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What would you do in a zombie invasion?

-Run to the nearest gun shop, load up on fuel, fill my tank, drive while shooting zombies, run over zombies, run over hated people, laugh at them.

-Build a fort + electric fence.

-Launch golf balls (target practice anyone? ).

-Gas the place and get the zombies high.

-Pour glue all over the floor, put on some daft punk, watch em dance.

-grenadefest

-Zombie orgy anyone?

-I have bars on my windows to prevent robberies. So, I'd sit in my house safe as a zombie tries to bite his way through my window lol.

-Carry a crowbar. Half-Life for the win?

-If all goes wrong, act like a zombie covered in zombie stench.

hit the good old gun shop and punch the heck out of some1 for a car then look for the hottest 2 chicks around and get the hell away from any city after that 3 way happy ever after

waking up and stop playing zombie videogames? :S

Try to get rid of them first. I heard salt works wonders.

If that fails, hide until a) Superman comes to my rescue, b) They're gone or c) I run out of food.

Might pretend to be one of them and flee to a safe non zombie zone.

Run to the weapon gun store,load the **** up,Steal a big Farking ass rigg,smash some zombies,head for the nearest Army base and do some seriously loading up,then steal a M1-Abrahams and really,really trash some zombies,then get some food and fuel and search for a nice female hot piece of female un-infected survivor Ass and take a trip into no man's land. Then screw and screw and screw some more. Then get her booty in the tank and head back to the army base and crush some more zombies. (While still tapping some serious ass )

Then hide in the underground bunker where there's a tennis court,movie theatre,shopping mall,fresh cleaned air,a special game room and casino and bar.

Then i would build a bomb with my female companion,(who still has a hot ass ) which will kill all the zombies and destroys their zombie DNA, after that we would live underground some more,obviously with some more screwing.

Then in about 22 years me and my hot ass girlfriend emerge to find out we have not aged a bit and are immortal and hyper intelligent and ecstatic due to all the screwing.

Now we run around the world naked,happy,and everything within reach because the world is literally ours.

Invite them over for a BBQ. It's the neighborly thing to do. ^^....Then blast there head off.

HAHAHA me and my friends always talk about stuff like this.
Me personally would prolly go raid a few shops take a few xbox 360s and other cool stuff then go 2 a gun store or Army Base.
I would then start blowing the heads off these things we would prolly drive around in a car picking up survivors preferably chicks and start taking out as much undead scum out as possible.

wheres the option to sit around and watch other ppl get screwed by em safely on top of a water tank

I'd Join the Zombies. Everyone knows their going to win

I have no idea what I would do because it wouldnt happen anyway O_o

Form zomcon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGx_X3y4Gec

:d

Even though I'd probably be one of the first to join the legions of dead (since my house is behind a cemetery).

Drive, dont care where but they can't get you while you're driving. Just dont run out of fuel.

I think the 28 days/weeks later scenario is more likely than classical zombie slug action, so they'd probably catch you even if you're driving a car + they never get tired so ye..

Oh my dream is - zombies invading, and i have this toy:


And ofcourse bullets, tons of them in my basement. My house will be stronghold, and let those zombies to my yard. W00t that will be so fun to play with that minigun

Foku wrote:Or simply hide behind Stallowned!

Yeah, i was about to post pic of Rambo.

- Get to a place with guns
- Go with my GF
- Have sex ( A must)
- Talk for next 30 minutes
- Shoot zomebies when they break through the wall
- Kiss GF for last time



Last but not lease KILLING SPREE

Oh I cannot wait for that day to come. Really, I can't.

In a perfect world I'd be as rough 'n' tough as Alice is in the Resident Evil movies, but I'm not so we'll be all...realistic. <rolls eyes> I might include what I'd do if I had her powers anyways.

Assuming you wake up one morning and find out people are turning into zombies all over the world because of some nifty virus that the government unleashes because that's just what they do...

- Check the family. If any of them are zombies, I'd incapacitate them somehow, lock them up in the basement and/or garage while I got all my shit gathered up and ready to go.
-- Make sure to pack good running shoes, a couple pairs. Plenty of socks too. Heavy clothes, anything that'll prevent teeth and nails from sinking into my delicate flesh. That'd be a bummer for sure. Dad has a few hunting rifles and ammo, those would be a must.

- Get all my shit into my car. And family members if they are indeed not going to rip my throat out for breakfast. Get the few gas tanks in the garage, too. Put them in the trunk and drive to the nearest gas station. Fill my car and the tanks up and head East.
-- I'd probably have to get food too, huh? Canned goods galore then. Just grab whatever I can in the house/gas station. I can't really say any specifics because after awhile you'll get so hungry you'll eat anything. I'd rather eat Pork and Beans than whoever is traveling with me.

- Head East!!! This is a must in my plan. I'll be heading for Sui, because I will definitely need his uber ~!~sniping skillz~!~ in the future. I can shoot, but I can't shoot that well. And I think he's the only person I know, that isn't dumb enough to be a zombie by the time I get there. That is another must in my plan.
-- Once I reached my destination...well...y'know. Kill zombies? I mean that's pretty much a given. I'll learn KungFu and Sui will teach me the way of the gun, lulz. In a day, yes. In the span of a single day I will be Alice incarnate. Plus, what better time to travel? Traffic won't really be an issue anymore, and road trips are always fun.

- That's about it. That turned into a way way long post.
TL;DR

Tsk tsk. viewtopic.php?f=12&t=44848&hilit=+zombie

You all mention GF and sex but really...are those the 2 most important things for you people??

i would take the 1st plane to america(U.S.A)Code: Select all
or,call John Rambo...since he can fight an army himself i think he can take some zombies:D

redneck wrote:You all mention GF and sex but really...are those the 2 most important things for you people??

Guess so.

BrokenSaint wrote:Zombie orgy anyone?

Im protected by George Bush's Zombie Emergency Fund. I dont have to worry.

Email Joymax to bann them

nice vid XCaosX

i would probably go off to Hawaii and hope the infection doesnt spread that way and just live in paradise for the rest of my life

plan b i would call in Chuck Norris

OT: I'd probably get a ton of ammunition for my Mauser, pack on some warm clothes, fill a backpack with food and stuff and live out in the woods. Any zombies that wander that far out will be easy pickings for an 8mm steel jacketed lead ball of hate flying at 2000 feet per second.

Grimjaw wrote:Run to the weapon gun store,load the **** up,Steal a big Farking ass rigg,smash some zombies,head for the nearest Army base and do some seriously loading up,then steal a M1-Abrahams and really,really trash some zombies,then get some food and fuel and search for a nice female hot piece of female un-infected survivor Ass and take a trip into no man's land. Then screw and screw and screw some more. Then get her booty in the tank and head back to the army base and crush some more zombies. (While still tapping some serious ass )

Then hide in the underground bunker where there's a tennis court,movie theatre,shopping mall,fresh cleaned air,a special game room and casino and bar.

Then i would build a bomb with my female companion,(who still has a hot ass ) which will kill all the zombies and destroys their zombie DNA, after that we would live underground some more,obviously with some more screwing.

Then in about 22 years me and my hot ass girlfriend emerge to find out we have not aged a bit and are immortal and hyper intelligent and ecstatic due to all the screwing.

Now we run around the world naked,happy,and everything within reach because the world is literally ours.

and that about sums it up for me, thx for reading my mind bro.

Ahhhhh ahhhh ahhhh they're eating my flesh!!!!!!!!!
Noooooo not the face, ahhhh uggghhh *dies*.