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http://www.xenu.net/ Lulz reading now; i hear instead of god/God/gods/goddess they have Aliens XD

Lets discuss the Humor and irony in this 'religion' XD

In A Nutshell:

The Church of Scientology is a vicious and dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion. Its purpose is to make money. It practices a variety of mind-control techniques on people lured into its midst to gain control over their money and their lives. Its aim is to take from them every penny that they have and can ever borrow and to also enslave them to further its wicked ends.
It was started in the 1950s by a science fiction writer named L. Ron Hubbard in fulfilment to his declared aim to start a religion to make money. It is an offshoot to a method of psychotherapy he concocted from various sources which he named "Dianetics". Dianetics is a form of regression therapy. It was then further expanded to appear more like a religion in order to enjoy tax benefits. He called it "Scientology".

Scientology is a confused concoction of crackpot, dangerously applied psychotherapy, oversimplified, idiotic and inapplicable rules and ideas and science-fiction drivel that is presented to its members (at the "advanced" levels) as profound spiritual truth.

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Should watch this vid if you havent:
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Xenu was supposed to have gathered up all the overpopulation in this sector of the galaxy, brought them to Earth and then exterminated them using hydrogen bombs. The souls of these murdered people are then supposed to infest the body of everyone. They are called "body thetans". On the advanced levels of Scientology a person "audits out" these body thetans telepathically by getting them to re-experience their being exterminated by hydrogen bombs. So people on these levels assume all their bad thoughts and faulty memories are due to these body thetans infesting every part of their body and influencing them mentally. Many Scientologists go raving mad at this point if they have not done so already.


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sciencrap hmm idk lool :banghead:

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i heard that L. Ron Hubbard himself claimed Scientology to have been fake before he did :?

not sure though
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Morgoth wrote:i heard that L. Ron Hubbard himself claimed Scientology to have been fake before he did :?

not sure though


Actually all he did was write a fiction novel. He never claimed it to be truth, but some people thought it would be fun to make a religion out of it. go read Dianetics
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It's basically the equivalent of making a cult based on the Matrix.

Stupid, but just clever enough to get idiots to participate.
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I get a good laugh out of it but it's not much dumber than other religions.
Religion isn't harmful ---> Scientology.

But ya, they're fucking crazy.
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Bhuddist ftw.
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Scientology = craziest fu.ckers ever.
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Scientology is a cult.

One big scam.
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Reise wrote:It's basically the equivalent of making a cult based on the Matrix.

Stupid, but just clever enough to get idiots to participate.


Wish i thought of it, get some money off idiots.
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I just really dont get how they're getting away with all this...
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Human nature. People are gullible, dreamers, and want answers to the big questions. Scientology offers that and unfortunately those people are most likely lonely and without someone to lean on, or at a crossroads. Scientology really is despicable.
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i hear that you need to pay a ton of money in order to be a scientologist
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Here's a quick interpertation of Scientology, of course this guy REALLY doesn't like them, so it's kind of funny.

http://listverse.com/religion/top-10-ev ... ientology/

and here are the different levels.

http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/top- ... ientology/
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Links don't work slyck.
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Hmmmm, links worked fine for me through the forum
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eh i dont know if u guys saw already, but the tom cruise interview should every thing about the "cult" clear :roll:

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Reise wrote:It's basically the equivalent of making a cult based on the Matrix.

Stupid, but just clever enough to get idiots to participate.




*brings back memories*

viewtopic.php?p=739270#p739270

Read from my post...down. :)

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Reise wrote:It's basically the equivalent of making a cult based on the Matrix.

Stupid, but just clever enough to get idiots to participate.



*brings back memories*

viewtopic.php?p=739270#p739270

Read from my post...down. :) IMO, people will believe in anything as long as it fills the void within themselves. :roll:

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