The Perfect Crime

[pineapples]

have you guys ever thought about what would be the perfect crime?
like, killing someone with an icicle and then letting it melt?

hehe. (:

[YangKang]

There is no perfect crime as long as Stallowned is alive.

[XMoshe]

Yeah I thought about it...

Possible here in the Netherlands I think xD

[theblindarcher]

There is no perfect crime as long as Stallowned is alive.

So true so true...

[Wu]

Possible here in the Netherlands I think xD

yeah

it's possible to let someone just.. disappear.

polish away any evidence, kill someone that you don't have any relations with whatsoever. if possible someone from the other side of the country.

Don't leave behind any hairs, finger or footprints, no plushes from shirts, wear a 'disguise' (for example glasses and different sort of clothes than you would wear normally).

Don't buy the 'obvious' tools just before the murder but get them a few weeks or months before.

Don't take a cellphone with you and leave the lights on at home so it looks like youre at home. Leave the stereo on there too.

etc.. don't get me started thinking about it haha

Me and my best friend sometimes talk / discuss about how we could pull off the perfect murder together.

[-Evan]

@ Wu


WTF dude, Are you serious?

[Morgoth]

anyone seen Inside Man?

[Stallowned]

Possible here in the Netherlands I think xD

yeah

it's possible to let someone just.. disappear.

polish away any evidence, kill someone that you don't have any relations with whatsoever. if possible someone from the other side of the country.

Don't leave behind any hairs, finger or footprints, no plushes from shirts, wear a 'disguise' (for example glasses and different sort of clothes than you would wear normally).

Don't buy the 'obvious' tools just before the murder but get them a few weeks or months before.

Don't take a cellphone with you and leave the lights on at home so it looks like youre at home. Leave the stereo on there too.

etc.. don't get me started thinking about it haha

Me and my best friend sometimes talk / discuss about how we could pull off the perfect murder together.

FBI gon be knockin on yo door pretty soon son.

[Fat_Smurf]

Possible here in the Netherlands I think xD

yeah

it's possible to let someone just.. disappear.

polish away any evidence, kill someone that you don't have any relations with whatsoever. if possible someone from the other side of the country.

Don't leave behind any hairs, finger or footprints, no plushes from shirts, wear a 'disguise' (for example glasses and different sort of clothes than you would wear normally).
Don't buy the 'obvious' tools just before the murder but get them a few weeks or months before.

Don't take a cellphone with you and leave the lights on at home so it looks like youre at home. Leave the stereo on there too.

etc.. don't get me started thinking about it haha

Me and my best friend sometimes talk / discuss about how we could pull off the perfect murder together.

its impossible there will always have some trace of you, less there is, the more chance you got that no one will notice them though.

[pineapples]

if possible someone from the other side of the country.

it's still possible to commit the crime on someone you know and get away with it, isn't it?

I mean, I don't think it'd be too hard. go to the flea market, pick up some random knife there. go to some store like Kohls or whatever that sells really generic brands of clothes - Levis, stuff like that. store it in a bag. wait a couple months. put on your clothes, a balaclava, and sit in front of the guy's house. when he comes back home, walk up to him, stab him, and walk away.

hahahaha.

[Blurred]

Dont think there is a 'PERFECT' crime. Hmm maybe there is... But its hard, Even the smartest criminal's get cought =| or atleast alot of them do


But why are you thinking of a perfect crime? Murder is sooo horible =/

[pineapples]

Dont think there is a 'PERFECT' crime. Hmm maybe there is... But its hard, Even the smartest criminal's get cought =| or atleast alot of them do


But why are you thinking of a perfect crime? Murder is sooo horible =/

not thinking of murdering anybody, hahaha.
I was just thinking about it was all. just a random thought.

[CrimsonNuker]

Kill them with an icicle THEN burn their body in acid and make sure everything from his hair to his bone is gone

No evidence of murder what so ever

[PB_and_J]

Speaking of perfect crime, a future shop near me was robbed over 50 000 a few days ago. THeives cut a hole in the roof in the perfect spot where the cameras couldn't see and hauled a bunch of tvs up to the top.

