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talk about STDs, penis size, your dads size with you?
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Eh...no...thank god!
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most awkward 30minutes in my life.
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Lol I bet....was it today?
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5 minutes ago, really I didn't think she'd say anything about it seeing as she never did before in all those years.
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Yeah, Mom's can suprise you
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Tasdik wrote:Yeah, Mom's can suprise you

Ya, my dad's size??!? sex addiction? How old she was when she got her period.
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yeah, i had that talk from my mom when i was in 7th grade, cant remember much about it :P
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She actually told you your dads size? :?
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7th grade maybe, but my age?

Yeah she described it in detail, I wondered if she does it as a prank to torment me and scar me for life.
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Lol proably
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Sometimes when I tell my mum I'm going to a party she "remindsme" to use a condom cus I might get a STD if I don't and I'm like....-_-'
but apart from that she don't say any of the other stuff.
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wow dude.. talk about awkward
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Wow... Do I feel sorry for you. Don't know if I'd be able to sit through a convo like that with my mum.... *shiver*

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Thats messed up >____>
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Posei wrote:on an unrelated note.. Is your avy/sig Alizée?

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XuChu wrote:
Posei wrote:on an unrelated note.. Is your avy/sig Alizée?

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Oh good god. That's awful.
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thank god my parents were smart enough not to do that with me >.< i guess they knew that i knew pretty much everything already :wink:
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i think i would've thrown up a bit if my mom ever did that....
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Posei wrote:
XuChu wrote:
Posei wrote:on an unrelated note.. Is your avy/sig Alizée?

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+1 :D
anyway i've got my sextalks.. but never about my fathers size >.>
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No!!

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so? who's bigger?



lol im lucky, we never got a discussion about this crap at home.

sometime I even doubt my parents even farked with each others lol... anyone know when was the first babytube?
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Posei wrote:Wow... Do I feel sorry for you. Don't know if I'd be able to sit through a convo like that with my mum.... *shiver*

on an unrelated note.. Is your avy/sig Alizée?


Lol...that isnt too hard, just walk away.

I dont think my mum will do that lol O_o
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1. She's pround about your dad's penis, and want to tell about him to everyone
2. Shes not really happy with your dad's penis

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I feel sorry for you O_o that must have been REALLY awkward ! Couldnt you just told her yu dont wanna talk :banghead: lmao that what i would have done, but iv never gotten the "sex talk" :P
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Well I am glad that I haven't had that kind of talk with my Mum.
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Posei, that gif is hypnotic xD

Never really had a sex talk..
Maby got mentioned that you should use a condom, although we did get sexual education in 7th grade.
Not that you learned much.. It's basic knowledge/common sense really >.>
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