Crazy assed dream

[Stallowned]

For some reason I was at my old elementary school and I was running away at full speed hoping not to get caught. Made it to the village and no one saw my ass. For some reason next thing I knwo I'm hiding in my elementary school teacher's closet in her house. I noticed one of my cats was in chill1ng in her closet too I was like wtf? Then I was like oh sh1t cuz I saw her coming into the rooma nd walking towards teh closet. She started looking for sh1t in the closet but didn't see my ass. Then I noticed a group fo like 10 huge assed guys entering the room and they all looked like they was in their 30s n sh1t so they wasn't some little high school assed punks.

They walked up to my teacher who had her back towards them still looking for sh1t in the closer. Sh1t was like they was about to rape that b1tch or something. I was like oh hell no s0n wtf am I gonna do. I started felling around the floor n sh1t for anything I could use as a weapon. I found a shotgun. I kicked open the closet and was like "ok everybody get the fck out of here before somie b1tches die." or some sh1t like that. They started backing off but two of them thought I didn't see them and they tried sneaking around to crack me in the back of the skull or some sh1t. I was like hell no son, and put their chests full of lead. By now I had some of the other guys running the fck away and some of them rushing towards my ass.
With my polish assed strength, I grabbed two of them by the shirt and rammed them headfirst into eachother. Both of their skulls caved in on the impact. Was fighting with two or three other guys after that. Sent one of them flying through the window and somehow there was like a 100ft drop so that b1tch was out. Knocked the other guys the fck out. I was like hell yeah son, in the middle of a room of mangled bodies. Who the fck runs sh1t now.

I forgot about the guys that had run away and I started walking my Pol1sh self out of there. I was in another room catchin my bref when I heard a faint noise coming from outside and then I see some guy bust right through the sliding glass window. Glass n sh1t shattering everywhere. Dumb assed punk really got fcked from the glass hes on the ground shaking n sh1t but then another guy comes running fromt he balcony and comes in through the hole the guy made.This guy one tough assed b1tch and I'm having a hard assed time mangling him. I manage to kick him back out onto the balcony and I notice there's a big ass knife on a table on the other side fo the room. I see the guy screaming and ripping his shirt like he's going into some berserk assed state of mind and he's about to just punch through the wall to crack my skull. I use this time to go grab the knife and run back and hide behind the wall next to the window. As soon as he rushes in I stab him in the back of the neck.He goes down but he isn't out yet. I take that sh1t back out and stab hium n the stomach like 5 times. Blood n sh1t splashing everywhere. Then I kick him in the head and say some sh1t like punk assed b1tch, then I get the fck out of there.

[Cereal_Killer]

You are a strange person. You post many strange things. Do you take drugs?

[Belgarath]

You didn't show that teacher your Polish good looks? Man, I'm disappointed.

[SaoKill]

WTF, why didn't you save the d4mn cat?

[Xyzzzy]

Sao, all you do is spam. Do you ever have anything to add to the conversation?

[Stallowned]

WTF, why didn't you save the d4mn cat?

Cuz nothign happened to him.

[SaoKill]

WTF, why didn't you save the d4mn cat?

Cuz nothign happened to him.

Yes, the teacher was in the same room as the cat was. Anything could've happened.

@XYXYXYXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY: You're the one spamming, telling me not to spam

[Blurred]

I cant believe i read all that O.O


U should write a book ill buy it lol