[Wu]

Possible here in the Netherlands I think xD

yeah

it's possible to let someone just.. disappear.

polish away any evidence, kill someone that you don't have any relations with whatsoever. if possible someone from the other side of the country.

Don't leave behind any hairs, finger or footprints, no plushes from shirts, wear a 'disguise' (for example glasses and different sort of clothes than you would wear normally).
Don't buy the 'obvious' tools just before the murder but get them a few weeks or months before.

Don't take a cellphone with you and leave the lights on at home so it looks like youre at home. Leave the stereo on there too.

etc.. don't get me started thinking about it haha

Me and my best friend sometimes talk / discuss about how we could pull off the perfect murder together.

its impossible there will always have some trace of you, less there is, the more chance you got that no one will notice them though.

True, but you can reduce the amount to close to zero by using brand new clothes (no hairs on it), use on of these:



and wear a beanie over it or something, dont wear woolen sweaters, wear plastic surgery gloves, shoes without a print, etc.


brb guys in black suits at the door.



edit: typing mistakes

[CrimsonNuker]

Speaking of perfect crime, a future shop near me was robbed over 50 000 a few days ago. THeives cut a hole in the roof in the perfect spot where the cameras couldn't see and hauled a bunch of tvs up to the top.

ZOMG imagine having all those tv interlinked *drool*

[Morgoth]

stealing a lot of money and not getting caught?

[William-CL]

Shoot em with a zip gun and then melt it Icicle idea has been floating in my head for awhile though hmm, this has got me thinking....
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J/k........a little

[tedtwilliger]

I recommend you watch the movie "perfect murder"

[Doron]

Hmmm.. I think that is Shoplifting for years and not getting caught
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[Key-J]

This thread reminds me of:

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

Epic lulz

[Crumpets]

9/11

Yeah wut,

[takolin]

Reminds me off a stupid French book that I had to read in highschool.
In the end he thought he killed a random person but then he found out that the guy slept with his wife.

BB perfect crime.

[Katling]

You guys are scarey. oO lol.

[BrokenSaint]

Watch the "Secret Window". :O

[Swindler]

Possible here in the Netherlands I think xD

yeah

it's possible to let someone just.. disappear.

polish away any evidence, kill someone that you don't have any relations with whatsoever. if possible someone from the other side of the country.

Don't leave behind any hairs, finger or footprints, no plushes from shirts, wear a 'disguise' (for example glasses and different sort of clothes than you would wear normally).

Don't buy the 'obvious' tools just before the murder but get them a few weeks or months before.

Don't take a cellphone with you and leave the lights on at home so it looks like youre at home. Leave the stereo on there too.

etc.. don't get me started thinking about it haha

Me and my best friend sometimes talk / discuss about how we could pull off the perfect murder together.

dude i love you ^^

[0l3n]

Wear a divingsuit with a cap on, mask, oversized gloves, oversized shoes, pants, everything.

After the deed is done like crim said throw him in acid or a big ass fire along with all your clothes. Remember to wear full body plastic underneath.

[noobert mclagg]

This isnt about killing people but I still think it would be the "perfect Crime."

Take out a credit card with a max or no spending limit and buy a bunch of stuff. Then move to a country like China where the credit card companies could not get to u, and hav all of the stuff sent to you when u get there. The only prob with this is:
A. U would hav to do it quick because if u dont the county could extradite you if u take to long.
B. U would never be able to return to that county.

[poehalcho]

1. use a little robot, to set a bomb (which is wrapped up, by something that burns up very easiely and doesn't leave a trace) under the bed. robots won't leave alot of footprints/fingertips etc. next thing leave a suicidal note.

2. drop a poisoness spider in their bed, that should take care of it.

[caseyd4]

Obviously the most evil person around the perfect crime includes

Teddy Bears
Little Girls
A pit of Lava
Fishing Rod.