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What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:44 pm
by pentuim3HS
not my idea soda started it so here it goes
StealMySoda wrote:
What am I?
-You stick your finger in me
-If your wearing me, it won't hurt when you push it in
-I protect you from getting poked.
What am I?
You need rest after you've had a long one.
I come every night at midnight
You have to ask your boss for permission to get me off.
Answer these or post your own "What Am I" riddles
All thanks go to soda - i just posted it for him basicly
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:51 pm
by Reise
Thimble and a day at work?
Are we supposed to answer these or something?
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:58 pm
by Aiyas
pentuim3HS wrote:not my idea soda started it so here it goes
StealMySoda wrote:
What am I?
-You stick your finger in me
-If your wearing me, it won't hurt when you push it in
-I protect you from getting poked.
What am I?
You need rest after you've had a long one.
I come every night at midnight
You have to ask your boss for permission to get me off.
Answer these or post your own "What Am I" riddles
All thanks go to soda - i just posted it for him basicly
Second one is: a day.
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:02 am
by StealMySoda
Guess I should write out some more
You can use me to arouse yourself
After you turn me on, you go to bed
When you fondle me in the morning, it turns me off
What am I?
If you turn me on, I'll blow you
You can feel me blowing on your head.
If I'm poorly hung, I'll go down on you.
What am I?
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:03 am
by Rainigul
The best ones of these are the dirty ones, but which aren't REALLY dirty, see if you can figure these out:
We're getting wet.
The woman opens it up.
The man lifts it.
What am I?
It's very wet, and surrounded by hair.
What is it?
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:08 am
by Aiyas
StealMySoda wrote:Guess I should write out some more
You can use me to arouse yourself
After you turn me on, you go to bed
When you fondle me in the morning, it turns me off
What am I?
ROFL
An alarm clock
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:24 am
by salmissra
StealMySoda wrote:Guess I should write out some more
You can use me to arouse yourself
After you turn me on, you go to bed
When you fondle me in the morning, it turns me off
What am I?
If you turn me on, I'll blow you
You can feel me blowing on your head.
If I'm poorly hung, I'll go down on you.
What am I?
first one: alarm clock......second one: a ceiling fan?not sure what is urs rainigul....a shirt lol?
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:26 am
by CrimsonNuker
salmissra wrote:StealMySoda wrote:Guess I should write out some more
You can use me to arouse yourself
After you turn me on, you go to bed
When you fondle me in the morning, it turns me off
What am I?
If you turn me on, I'll blow you
You can feel me blowing on your head.
If I'm poorly hung, I'll go down on you.
What am I?
first one: alarm clock......second one: a ceiling fan?not sure what is urs rainigul....a shirt lol?
The first one is a woman?
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:29 am
by Reise
Hah yeah that sounds about right Crim.
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:54 am
by salmissra
i thought that was the answer too but it seemed to easy >.>. so what is it soda?
Re: What Am I ( For StealMySoda )
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:41 am
by StealMySoda
salmissra wrote:i thought that was the answer too but it seemed to easy >.>. so what is it soda?
You were correct on both
