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So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:15 pm
by Stallowned
Got this guy sits next to me in class. From day one woulda put money on it he was homo.
He wore some weird assed hat, got a fruity assed face, yellow assed dyed hair.
Eveyday he wears some damn tight assed clothes.
Even was like "that's bullsh1t" when the professor said something about gays.
Got this kinda hot slutty assed ch1ck that sits two seats from me (she wants to get the Pole, but I ain't touchin all them STDs)
Anyway today he came in class late as sh1t and she reachd into her backpack and gave him a watch. I'm all like wtf was that about? He didn't really say sh1t. Later in the class he's like you remember about that watch, I left it at her house. I was like wtf was you doing at her house. F4g was like "I banged her

" I was like your ass fck1n serious? He was like hell yeah son.
Biggest shock of my damned life.
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:17 pm
by Grimm-.-
LOL!
I'd doer
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:19 pm
by agent420
2 tits...a hole... and a heartbeat...thats all some people need!
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:51 pm
by Grimm-.-
agent420 wrote:a hole...thats all some people need!
Edited.
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:29 pm
by CrimsonNuker
pics of this girl pl0x.
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:34 pm
by Stallowned
CrimsonNuker wrote:pics of this girl pl0x.
private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpgcan't really see sh1t though
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:35 pm
by Morgoth
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:36 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Blonde+Cup Size(??) ?
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:37 pm
by Stallowned
CrimsonNuker wrote:Blonde+Cup Size(??) ?
Not big.. not small either really I guess they're ok
she's really like the stereotypical dumbassed blonde who things she knows all the sh1t though
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:38 pm
by Fat_Smurf
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:39 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Stallowned wrote:CrimsonNuker wrote:Blonde+Cup Size(??) ?
Not big.. not small either really I guess they're ok
she's really like the stereotypical dumbassed blonde who things she knows all the sh1t though
Fat_Smurf wrote:mmm
i would hit it
+1
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:39 pm
by Stallowned
Fat_Smurf wrote:mmm
i would hit it
Your ass wants them aids n stdz?

Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:43 pm
by Fat_Smurf
I didnt said I would bang her Redneck's way, I would warp my tool.
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:44 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Fat_Smurf wrote:I didnt said I would bang her Redneck's way, I would warp my tool.
I didnt know you were
that kinky..


Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:44 pm
by Blurred
i would have her suck my penis

Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:48 pm
by Fat_Smurf
Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis

lol dude...
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:50 pm
by magisuns
*please insert a random anti-std statement*
There now I dont have to think of wun ^^
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:51 pm
by Megami
Fat_Smurf wrote:mmm
i would hit it
shitttttt i would too! lmao no homo?
k that was pretty homo but shes hot ;p
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:58 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Fat_Smurf wrote:Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis

lol dude...
d00d thats hardcore.
LOL MEGAMI.
thatshawt.
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:01 pm
by daemon225
Fat_Smurf wrote:Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis

lol dude...
lol....
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:02 pm
by Dark Shifty
Stallowned wrote:Fat_Smurf wrote:mmm
i would hit it
Your ass wants them aids n stdz?

you gotta just double wrap that shit, you'll be alright.
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:03 pm
by spyboy1o1
Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis

we can only wish buddy... only wish

Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:08 pm
by DopeX
Stallowned you've always made me laugh lol, wish you came back to sro

Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:21 am
by redneck
Fat_Smurf wrote:I didnt said I would bang her Redneck's way, I would warp my tool.
I have no clue what you're talking about//.
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:52 am
by XemnasXD
omg a moderately attractive female, i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina if you know what i'd mean hur hur hur
Seriously i think "i'd hit that" would suffice anymore detail of what would go on or what you'd do is a bit fail with anonymity backing you up....
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:52 am
by Stallowned
XemnasXD wrote:omg a moderately attractive female, i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina if you know what i'd mean hur hur hur
Seriously i think "i'd hit that" would suffice anymore detail of what would go on or what you'd do is a bit fail with anonymity backing you up....
What the got damn hell are you even takling about?
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:01 am
by XemnasXD
Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis

mostly this....i find it a bit crude and juvenile.
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:01 am
by Hitman144
i wud bang her

Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:03 am
by Silkroad
how much did it cost him?
Re: So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:03 am
by Megami
prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|