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Lol. Today was just thge funniest ending to a day.

It was in reading class ( Reading In The Time Of The Butterflies When i come across a word i don't know. I ask the teacher and she says and i quote

" It means like when there something in your throat and you can't get it out like a dicc.... cough. She was about to say dic* Everyone looked and was like . Just a funny as ending to the day xD.


This ever happen to you or something similar?

o.O lol that's hilarious. i would start laughing if i was there. and no...nutting particularly funny ever happened.

lol whoa.

Is your teacher hot?

Reise wrote:Is your teacher hot?

7.5/10
Chinese
Shes about 25-28

Yeah i consider her hot. I bet you everyone thought she was even hotter after that xD.

lol our female teachers couldn't get dicccccc *cough* even if they paid for it

In the time of the Butterflies is a good story. Specially if you're from Dominican descent. I've been told the stories by the history teachers of my homeland, and some family, but I've never gotten around to reading the book. Have fun.

lol

My Humanities teacher is pretty farked up. She says the weirdest things alot of the times. We were reading Jonathan Swift's, "A Modest Proposal", if you have any idea what that is. And she made some crack about how great it was because the world could do without homeless people and poor people.
She honestly scares me sometimes.

I had a hot asian teacher (think she was chinese) in gr 12 calc. Nobody took the class seriously, so the average ended up like a 60, and trust me, the class wasn't that hard, just nobody did hw. I got my lowest mark in HS in that class.

Anyway, she came to the prom with a really nice dress and all the girls were bitching that she's prettier than them. Made me wonder what they were thinking...it's not like their dates would be stolen...or they would be out shined...bitchy girls.

If we are talking about slip of the tongue in school, I had a particularly memorable one in Philosophy. The teacher was talking about some situation in a book, and all of a sudden the guy behind me says in a loud voice..."OH! (like a light just turned on in his head) The masturbation complex!". EVERYONE turns around (he was sitting at the back of the class) and stares at him intensely. He looks around and realizes what he just said, and quickly corrects himself: "I mean the materialization concept!"

Everyone bursts in laughter, and he was forever known as the guy that had a Freudian slip in philosophy class. (FYI: Freudian slip refers to a slip of the tongue. According to Freud, such slips are not accidental and actually reflect the subconscious thoughts).

Did you ask her if she's from a New Zealand teacher?
Sounds like something most our local teachers do.

Personally I think if teachers are stupid to that degree, kids shouldn't need to go to school. My 2nd form (yr 2 intermediate, year teacher was a total retard. Remember specifically when she was teaching Social Studies (Humanities) and got to Marxism, and this kid asked what it was and she said its when no one is allowed to have any stuff.

Pics of teacher..

When we had sex education at school someone asked "can you get pregnant from anal sex?" to which the teacher replied "Not in my exper*.." he cut his sentence short at that point and made us promise that nothing said in the lesson left the room, like we kept that promise

(*experince,for those who can't work it out lol)

My dads a teacher, he teaches me, he comes out with sexual stuff like this all the time. Everyone loves it. I hate it.

StealMySoda wrote:My dads a teacher, he teaches me, he comes out with sexual stuff like this all the time. Everyone loves it. I hate it.

Lol i feel bad for you...examples plz?

O.O Wow I bet she's hott if she said that

My Teacher:

8/10
25, turning 26 this year
Italian /w mix of something else
B/C Cup
apple bottom bumboclot.

Can't believe people are rating their teachers in ways other than their ability to teach.

XuChu wrote:Can't believe people are rating their teachers in ways other than their ability to teach.

Hot teachers are scarce

CrimsonNuker wrote:

XuChu wrote:Can't believe people are rating their teachers in ways other than their ability to teach.

Hot teachers are scarce

Ha reminds me i saw one of me history teachers bend over and she had a thong . I think i got a bone*

Squirt wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

XuChu wrote:Can't believe people are rating their teachers in ways other than their ability to teach.

Hot teachers are scarce

Ha reminds me i saw one of me history teachers bend over and she had a thong . I think i got a bone*

same thing happend to me, dude what school are you from .. o.o

....Lol, she probably had a date after school

i had a slutty teacher in econ when i was in 10th grade.

was easy to get good grades in that class

lol thats just freaking funny. I got some stories about my school.

