Bored?
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:45 pm
- Park the car at a roadway, take your sunglasses on. Point at passing cars with a hair-dryer.
- Search yourself via change. Dont represent the voice.
- Maintain certainly that your email address is:
GoergeBush@whitehouse.com
or why not god@heaven.com
- Everytime somebody ask you to do something, ask if they want French fries to?
- Place your garbagebucket on your writing table with a note on that is written: INBOX.
- Develop a unnatural fear for staplers.
- Finnish all your sente sentence with: in accordance in prophecy.
- dontusespaceandbiglettersanddots
- Jump forward instead of walking.
- Sing along on the opera.
- Go to a poetry night and ask why the poem dont have rhymes.
- Hang a mosquito over your writing table and play CDs with junglesounds all day long.
- Call your friends a week earlier and say thay you cant come to the party because you gonna suffering from a stomach disorder that day.
- Tell your work-mates to use your gladiatorname like "Razor" instead of your normal
- When the money comes out from the cash dispenser scream: I WON! I WON! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!
- When you leaving the zoo run to parking slots and scream: Run for your life! They have escaped!
Well im bored thats why i translated this from swedish..
Some of them is maybe wrong translated because my english isnt the best. If someone swedish in here can translate it correctly. Heres the orginal
- Search yourself via change. Dont represent the voice.
- Maintain certainly that your email address is:
GoergeBush@whitehouse.com
or why not god@heaven.com
- Everytime somebody ask you to do something, ask if they want French fries to?
- Place your garbagebucket on your writing table with a note on that is written: INBOX.
- Develop a unnatural fear for staplers.
- Finnish all your sente sentence with: in accordance in prophecy.
- dontusespaceandbiglettersanddots
- Jump forward instead of walking.
- Sing along on the opera.
- Go to a poetry night and ask why the poem dont have rhymes.
- Hang a mosquito over your writing table and play CDs with junglesounds all day long.
- Call your friends a week earlier and say thay you cant come to the party because you gonna suffering from a stomach disorder that day.
- Tell your work-mates to use your gladiatorname like "Razor" instead of your normal
- When the money comes out from the cash dispenser scream: I WON! I WON! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!
- When you leaving the zoo run to parking slots and scream: Run for your life! They have escaped!
Well im bored thats why i translated this from swedish..
Some of them is maybe wrong translated because my english isnt the best. If someone swedish in here can translate it correctly. Heres the orginal
# Parkera bilen vid en vägkant, på med solglasögonen. Peka på förbipasserande bilar med en hårtork.
# Sök dig själv via växeln. Förställ INTE rösten.
# Hävda bestämt att din email adress är:
Kronprinsessan.Viktoria@slottet.se
Christer.Sjögren@vikingarna.se
eller varför inte gud@himlen.com
# Varje gång någon ber dig att göra något, fråga om de vill ha Pommes Frites till det?
# Ställ sophinken på skrivbordet med en lapp där det står: INKORG.
# Utveckla en onaturlig skräck för häftapparater.
# Avsluta alla dina meningar med: "I enlighet med profetian."
# användintemellanslagstorbokstavellerinterpunktionstecken
# Skutta fram med hoppsasteg istället för att gå.
# Sjung med på Operan.
# Gå på poesiafton och fråga varför dikten saknar rim.
# Häng myggnät runt ditt skrivbord och spela CD-skivor med djungelljud hela dagarna.
# En vecka i förväg talar du om för dina vänner att du inte kan komma på deras fest för att du kommer vara magsjuk.
# Be dina arbetskamrater tilltala dig med ditt Gladiatornamn, "Razor".
# När pengarna kommer ut ur bankomaten, skrik: "Jag vann! Jag vann! Tredje gången den här veckan!"
# När du lämnar djurparken, spring hela vägen till parkeringen skrikandes: "Spring för livet! De har rymt!"