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dita von tease has a sex tape...yummy!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:33 pm
by agent420
A lesbian porn video featuring Dita Von Teese has finally hit online. Yippeeee!! The Sun reports:


Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online. It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month. They hoped Dita - real name Heather Sweet - would enhance the company's clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection. But the sleazy flick - shot before she rose to fame - will shock lingerie bosses. In one scene the former wife of goth rocker MARILYN MANSON romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. In another she cavorts with two stunners in corsets."

I wish all women would be as strong and independent as Dita Von Teese. And when I say "strong and independent" I don't mean by voting, but rather "star in lesbian porn videos." Will it solve all the world's problems? No. Is it a start? Why yes, my friends. Yes. I do believe it is.


have you seen it yet??? this shit is pretty hot!!! if you haven't here is a link for a 1:10 sampling...well worth checking out!!!!!

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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:36 pm
by Fat_Smurf
lol I prefer manson's new gf though

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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:41 pm
by agent420
Fat_Smurf wrote:lol I prefer manson's new gf though

isn't she like 17 or some shit??

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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:44 pm
by Fat_Smurf

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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:26 pm
by Reise
lol

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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:37 pm
by theblindarcher
damnnnnnnn lol

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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:01 pm
by spyboy1o1
who is she/ she fine?

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:02 am
by Megami
oh wow i dont see how anyone could go out with him. didnt he like chop his nuts/penis off or something?

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:04 am
by agent420
Megami wrote:oh wow i dont see how anyone could go out with him. didnt he like chop his nuts/penis off or something?


the rumor is he removed the lowest bones in his rib cage so he could suck his own dick!!!!

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:04 am
by Megami
agent420 wrote:
Megami wrote:oh wow i dont see how anyone could go out with him. didnt he like chop his nuts/penis off or something?


the rumor is he removed the lowest bones in his rib cage so he could suck his own dick!!!!

yeah something like that. thats gross ;S

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:05 am
by Amelie
agent420 wrote:
Megami wrote:oh wow i dont see how anyone could go out with him. didnt he like chop his nuts/penis off or something?


the rumor is he removed the lowest bones in his rib cage so he could suck his own dick!!!!


a lot of men would like that idea.

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:07 am
by agent420
i prob wouldn't leave the house...lulz

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:14 am
by Megami
everyones starting to have sex tapes these days, or even at least photographs.

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:20 am
by Zypher
Megami wrote:everyones starting to have sex tapes these days, or even at least photographs.

heh, what are you trying to say?

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:27 am
by dom
Megami wrote:everyones starting to have sex tapes these days, or even at least photographs.


You should tell that to milly.

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:37 am
by Key-J
Disgusting much?.. Wrong person to get all excited about. :banghead:

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:46 am
by Zypher
what in the world?
Dita Von Teese is bomb

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:03 am
by Silver0
Dahlia Dark

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:01 pm
by agent420
Megami wrote:everyones starting to have sex tapes these days, or even at least photographs.


so when is yours being released????

how long do we have to wait? 9 more months...lol

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:04 pm
by Megami
agent420 wrote:
Megami wrote:everyones starting to have sex tapes these days, or even at least photographs.


so when is yours being released????

how long do we have to wait? 9 more months...lol

actually that would be 11 months sir XD i just turned 17 in march. and now its april so yeah uhm 12-1=11. ^^

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:06 pm
by agent420
Megami wrote:
agent420 wrote:
Megami wrote:everyones starting to have sex tapes these days, or even at least photographs.


so when is yours being released????

how long do we have to wait? 9 more months...lol

actually that would be 11 months sir XD i just turned 17 in march. and now its april so yeah uhm 12-1=11. ^^



math was never my strong suit...but i do know that 17 will get me 20...lol

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