If You Were an Assassin

LargeAndInCharge · Post by **LargeAndInCharge** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:01 pm

I was just wondering. If you were an Assassin who would you assassinate first and why?

I would assassinate that guy who does the Amazing Racist videos. I would strike down on him because he makes fun of almost every single race, besides his own, which is prejudice or something.

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:06 pm

Let's pretend God exist or even better, IF I was the greater force/deity I'd destroy the universe and then kill myself with a thunderbolt shot right on my temple (head side).

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:08 pm

answering this would get me into trouble

:love:

LargeAndInCharge · Post by **LargeAndInCharge** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:11 pm

Fat_Smurf wrote:answering this would get me into trouble

I should change it then 1) because i'm catholic and god might strike me down and 2) i dont want you in trouble

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:14 pm

Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is stupid IMO.

LargeAndInCharge · Post by **LargeAndInCharge** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:16 pm

Oh Yeah. I forgot to say that this idea came from an episode of family guy

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:17 pm

assasinate kim jong-il and his family

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:19 pm

LargeAndInCharge wrote:Oh Yeah. I forgot to say that this idea came from an episode of family guy

If Seth Green is going to Hell then so am I, I can't imagine eternity without such an awesome person.
Shit, then again Ray Charles and Ewan McGregor will be in Heaven, so that'll mean no piano nor acting lessons
DILEMMA :banghead:

Phantasma · Post by **Phantasma** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:22 pm

Too bad the person i wanted to assassinate is already gone long ago..
Although now.. i dunno, since i dont hate much people, and I dont care too much about politics or religion

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:29 pm

Jstar1 wrote:assasinate kim jong-il and his family

lol

@ op I mean in toruble with mods, not god, im atheist.

hemagoku · Post by **hemagoku** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:50 pm

Casey613 wrote:Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is not stupid IMO.

Fixed it .

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:17 pm

Fredrik Reinfeldt.

But i would never kill anyone so it doesnt matter.

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:34 pm

hemagoku wrote:
Casey613 wrote:Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is not stupid IMO.

Fixed it .

Based on...? what exactly

Post by **Doron** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:43 pm

I'd assasinate myself....

Would be fun hunting me down, I'm never on the same spot...

Well, then at least I'd have something to do...

Can't kill other people really, I gotta keep my cute 'n cuddly act up...

daemon225 · Post by **daemon225** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:55 pm

id assasinate this guy down the street he like watches little kids and i think he a pedo
cuz he like followed me home last week

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:10 pm

oh, hey, you could get arrested for this.

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:17 pm

all of westbro babtist church people

HellsAdvocate · Post by **HellsAdvocate** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:52 pm

nightbloom

Sharp324 · Post by **Sharp324** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:07 am

Casey613 wrote:Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is stupid IMO.

Forgives but dont forget

MrJoey · Post by **MrJoey** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:35 am

George Bush and his whole family.

HellsAdvocate · Post by **HellsAdvocate** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:12 am

MrJoey wrote:George Bush and his whole family.

i change my vote to this kid.

MrJoey · Post by **MrJoey** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:14 am

HellsAdvocate wrote:
MrJoey wrote:George Bush and his whole family.

i change my vote to this kid.

I know you're jealous of Avalon, but just remember, it's just a game.

HellsAdvocate · Post by **HellsAdvocate** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:19 am

MrJoey wrote:
HellsAdvocate wrote:
MrJoey wrote:George Bush and his whole family.

i change my vote to this kid.

I know you're jealous of Avalon, but just remember, it's just a game.

got any haterade for the rest of us?? cuz u seem to be hoggin it all

NO_SILK_4_ME · Post by **NO_SILK_4_ME** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:00 am

If I was an Assasin..I'd buy a xbox 360 and go play assasin's creed

Yeah...Assasins have a life too besides...assasinating?

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:03 am

"Hillary, I love you Hillary"

And kim-jon ill is the man...

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:16 am

NO_SILK_4_ME wrote:If I was an Assasin..I'd buy a xbox 360 and go play assasin's creed

Yeah...Assasins have a life too besides...assasinating?

they go to the pub and play pool after a hard days work of killing some political guy

Blurred · Post by **Blurred** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:43 am

Casey613 wrote:Oh, why would he "strike you down"? I thought he will forgive you no matter what as long as you're sorry. Oh wait, I thought EvE and Adam were sorry! Sheesh this is so confusing.

Religion is stupid IMO.

God dosent forgive anyone retard, If he does then whats the purpose of hell? Religion is stupid and twists the stories up. Were did you get the idea that adam and eve were sorry? Dosent it find you amusing that the bible was written by people from different timezones in different times? Its quite interesting maybe you should read it. Your ignorance is striking. You have the idea that god is supposed to save you, with the "forgive and forget" Mentality. NO!!! This is why you need to read the bible yourself then decide what to believe in. Dont look at religion and decide. Because obviously thats whats making you think the way you do.

Back to topic: I would assassinate Bin laden

William-CL · Post by **William-CL** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:49 am

To answer the original question, I would assassinate them evil doers :shock:

tedtwilliger · Post by **tedtwilliger** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:56 am

I would pull a deathnote like situation. I would kill anyone who i see as not worthy of existence, who purposefully puts large amounts of physical and mental pain on others just so they get a kick out of it. I would kill anyone who has ruined my life in ways which should not have been done.

†erminal · Post by **†erminal** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:03 am

The bastard that owes me 10$ he spent on weed.

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