1. You guys ever heard about that story where in Bio they are talking about sperm, and the professor says that sperm actually has sugars in it, then one of the girls says "but then why doesn't it taste sweet?" or they take swab samples of peoples cheeks and put it up under the microscope to see cheek cells and there is sperm there?
-Well that actually did happen in my school, in my Bio class. We were taking cheek samples, and like. Under the microscope of one of the girl's cheek samples, the teacher pointed out sperm! Hahaha

2. Speaking of biology, about 2 years back, we had got a new liquid analyzer and display microscope. So, we were doing an experiment, pretty much like a test for the new equipment. It was working well, could analyze samples of sea water, tap water, fresh water, HCL, NaOH, ext... then we started using Vinegar, Juices, Coke, Sprite and stuff. When one of the students came back, holding a beaker of a liquid, pored it in, and then just like everything else, it displayed the context of the liquid. Salts, H20..ext. So the teacher was like, did you just? N him, with a cheesy smile was like YUP! ! lol.. anyone care to guess what he used? *spoiler*piss*spoiler*

3. Our old old history teacher, was gay. However, he was an in school closet kind of gay. Yet, one day out in the mall, we saw him, with his partner. He was wearing a normal shirt, but he was wearing like biker short shorts. n this was a large guy. So we were like scared, for life. Anyway, later on. We found out, that his partner, was our Indonesian teacher at the time. So that was like double shock. Anyway, they decided to run away together (yes "that") and like on his last day, we had him for History. Well, he decided to make it fun, and he was really acting like.. frilly "gay" i must admit it was a fun lesson.

4. Last years spring break, we all went out to Bali to have some fun. Well, there is this nightclub called "Bounty" and its like one of the most popular ones. Anyway, they have cages and elevated platforms and all that stuff. Well, when we were there, we saw some blonde chicks on stage, and they were entering a wet t-shirt contest. Now, normally a lot of Aussies come to Bali, so we didnt think anything of it, had fun, watched the contest, danced and so on. However, it was only later when 2 of them got into the cage that we realized, hey... they seem a little familiar. Turns out they are junior school teachers. We told them, hey we saw you in bali, but of course we never told them where ! (its not uncommon to find teachers there)

I got more, but lunch now.
o and i have a really sexy teacher, with a story to boot

Key-J wrote:lol thats just freaking funny. I got some stories about my school.

1. You guys ever heard about that story where in Bio they are talking about sperm, and the professor says that sperm actually has sugars in it, then one of the girls says "but then why doesn't it taste sweet?" or they take swab samples of peoples cheeks and put it up under the microscope to see cheek cells and there is sperm there?
-Well that actually did happen in my school, in my Bio class. We were taking cheek samples, and like. Under the microscope of one of the girl's cheek samples, the teacher pointed out sperm! Hahaha

2. Speaking of biology, about 2 years back, we had got a new liquid analyzer and display microscope. So, we were doing an experiment, pretty much like a test for the new equipment. It was working well, could analyze samples of sea water, tap water, fresh water, HCL, NaOH, ext... then we started using Vinegar, Juices, Coke, Sprite and stuff. When one of the students came back, holding a beaker of a liquid, pored it in, and then just like everything else, it displayed the context of the liquid. Salts, H20..ext. So the teacher was like, did you just? N him, with a cheesy smile was like YUP! ! lol.. anyone care to guess what he used? *spoiler*piss*spoiler*

3. Our old old history teacher, was gay. However, he was an in school closet kind of gay. Yet, one day out in the mall, we saw him, with his partner. He was wearing a normal shirt, but he was wearing like biker short shorts. n this was a large guy. So we were like scared, for life. Anyway, later on. We found out, that his partner, was our Indonesian teacher at the time. So that was like double shock. Anyway, they decided to run away together (yes "that") and like on his last day, we had him for History. Well, he decided to make it fun, and he was really acting like.. frilly "gay" i must admit it was a fun lesson.

4. Last years spring break, we all went out to Bali to have some fun. Well, there is this nightclub called "Bounty" and its like one of the most popular ones. Anyway, they have cages and elevated platforms and all that stuff. Well, when we were there, we saw some blonde chicks on stage, and they were entering a wet t-shirt contest. Now, normally a lot of Aussies come to Bali, so we didnt think anything of it, had fun, watched the contest, danced and so on. However, it was only later when 2 of them got into the cage that we realized, hey... they seem a little familiar. Turns out they are junior school teachers. We told them, hey we saw you in bali, but of course we never told them where ! (its not uncommon to find teachers there)

I got more, but lunch now.
o and i have a really sexy teacher, with a story to boot

lol

1. she should've brushed her teeth and used mouth wash
2. did that guy get punished for that i mean...jizz in the new lab equipment...

2. did that guy get punished for that i mean...jizz in the new lab equipment...

Read closer...its piss, jizz woulda been funnier tho

hottest sub in my life last year... she was 23 maybe?
all i remeber is her black g-string

exality wrote:

2. did that guy get punished for that i mean...jizz in the new lab equipment...

Read closer...its piss, jizz woulda been funnier tho

jizz also contains amounts of salt and water...either way its new lab equipments...