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I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

Fish

And rum.

uhh im clueless any hints?


edit: alcohol?

rum

Amelie wrote:rum

Close enough, it's alcohol.

Was listening to this song one day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df53LWQuezQ , and thought it would be a pretty good "who am I" candidate

tequila!

G.W. Bush (kinda xD)

-yes i know the awnser is allready posted

how the hell can rum make ppl happy?

Was more thinking about love but meh =/

i was thinking of some bitches >.>

[SW]XMoshe wrote:Was more thinking about love but meh =/

And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

lol personal experiences?

Yarrrr pass the rumm

Wish I had seen this thread sooner. Brad Paisley is the man.

~Mark~ wrote:how the hell can rum make ppl happy?

When im drunk i smile for no reason.

I would've said a Muse...

but anyways...

When I drink I like to make fun of people with an annoying voice, flash my ass to people, pop some pills, make more fun of people, then throw stuff at ugly people, have lunch, call people names they don't like...

So.. tectically I'm allways drunk if you look at it like that....

PB_and_J wrote:I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

boooooooooooooze!

I am from Mars
I like women, and in some cases, men
I help create babies

WHO AM I?

SaoKill wrote:I am from Mars
I like women, and in some cases, men
I help create babies

WHO AM I?

you are SaoKill

rumm matey

I knew what it was the third line down.

Why'd everyone say rum though? I thought alcohol would be a sufficient answer.

Alcohol! What do i win!?

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

Barotix wrote:Alcohol! What do i win!?

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

pfff i already stated it was rum, meaning it's alcohol....


now what do I win

Amelie wrote:

Barotix wrote:Alcohol! What do i win!?

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

Who/What am I?

pfff i already stated it was rum, meaning it's alcohol....


now what do I win

A date with me

Fat_Smurf wrote:

[SW]XMoshe wrote:Was more thinking about love but meh =/

And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

lol personal experiences?

TBH..I only read the first 5 lines hehe

<lose>
WHO WANTS A DATE WITH U

omg too easy Read the first two lines...and knew already lol

now i have that song stuck in my head

good song though

Puma60 wrote:omg too easy read the first two lines...and knew already lol

Of this post?:

PB_and_J wrote:Close enough, it's alcohol.

isn't rum still an alcohol?

like alcohol is the general term then rum is a branch of it? just like gins and beers?

EDIT: that was a good song.... can't keep it out if my mind...

nubs, its JEBUS.