1 Joke. Far more [ADULT] than the other topic.
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:56 am
So this guy is feeling a little lonely, he recently split with his long term girlfriend and wants some female companionship. He drives to a seedy area of town and finds a brothel.
Having parked his car, he enters the brothel and approaches the reception. Seedy music is playing and there is a woman standing behind the counter, "May I help you?" she asks the man?
"Er, yeah, im looking for, er, a good time?"
"$50, up the stairs, third door on your right"
The man places his money on the counter and goes up the flight of stairs to his left. He reaches the landing and sees that there is a long corridor with many doors on either side. He spots the door the lady told him and walks toward it.
Upon passing the first door on his left, he hears whipping and moaning. "God, i hope im not gonna get whipped", he thinks to himself.
As he passes the first door on the right he hears laughter and playful sounds. "Sounds a little tame" he thinks.
Passing the second door on the right, he hears the unmistakable sound of drilling and screaming. He starts to wonder if he made a mistake coming here.
Just as he reaches the second on the left, a badly dressed man steps out, and gives a wink and two thumbs up to our dude. He immediately forgets the horrors of the previous room and enters the third door on the right.
Upon entering he sees a young blonde girl, lying on the bed suggestively wearing nothing but white lingerie.
"Hi" the man says
No reply
"Er, ok, should i just, er, get on with it?"
No reply
The man gets nekkid and climbs onto the girl. He dispenses with foreplay and gets straight down to business, it is what he was paying for afterall.
Hes about a coupla minutes in and shes still not made a noise, and suddenly she seems to start drooling, as something comes out of her mouth.
"You ok baby?"
No reply
"Aight, whatever" says the man, clearly enjoying himself now.
Then something starts to drip from her ear. The man gets up.
"What the hell, did you not shower this morning girl?"
No reply
"Aight, whatever, a quiet woman is a good woman"
The man gets back into doin the bad thang.
Then, after 5 minutes or so, stuff starts pouring out of her eyes nose and mouth. The guy freaks out.
"WHAT THE **** IS GOIN ON HERE GIRL?"
No Reply
"Aight, screw this, im gettin my money back"
The man runs out of the room, half naked, to reception, where the woman stands. "May i help you?" She asks once again.
The man tells her what happened and demands his money back.
"Oh, im so sorry sir, yes of course, here's your money back."
"Thank you, what was wrong with that girl?"
"One moment, ill just deal with it" the lady says.
She proceeds to pick up the phone and dials an internal number.
"Hello mary? yes. yes a problem with one of the girls. Yup, yeah thats right. West section, the dead one is full again"
When i was told it, it was a lot shorter. I just made it longer to prolong the final horrific punchline
Having parked his car, he enters the brothel and approaches the reception. Seedy music is playing and there is a woman standing behind the counter, "May I help you?" she asks the man?
"Er, yeah, im looking for, er, a good time?"
"$50, up the stairs, third door on your right"
The man places his money on the counter and goes up the flight of stairs to his left. He reaches the landing and sees that there is a long corridor with many doors on either side. He spots the door the lady told him and walks toward it.
Upon passing the first door on his left, he hears whipping and moaning. "God, i hope im not gonna get whipped", he thinks to himself.
As he passes the first door on the right he hears laughter and playful sounds. "Sounds a little tame" he thinks.
Passing the second door on the right, he hears the unmistakable sound of drilling and screaming. He starts to wonder if he made a mistake coming here.
Just as he reaches the second on the left, a badly dressed man steps out, and gives a wink and two thumbs up to our dude. He immediately forgets the horrors of the previous room and enters the third door on the right.
Upon entering he sees a young blonde girl, lying on the bed suggestively wearing nothing but white lingerie.
"Hi" the man says
No reply
"Er, ok, should i just, er, get on with it?"
No reply
The man gets nekkid and climbs onto the girl. He dispenses with foreplay and gets straight down to business, it is what he was paying for afterall.
Hes about a coupla minutes in and shes still not made a noise, and suddenly she seems to start drooling, as something comes out of her mouth.
"You ok baby?"
No reply
"Aight, whatever" says the man, clearly enjoying himself now.
Then something starts to drip from her ear. The man gets up.
"What the hell, did you not shower this morning girl?"
No reply
"Aight, whatever, a quiet woman is a good woman"
The man gets back into doin the bad thang.
Then, after 5 minutes or so, stuff starts pouring out of her eyes nose and mouth. The guy freaks out.
"WHAT THE **** IS GOIN ON HERE GIRL?"
No Reply
"Aight, screw this, im gettin my money back"
The man runs out of the room, half naked, to reception, where the woman stands. "May i help you?" She asks once again.
The man tells her what happened and demands his money back.
"Oh, im so sorry sir, yes of course, here's your money back."
"Thank you, what was wrong with that girl?"
"One moment, ill just deal with it" the lady says.
She proceeds to pick up the phone and dials an internal number.
"Hello mary? yes. yes a problem with one of the girls. Yup, yeah thats right. West section, the dead one is full again"
When i was told it, it was a lot shorter. I just made it longer to prolong the final horrific punchline
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