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What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:14 pm
by Barotix
http://www.xenu.net/ Lulz reading now; i hear instead of god/God/gods/goddess they have Aliens XD
Lets discuss the Humor and irony in this 'religion' XD
In A Nutshell:
The Church of Scientology is a vicious and dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion. Its purpose is to make money. It practices a variety of mind-control techniques on people lured into its midst to gain control over their money and their lives. Its aim is to take from them every penny that they have and can ever borrow and to also enslave them to further its wicked ends.
It was started in the 1950s by a science fiction writer named L. Ron Hubbard in fulfilment to his declared aim to start a religion to make money. It is an offshoot to a method of psychotherapy he concocted from various sources which he named "Dianetics". Dianetics is a form of regression therapy. It was then further expanded to appear more like a religion in order to enjoy tax benefits. He called it "Scientology".
Scientology is a confused concoction of crackpot, dangerously applied psychotherapy, oversimplified, idiotic and inapplicable rules and ideas and science-fiction drivel that is presented to its members (at the "advanced" levels) as profound spiritual truth.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:17 pm
by Simplifique
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:19 pm
by Barotix
Xenu was supposed to have gathered up all the overpopulation in this sector of the galaxy, brought them to Earth and then exterminated them using hydrogen bombs. The souls of these murdered people are then supposed to infest the body of everyone. They are called "body thetans". On the advanced levels of Scientology a person "audits out" these body thetans telepathically by getting them to re-experience their being exterminated by hydrogen bombs. So people on these levels assume all their bad thoughts and faulty memories are due to these body thetans infesting every part of their body and influencing them mentally. Many Scientologists go raving mad at this point if they have not done so already.
OMG lol
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:22 pm
by crazy_foo
sciencrap hmm idk lool
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:04 pm
by Morgoth
i heard that L. Ron Hubbard himself claimed Scientology to have been fake before he did
not sure though
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:49 pm
by FireJammerXR
Morgoth wrote:i heard that L. Ron Hubbard himself claimed Scientology to have been fake before he did
not sure though
Actually all he did was write a fiction novel. He never claimed it to be truth, but some people thought it would be fun to make a religion out of it. go read Dianetics
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:51 pm
by Reise
It's basically the equivalent of making a cult based on the Matrix.
Stupid, but just clever enough to get idiots to participate.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:51 am
by Nuklear
I get a good laugh out of it but it's not much dumber than other religions.
Religion isn't harmful ---> Scientology.
But ya, they're fucking crazy.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:03 am
by CrimsonNuker
Bhuddist ftw.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:57 am
by the_wicked
Scientology = craziest fu.ckers ever.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:41 am
by Dystopia
Scientology is a cult.
One big scam.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:48 am
by Sharp324
Reise wrote:It's basically the equivalent of making a cult based on the Matrix.
Stupid, but just clever enough to get idiots to participate.
Wish i thought of it, get some money off idiots.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:49 am
by Dystopia
I just really dont get how they're getting away with all this...
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:03 am
by Nuklear
Human nature. People are gullible, dreamers, and want answers to the big questions. Scientology offers that and unfortunately those people are most likely lonely and without someone to lean on, or at a crossroads. Scientology really is despicable.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:19 am
by Morgoth
i hear that you need to pay a ton of money in order to be a scientologist
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:40 am
by Nuklear
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:34 pm
by AngelEyes
Here's a quick interpertation of Scientology, of course this guy REALLY doesn't like them, so it's kind of funny.
http://listverse.com/religion/top-10-ev ... ientology/and here are the different levels.
http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/top- ... ientology/
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:17 pm
by Nuklear
Links don't work slyck.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:33 pm
by Ryoko
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:08 pm
by AngelEyes
Hmmmm, links worked fine for me through the forum
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:43 pm
by l05tfr33k7
eh i dont know if u guys saw already, but the tom cruise interview should every thing about the "cult" clear
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:56 pm
by Draquish
Reise wrote:It's basically the equivalent of making a cult based on the Matrix.
Stupid, but just clever enough to get idiots to participate.
*brings back memories*
viewtopic.php?p=739270#p739270Read from my post...down.
Re: What is Scientology!!11
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:58 pm
by Draquish
Reise wrote:It's basically the equivalent of making a cult based on the Matrix.
Stupid, but just clever enough to get idiots to participate.
*brings back memories*
viewtopic.php?p=739270#p739270Read from my post...down.
IMO, people will believe in anything as long as it fills the void within themselves.
