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I was just wondering. If you were an Assassin who would you assassinate first and why?

I would assassinate that guy who does the Amazing Racist videos. I would strike down on him because he makes fun of almost every single race, besides his own, which is prejudice or something.

Let's pretend God exist or even better, IF I was the greater force/deity I'd destroy the universe and then kill myself with a thunderbolt shot right on my temple (head side).

answering this would get me into trouble

Fat_Smurf wrote:answering this would get me into trouble

I should change it then 1) because i'm catholic and god might strike me down and 2) i dont want you in trouble

Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is stupid IMO.

Oh Yeah. I forgot to say that this idea came from an episode of family guy

assasinate kim jong-il and his family

LargeAndInCharge wrote:Oh Yeah. I forgot to say that this idea came from an episode of family guy

If Seth Green is going to Hell then so am I, I can't imagine eternity without such an awesome person.
Shit, then again Ray Charles and Ewan McGregor will be in Heaven, so that'll mean no piano nor acting lessons
DILEMMA

Too bad the person i wanted to assassinate is already gone long ago..
Although now.. i dunno, since i dont hate much people, and I dont care too much about politics or religion

Jstar1 wrote:assasinate kim jong-il and his family

lol


@ op I mean in toruble with mods, not god, im atheist.

Casey613 wrote:Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is not stupid IMO.

Fixed it .

Fredrik Reinfeldt.

But i would never kill anyone so it doesnt matter.

hemagoku wrote:

Casey613 wrote:Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is not stupid IMO.

Fixed it .

Based on...? what exactly

I'd assasinate myself....

Would be fun hunting me down, I'm never on the same spot...

Well, then at least I'd have something to do...

Can't kill other people really, I gotta keep my cute 'n cuddly act up...

id assasinate this guy down the street he like watches little kids and i think he a pedo
cuz he like followed me home last week

oh, hey, you could get arrested for this.

all of westbro babtist church people

nightbloom

Casey613 wrote:Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is stupid IMO.

Forgives but dont forget

George Bush and his whole family.

MrJoey wrote:George Bush and his whole family.

i change my vote to this kid.

HellsAdvocate wrote:

MrJoey wrote:George Bush and his whole family.

i change my vote to this kid.

I know you're jealous of Avalon, but just remember, it's just a game.

MrJoey wrote:

HellsAdvocate wrote:

MrJoey wrote:George Bush and his whole family.

i change my vote to this kid.

I know you're jealous of Avalon, but just remember, it's just a game.

got any haterade for the rest of us?? cuz u seem to be hoggin it all

If I was an Assasin..I'd buy a xbox 360 and go play assasin's creed

Yeah...Assasins have a life too besides...assasinating?

"Hillary, I love you Hillary"

And kim-jon ill is the man...

NO_SILK_4_ME wrote:If I was an Assasin..I'd buy a xbox 360 and go play assasin's creed

Yeah...Assasins have a life too besides...assasinating?

they go to the pub and play pool after a hard days work of killing some political guy

Casey613 wrote:Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is stupid IMO.

God dosent forgive anyone retard, If he does then whats the purpose of hell? Religion is stupid and twists the stories up. Were did you get the idea that adam and eve were sorry? Dosent it find you amusing that the bible was written by people from different timezones in different times? Its quite interesting maybe you should read it. Your ignorance is striking. You have the idea that god is supposed to save you, with the "forgive and forget" Mentality. NO!!! This is why you need to read the bible yourself then decide what to believe in. Dont look at religion and decide. Because obviously thats whats making you think the way you do.


Back to topic: I would assassinate Bin laden

To answer the original question, I would assassinate them evil doers

I would pull a deathnote like situation. I would kill anyone who i see as not worthy of existence, who purposefully puts large amounts of physical and mental pain on others just so they get a kick out of it. I would kill anyone who has ruined my life in ways which should not have been done.

The bastard that owes me 10$ he spent on weed.