow upflight. *sigh*
I really liked the moment at the apex where the arrow was totally free and just hanging there.
Time almost slowed down, there in my back yard, as imagination drew images of early Space Exploration.
In that moment my tummy turned from voyeuristic weightlessness.

It wasn't even a second later (the inverted arrow, recaptured by the force of gravity, almost disappeared from sight) when it dawned on me.
The tip of my tongue was out as I was lost in concentration, squinting, face turned straight up.
I had set it loose in perpendicular flight...
AND... was about to qualify for the Darwin Awards: Time to DODGE!

~Grandpa

theblindarcher wrote:theblindarcher's story

Wow that musta sucked.

theblindarcher wrote:Stupid/Wierd/Emarrassing Things You Have Done ...Or Seen Others Do

Well i guess i will start....
So one day my friends and i were going to this mall place i dont usually go to the mall or anything but my friends were bitching that they said they wanted to buy some games, clothes (the girls), and all that other stuff. So we were just walking around it was pretty crowded that day. So while i was walkin i leaned on my friend (yes my friend is a girl you dont have to call me a homo) then i closed my eyes for some wierd reason (probally cuz i was so bored idk) and she was being a bitch so because she saw so much people walking around us, she moved to the right and i still had my eyes closed. Then after like 30 seconds i opned my eyes and when i looked up it wasnt my friend it was some dude in a green jackat with a huge beard (i am not a gay because i leaned on him) i was like Oh Shit i am so ...... Then he just looked down at me and he was like "You mind i am trying to get somewhere." Then i felt like everyone was stareing at me like they all stopped. Then my face turned all red then when i was walking back to my friend she was like "Guess you like leaning on men" that bitch i wont forget it

You're gay.

Locketart wrote:

theblindarcher wrote:Stupid/Wierd/Emarrassing Things You Have Done ...Or Seen Others Do

Well i guess i will start....
So one day my friends and i were going to this mall place i dont usually go to the mall or anything but my friends were bitching that they said they wanted to buy some games, clothes (the girls), and all that other stuff. So we were just walking around it was pretty crowded that day. So while i was walkin i leaned on my friend (yes my friend is a girl you dont have to call me a homo) then i closed my eyes for some wierd reason (probally cuz i was so bored idk) and she was being a bitch so because she saw so much people walking around us, she moved to the right and i still had my eyes closed. Then after like 30 seconds i opned my eyes and when i looked up it wasnt my friend it was some dude in a green jackat with a huge beard (i am not a gay because i leaned on him) i was like Oh Shit i am so ...... Then he just looked down at me and he was like "You mind i am trying to get somewhere." Then i felt like everyone was stareing at me like they all stopped. Then my face turned all red then when i was walking back to my friend she was like "Guess you like leaning on men" that bitch i wont forget it

You're gay.

Thats not even funny...

theblindarcher wrote:

Locketart wrote:

theblindarcher wrote:Stupid/Wierd/Emarrassing Things You Have Done ...Or Seen Others Do

Well i guess i will start....
So one day my friends and i were going to this mall place i dont usually go to the mall or anything but my friends were bitching that they said they wanted to buy some games, clothes (the girls), and all that other stuff. So we were just walking around it was pretty crowded that day. So while i was walkin i leaned on my friend (yes my friend is a girl you dont have to call me a homo) then i closed my eyes for some wierd reason (probally cuz i was so bored idk) and she was being a bitch so because she saw so much people walking around us, she moved to the right and i still had my eyes closed. Then after like 30 seconds i opned my eyes and when i looked up it wasnt my friend it was some dude in a green jackat with a huge beard (i am not a gay because i leaned on him) i was like Oh Shit i am so ...... Then he just looked down at me and he was like "You mind i am trying to get somewhere." Then i felt like everyone was stareing at me like they all stopped. Then my face turned all red then when i was walking back to my friend she was like "Guess you like leaning on men" that bitch i wont forget it

You're gay.

Thats not even funny...

I lol'd

Lol, I like the stories.

Ummm... I don't have one yet.

I agree with lockart, you are gay.

