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Got this guy sits next to me in class. From day one woulda put money on it he was homo.
He wore some weird assed hat, got a fruity assed face, yellow assed dyed hair.
Eveyday he wears some damn tight assed clothes.
Even was like "that's bullsh1t" when the professor said something about gays.

Got this kinda hot slutty assed ch1ck that sits two seats from me (she wants to get the Pole, but I ain't touchin all them STDs)

Anyway today he came in class late as sh1t and she reachd into her backpack and gave him a watch. I'm all like wtf was that about? He didn't really say sh1t. Later in the class he's like you remember about that watch, I left it at her house. I was like wtf was you doing at her house. F4g was like "I banged her 8) " I was like your ass fck1n serious? He was like hell yeah son.

Biggest shock of my damned life.
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LOL!
I'd doer
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2 tits...a hole... and a heartbeat...thats all some people need!
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agent420 wrote:a hole...thats all some people need!


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pics of this girl pl0x.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though
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Blonde+Cup Size(??) ?
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Blonde+Cup Size(??) ?

Not big.. not small either really I guess they're ok
she's really like the stereotypical dumbassed blonde who things she knows all the sh1t though
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Stallowned wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though




mmm

i would hit it
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Stallowned wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:Blonde+Cup Size(??) ?

Not big.. not small either really I guess they're ok
she's really like the stereotypical dumbassed blonde who things she knows all the sh1t though
Fat_Smurf wrote:
Stallowned wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though




mmm

i would hit it


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Fat_Smurf wrote:
Stallowned wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though




mmm

i would hit it

Your ass wants them aids n stdz? :shock:
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I didnt said I would bang her Redneck's way, I would warp my tool.
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Fat_Smurf wrote:I didnt said I would bang her Redneck's way, I would warp my tool.



I didnt know you were that kinky.. :P

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i would have her suck my penis :banghead:
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Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis :banghead:



lol dude...
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*please insert a random anti-std statement*
There now I dont have to think of wun ^^

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Fat_Smurf wrote:
Stallowned wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though




mmm

i would hit it

shitttttt i would too! lmao no homo?
k that was pretty homo but shes hot ;p
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Fat_Smurf wrote:
Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis :banghead:



lol dude...



d00d thats hardcore.

LOL MEGAMI. thatshawt.
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Fat_Smurf wrote:
Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis :banghead:



lol dude...

lol....
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Stallowned wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:
Stallowned wrote:private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though




mmm

i would hit it

Your ass wants them aids n stdz? :shock:

you gotta just double wrap that shit, you'll be alright.
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Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis :banghead:

we can only wish buddy... only wish :(
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Stallowned you've always made me laugh lol, wish you came back to sro :D
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Fat_Smurf wrote:I didnt said I would bang her Redneck's way, I would warp my tool.


I have no clue what you're talking about//.
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omg a moderately attractive female, i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina if you know what i'd mean hur hur hur

Seriously i think "i'd hit that" would suffice anymore detail of what would go on or what you'd do is a bit fail with anonymity backing you up....
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XemnasXD wrote:omg a moderately attractive female, i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina if you know what i'd mean hur hur hur

Seriously i think "i'd hit that" would suffice anymore detail of what would go on or what you'd do is a bit fail with anonymity backing you up....

What the got damn hell are you even takling about?
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Blurred wrote:i would have her suck my penis :banghead:


mostly this....i find it a bit crude and juvenile.
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i wud bang her :)
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how much did it cost him?
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prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|
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