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The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:17 pm
by Millenium
So after the last rant about stalking I decided to write something a bit cheerful.
Guys, you guys suck
Here goes!
Girl: Will you love me only and forever?
Guy: Of course (not)
Girl: What will you do if I disappear from the Earth one day?
Guy: I'll cry (out of happyiness)
Girl: Don't you think you're enjoying life much more after you met me?
Guy: Of course, its because of you (made me realize life with you is hell)
Girl: Don't you think I'm the most amazing woman on Earth?
Guy: Of course (you're the worst)
Girl: Honey, am I your first love?
Guy: Yeah you are (my 6th girlfriend this year)
Girl: Promise you're not lying?
Guy: I promise (I'll only lie)
Girl: If I get older will you love me like you love me now?
Guy: I'll never think you're old (you were never young to beging with)
Girl: Am I prettier or Leah Dizon is prettier?
Guy: Of course you are (nothing compared to her)
Girl: Ohhh, I think I gained weight. What do you think?
Guy: Don't worry You're still skinny (like bones, I want some fat)
Girl: What would you do if there's a guy who's madly after me?
Guy: *Changes expression* Who? Who?! (I'll make you look pretty and send it to him and let him do whatever he wants with you)
Girl: Awwww I'm only kidding
Guy: *Looks down in silence*
Girl: Oh come on, don't be mad, I was just joking
Guy: Yeah I am (why isn't it happening for real??)
Girl: If we're ever on a cruise will you hold me on the ferry like Jack and Rose?
Guy: Of course I will (kick you off from the ferry)
Girl: If there's a next life will you still choose me?
Guy: You're the only one (who will avoid as soon as I spot)
Girl: Do you ever regret being with me?
Guy: Never (a night without crying for the poor old me)
Girl: Have you ever met a girl who's better than me after we started dating?
Guy: How is that possible? (You slap me everytime I even glance at a girl)
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:40 pm
by heroo
hehehehe
funny
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:50 pm
by Doron
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:13 pm
by Millenium
Lots ^^ They're like the best compliments. Music to my ears.
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:36 pm
by Doron
Millenium wrote:Lots ^^ They're like the best compliments. Music to my ears.
hmmm....
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Make a song!
I don't mean it, you know I don't.!
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:38 pm
by bakafish
Nice one.
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:55 pm
by SaoKill
!
Sexistr!
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:59 pm
by Key-J
<--- Heart Broken
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:09 pm
by Snudge
-.-;
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:34 pm
by Casey613
Sorry Milly but those aren't even funny. That's just bashing on men, whoever wrote that got dumped probably, all those could be used against woman as we so it's kind of a personal attack.
It's like saying "women are like amoebas in coma" and expect people to laugh >.>
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:35 pm
by SaoKill
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Jk.
That's just cruel
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:43 pm
by theblindarcher
OMG YOU GAVE THE A HEART ATTACK
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:12 pm
by fena
Casey613 wrote:Sorry Milly but those aren't even funny. That's just bashing on men, whoever wrote that got dumped probably, all those could be used against woman as we so it's kind of a personal attack.
It's like saying "women are like amoebas in coma" and expect people to laugh >.>
Awh, come on, Casey. It's just a joke. I found it pretty funny. It's a bit exaggerated (like its supposed to be), but we all know that's how we feel from time to time.
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:17 pm
by satman83
you sexist bitch..lol jk
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:57 pm
by CrimsonNuker
FFS THE GOVERNMENT HAS SPILLED OUR BEANS ONCE AGAIN!!
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:09 pm
by Pan_Raider(`_´)
This would never ever fit on to every guys conception.
This definitely fits to a long and boring marriage, i couldn't imagine most singles being like that.
The opposite of this sexist stuff would be the golddigger
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:34 pm
by Morgoth
lol
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:42 pm
by San
this made my laugh, take lightly guys, its a joke =/
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:18 pm
by Sharp324
So sexist...
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:22 pm
by Hostage
Pfft, that's the last time I stalk you -.-.
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:26 pm
by [SD]Twysta
BITCH !!
funny
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:30 pm
by darkmaster21
lol
>.>
<.<
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:05 am
by Millenium
Casey613 wrote:Sorry Milly but those aren't even funny. That's just bashing on men, whoever wrote that got dumped probably, all those could be used against woman as we so it's kind of a personal attack.
It's like saying "women are like amoebas in coma" and expect people to laugh >.>
No I'm not bashing any man ^^ It just shows how man never say the other half although they really think in their heads. Its kind of cute though. It really suggest us womans NEVER to trust a man's cute words cuz there's always a hidden something. Like this:
Casey163: Yeah Milly's a good mod ^^ (my ass, I can do a better job for sure!!)
Cheer up ^^
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:28 am
by Casey613
I like to believe women are as strong as men are, not only physically (in some cases) but in other aspects of life as well. I'm not a chauvinist pig like most men and I give women the credit they deserve but players and plain jerks give us guys a bad reputation, same with easy girls and complete, sadistic, cynical b*tches give women bad reputation too.
Maybe I'd do better as a mod, maybe I wouldn't, but that would not be because of my gender but because of who I am.
=P
Same as written in the pm I sent you back, thought I'd post it here as well.
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:58 am
by Simplifique
Casey613 wrote:I like to believe women are as strong as men are, not only physically (in some cases) but in other aspects of life as well. I'm not a chauvinist pig like most men and I give women the credit they deserve but players and plain jerks give us guys a bad reputation, same with easy girls and complete, sadistic, cynical b*tches give women bad reputation too.
Maybe I'd do better as a mod, maybe I wouldn't, but that would not be because of my gender but because of who I am.
Well said.
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:09 am
by Grimm-.-
Lmao....some people need to lighten up here.
I thought it was hilarious.
Good job
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:29 am
by Millenium
Casey613 wrote:I like to believe women are as strong as men are, not only physically (in some cases) but in other aspects of life as well. I'm not a chauvinist pig like most men and I give women the credit they deserve but players and plain jerks give us guys a bad reputation, same with easy girls and complete, sadistic, cynical b*tches give women bad reputation too.
Maybe I'd do better as a mod, maybe I wouldn't, but that would not be because of my gender but because of who I am.
=P
Same as written in the pm I sent you back, thought I'd post it here as well.
You're right there are opposite kind of people in each gender and often one group gives the other group bad reputation. The thing is, ALL guys will at some point tell girls stuff that they don't completely believe in, at some point, just to please the girl. It was just a little parody of that <3 And do apply for mod positions in the future. We always selcome people who knows they can do a good job.
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:55 am
by Doron
Ok, Casey, Chillax...
Even though Milly brought it a bit bitchy, it's still funny.
I understand your point, and it's fine, but really, it was just meant as a joke.
Milly, yu're a funny bitch.
You made promotion in my list for causing such a big thing for only a joke.
I like that.
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:20 am
by AngelMare
heh .. cool
.. made up my day
its just a joke though dont take it so personally people >.<
Re: The "Other Half" Guys Never Dare to Say
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:22 am
by Krypt1c
Millenium wrote:Casey613 wrote:Sorry Milly but those aren't even funny. That's just bashing on men, whoever wrote that got dumped probably, all those could be used against woman as we so it's kind of a personal attack.
It's like saying "women are like amoebas in coma" and expect people to laugh >.>
No I'm not bashing any man ^^ It just shows how man never say the other half although they really think in their heads. Its kind of cute though. It really suggest us womans NEVER to trust a man's cute words cuz there's always a hidden something. Like this:
Casey163: Yeah Milly's a good mod ^^ (my ass, I can do a better job for sure!!)
Cheer up ^^
i think someone here needs a parthner