If you weren't gay or if you were secure with your sexuality.. why would you keep reminding us that you aren't gay? Leaning on a man doesn't make someone gay, yet you seem to think it does. Your insecurities about your own sexuality are clearly evident and you question your morals all the time. You convince yourself that you aren't gay, using these remarks as justification that you aren't gay. Hell that story didnt even happen, it was just you trying to justify to srf and to yourself that you aren't gay after being aroused after seeing a pic of ryoko.

Being gay is a normal thing and i will support you with your life choice.

Lol leave the guy alone ... haha ...
I dont have any story ...

X-Lax wrote:im too cool to be embarrassed

This thread sends out gay vibes.

tedtwilliger wrote:I agree with lockart, you are gay.

If you weren't gay or if you were secure with your sexuality.. why would you keep reminding us that you aren't gay? Leaning on a man doesn't make someone gay, yet you seem to think it does. Your insecurities about your own sexuality are clearly evident and you question your morals all the time. You convince yourself that you aren't gay, using these remarks as justification that you aren't gay. Hell that story didnt even happen, it was just you trying to justify to srf and to yourself that you aren't gay after being aroused after seeing a pic of ryoko.

Being gay is a normal thing and i will support you with your life choice.

cuz i kno some Farking pirck on srf would always say ur gay just rying to get my damn point out

look... a green jacket...........

theblindarcher wrote:

tedtwilliger wrote:I agree with lockart, you are gay.

If you weren't gay or if you were secure with your sexuality.. why would you keep reminding us that you aren't gay? Leaning on a man doesn't make someone gay, yet you seem to think it does. Your insecurities about your own sexuality are clearly evident and you question your morals all the time. You convince yourself that you aren't gay, using these remarks as justification that you aren't gay. Hell that story didnt even happen, it was just you trying to justify to srf and to yourself that you aren't gay after being aroused after seeing a pic of ryoko.

Being gay is a normal thing and i will support you with your life choice.

cuz i kno some Farking pirck on srf would always say ur gay just rying to get my damn point out

You know what sarcasm is.. right?

You really need to understand its basic principals, they will take you far in life.

Huh?
What's this?
During the summer, after my fourth (4th) grade year, the word 'gay' changed meaning on the left coast of America.
Prior to that nobody giggled when it was used.

According to the London Independent (online Science Ezine)

Brain changes at puberty 'help to develop intellectual machinery'

Sarah Blakemore wrote:Sarah Blakemore, Neuroscientist at University College London

• "It's not true that the brain stops developing at the age of five, which was a very established myth until about six years ago,"

Seems more likely that there are periods of time when all humans are "blind archers".

At times we all stand in amazement, inner eyes squinted, peering almost straight into the sun, and occasionally lose sight of our arrow.

~Grandpa

Interested? More found here:

Article one (2) (Scientific Analysis of the Teenage Brain)
Article two (1) (Why Teens are Born to be Wild)
Article three (3) (Adolescents Really do Suffer Brain Dysfunction)

Steve Conner wrote:Steve Connor is the science editor of 'The Independent'

• "So then next time a Kevin or a Vicky gives you lip or blanks you with a defiant stare, spare a thought for the "work in progress" still taking place between their ears."

Okay, another story (count on Gpa for stories, lol)

My first job was for my dad in a small (Mom-n-Pop) Grocery store which he owned. It was before Southland Corporation and 7-11 had really been established. Later in life (and after being divorced and a short bout with depression) general travel (I'm free!) brought me to Glendale, CA and a job at a Liquor Store in East LA.

So when a customer came into the Liquor Store in East LA carrying a rifle I didn't give it a second thought. Last time a customer brought a weap into the store was when I was working for my dad. I thought he was just gonna show us his gun. Well, that is, until he pointed it at me and told me to give him the money.

Making a long story short, the Liquor Store owner snuck up behind the guy (and while it was still pointed at me) he wrestled the rifle away from the guy. Afterwards I asked my employer (of Jewish persuasion) about how often the store was robbed and if it happened again, would he endanger my life the same way. I didn't like his answer, "It's more safe if he is disarmed," so we parted company, and I took a different job working in a film development company.

Oh, the new job? I 'rinsed' film in chemical baths and monitored quality. The 'product' was short films also called 'loops' that were to be shown in various quarter slot machines oftentimes in back rooms. That's right, I used to work in the pr0n industry.

~Grandpa

Grandpa wrote:Huh?
What's this?
During the summer, after my fourth (4th) grade year, the word 'gay' changed meaning on the left coast of America.
Prior to that nobody giggled when it was used.

According to the London Independent (online Science Ezine)

Brain changes at puberty 'help to develop intellectual machinery'

Sarah Blakemore wrote:Sarah Blakemore, Neuroscientist at University College London

• "It's not true that the brain stops developing at the age of five, which was a very established myth until about six years ago,"

Seems more likely that there are periods of time when all humans are "blind archers".

At times we all stand in amazement, inner eyes squinted, peering almost straight into the sun, and occasionally lose sight of our arrow.

~Grandpa

Interested? More found here:

Article one (2) (Scientific Analysis of the Teenage Brain)
Article two (1) (Why Teens are Born to be Wild)
Article three (3) (Adolescents Really do Suffer Brain Dysfunction)

Okay, another story (count on Gpa for stories, lol)

My first job was for my dad in a small (Mom-n-Pop) Grocery store which he owned. It was before Southland Corporation and 7-11 had really been established. Later in life (and after being divorced and a short bout with depression) general travel (I'm free!) brought me to Glendale, CA and a job at a Liquor Store in East LA.

So when a customer came into the Liquor Store in East LA carrying a rifle I didn't give it a second thought. Last time a customer brought a weap into the store was when I was working for my dad. I thought he was just gonna show us his gun. Well, that is, until he pointed it at me and told me to give him the money.

Making a long story short, the Liquor Store owner snuck up behind the guy (and while it was still pointed at me) he wrestled the rifle away from the guy. Afterwards I asked my employer (of Jewish persuasion) about how often the store was robbed and if it happened again, would he endanger my life the same way. I didn't like his answer, "It's more safe if he is disarmed," so we parted company, and I took a different job working in a film development company.

Oh, the new job? I 'rinsed' film in chemical baths and monitored quality. The 'product' was short films also called 'loops' that were to be shown in various quarter slot machines oftentimes in back rooms. That's right, I used to work in the pr0n industry.

~Grandpa

lol thats so cool a porn industry !

X-Lax wrote:im too cool to be embarrassed

Same.

Locketart wrote:You're gay.

Aw, you beat me to it.

But seriously... hitting on men with green beard is just weird.

2 threads like this have been made.

Seriously wish, if people had anything to say .. that they would go SEARCH before they made a totally new topic.'

search.php

If you can't find it, which by making this thread I come to the conclusion you are unable too.


Have a nice day.

Did this as a dare.

Walked into Burger King on a Friday night, and shouted at the time of my voice. "I want SEX".


No takers and all my friends vanished like an anti american government.

fk you guys are embarassing.

Priam wrote:fk you guys are embarassing.

lolllll

yeah.. i really normally dont get embaressed too, i just make jokes about it and everyone starts laughing x D
good sense of humour really helps lol

tedtwilliger wrote:

theblindarcher wrote:

tedtwilliger wrote:I agree with lockart, you are gay.

If you weren't gay or if you were secure with your sexuality.. why would you keep reminding us that you aren't gay? Leaning on a man doesn't make someone gay, yet you seem to think it does. Your insecurities about your own sexuality are clearly evident and you question your morals all the time. You convince yourself that you aren't gay, using these remarks as justification that you aren't gay. Hell that story didnt even happen, it was just you trying to justify to srf and to yourself that you aren't gay after being aroused after seeing a pic of ryoko.

Being gay is a normal thing and i will support you with your life choice.

cuz i kno some Farking pirck on srf would always say ur gay just rying to get my damn point out

You know what sarcasm is.. right?

You really need to understand its basic principals, they will take you far in life.

Honestly.
That Didn't seem sarcastic at all...
(Just sayin) Meh.

I don't think I've ever done anything too embarrassing.

I'll have to think a bit xD

Grimm wrote:Honestly.
That Didn't seem sarcastic at all...
(Just sayin) Meh.

You are not on the same level.